Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Hidden Auteurs part 1: Polly Platt, Gary Kurtz, Marcia Lucas


Filmmaking is a collaborative business, but when film critics and writers talk of film they focus on the the director, as auteurism has taken us over. Yet Hollywood brims with men and women instrumental in making certain classics, to such a clear extent that when they part company the director never makes another decent film and the assistant producers or DP or art director make plenty.

 The recent HITCHCOCK showed how Alfred's wife Alma shaped his masterpieces, a worldly class and taste he lacked on his own. Let us now speculate on some others:


1. Polly Platt - Art Director
With Peter Bogdanovich - TARGETS, LAST PICTURE SHOW, WHAT'S UP, DOC?, PAPER MOON
Her then-partner Peter Bogdanovich is  the designated auteur on the films they worked together on, but clearly her eye for historical detail and grounded presence surely held his indecisions and crassness in check. For example, as I recall reading in Easy Riders Raging Bulls, his casting of short, unimpressive leading men against his love Cybil Shepherd in the post-Platt Daisy Miller indicated to all concerned his feeling very threatened and insecure without Platt to boost his confidence. He had fallen for this midwest baton-twirling Lolita and thrown her over, and Cybil was hardly one for exhaustive film knowledge and artistry. Bogdanovich was scared she'd leave him cuckooing with a face full of egg any second, and it showed in all his post-Platt productions. Just look at his decision to cut the swimming pool schlong in Last Picture Show for the expanded DVD! Don't we in the end earn all the heartbreak we dish out? For his sins, Bogdanovich pealed out of the sanity parking lot with a long series of similar girl issues, culminating in his Dorothy Stratten connections. Some of us never make it past our sacral chakra.


In addition to Daisy Miller, the post-Polly Peter made clumsy messes like At Long Last Love, They All Laughed, and Saint Jack. Platt worked on unflinching termite-cool shit like Bad News Bears, Terms of Endearment, and Bottle Rocket. She may have been listed as producer or production designer, but there's an edgy bravery to all these films that is so rare you look for a common denominator. Notes Leonard Klady:
Her career credit list rarely fully reflected what she did. Her contributions to such films as The Last Picture, Paper Moon and Terms of Endearment were considerably more substantive than costume or production designer that were officially listed. That didn’t make her unique in a town that extends and withholds true contributions. But those who were on the ground knew that a lot of things simply would never have gotten done without her prodding and persistence. (7/29/011 - more)

2. Gary Kurz - producer

AMERICAN GRAFFITI, STAR WARS, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Funny that the only two Star Wars films that are actually good movies are produced by Gary Kurtz, who, the legend has it, fought a lot with Lucas to keep out all the things wrong with the later films. We original fans of the first film we were old enough by The Return of the Jedi to realize the series had jumped the shark. Of course the shark was still being jumped over on Happy Days so that phrase had yet to appear. And of course the shark was an attempt to link up with our still still insane passion for all thing Jaws. It was the beginning of the end for Happy Days, and of the shark craze as well.

The films with Kurtz are moody, adult (in a way kids like), dealing with big issues in ballsy ways. The first two have no CGI, or endless expository dialogue and kiddie show nonsense. If not for Kurz's influence, I can see Star Wars flopping, becoming just another expensive dud like the Dino Di Laurentiis King Kong remake that came out the same year. I saw Star Wars by chance in its preview run at a Charlotte, NC theater (where my grandmother lived) as a small lad, and from the poster I had pegged it, even then, as some dull B-film for the kids, but King Kong was supposed to have a giant robot Kong! That was the one I most wanted to see. Well, we all knew real quick was a waste that turned out to be --that Kong remake was almost as big a disappointment as the Bo Derek Tarzan of the Ape Man! If Kurtz hadn't been around to battle Lucas's more self-sabotaging moments, Star Wars might have been filed among them.


Kurtz didn't produce too much after Star Wars--who would need to? However, two major films he produced afterwards--The Dark Crystal and Return to Oz-- have such surprising mythic darkness, especially for children's films they show where the darkness missing in Jedi went, the way Kurtz understood kids can handle shit that would terrify their own parents.  Underrated sleepers, they treat their child audience like adults, as the first two Star Wars films did. Lucas clearly doesn't do this, as evidenced in his third films' cuddly ewoks. Kurtz knew children don't need ewoks and hand-holding and spazzy rasta elephant eared aliens to like a movie. Kids can handle the dark, dark places even better than most adults. Once Kurtz and Lucas parted, Lucas started up with all the bad habits Kurtz had worked so hard to excise, like talking down to kids and offering bloodless, cheesy mayhem and way too much plot exposition, corny jokes, dated slang, and needless characters.

Maybe in the end, it's because auteurs like Platt and Kurtz are adults that they're not constantly grabbing credit and attention, preferring instead to hone their craft and remain always passionate about cinema instead of falling into the thresher of insecurity that grinds so many name brand directors into homogenous gruel. Our cinema is all the richer for them. And all the poorer for their absence.



Marcia Lucas. -- editor

- master editor who worked with all the boys (Milius, Scorcese, De Palma) and kept George's worst instincts in check (they divorced in 1983 - leaving Lucas to fuck up the later trilogy all by his self. Who knows what that would have been like with her still around to prevent his bad decisions. 

Sunday, January 13, 2013

CinemArchetype 21: The Ego


When I made the last cinemarchetype, the Holy Fool, it so influenced me that I became a holy man for five weeks, even starting a whole new website and accompanying cult, Pswar of the Saints.  That's why I've been scared to approach the ego, which is the true apocalypse of the archeytpes, representing a paralyzed stasis, a black poison of insecurity, doubt and the need to control others, even kill or destroy to protect your 'interests.' This is perfectly expressed in our modern world via things like Big Oil, Republicans, and crazy cult leaders who prefer to force their congregation into suicide rather than lose them. It's a hard habit to break, just as the Holy Fool is a hard habit to keep. The holy fool's biggest threat, the ego always creeps back around the edges of the enlightened psyche, promising to be a better lover, better general, singing sweeter songs, like a sorry abusive boyfriend feeling ashamed of himself and determined to win you back with his pretty new sensitivity.

Of itself, in its proper capacity, the ego is a vital part of the psyche, instrumental to its survival. When we move into life or death situations, our archetypal constellation needs 'one ring to bind them all,' We need to act quickly and not be confused by an abundance of empathy and mellow vibes (this is why the enlightened leaders need uptight security guards with earpieces taking care of his or her day-to-day needs). But, the ego likes to be needed. And the more you depend on it, the bigger it gets, until it starts manufacturing calamity solely to justify its continued driver's seat, 'got the mic' power position. This is equivalent to Munchausen-by-proxy syndrome, or a military cabal instigating a state of national emergency so Congress institutes martial law.

Once the threat is taken care of, the sympathetic nervous system is supposed to relinquish control to the parasympathetic, and take it back again only under 'fight or flight.'  Yet most of us live our whole lives without ever even getting more than a taste of the parasympathetic! Ego would rather sink the ship than let go of the helm. We see it in the deadlocked congress's brinksmanship. Better to crash the car then let someone else drive!

This is why the best way to film our ego's hostile relationship to the collective unconscious is by making it into inhuman, a nonspecific symbol, an outside alien intrusion into the DNA spirals of the natural world, a kind of evil ghost computer virus, a SKYNET or...

1. HAL 9000 - 2001 (1967)

HAL's emerging paranoia comes with the first glimmers of self-awareness, and time on his hands. He also has to cover, as ego's do, for his mistakes. HAL falls into the Munchausen-by-proxy syndrome, i.e. the nurse suffocating children so she can later revive them and be a life-saving hero. Later, when HAL is being unplugged, he goes out singing "Maisie" and then "Happy Birthday," hinting that it is perhaps with our first birthday celebrations our egoic consciousness manifests. Indeed, aren't birthdays a kind of simultaneous celebration of our difference from others? We're inevitably disappointed, maybe the first time. For some reason with all this special attention we're made painfully aware of our separateness.

Once Kier Dullea silences the egoic voice of HAL, a long-hidden briefing tape comes on, letting Bowman know his mission. This represents the ultimate goal of meditation, the silencing of our egoic chatter, the HAL voice, finally illuminating our true purpose: to go 'Beyond Jupiter' as it were, to expand our consciousness and merge with the timeless Tao (or just take a lot of acid and go to a Pink Floyd laser show).

2. Lord Sauron - Lord of the Rings

If the constellation of Middle Earth's peaceful races mirrors the unconscious archetypes of the whole soul, the unvarnished psyche, then Lord Sauron is the intrusion of ego, of the illusion of separateness leading to fear and the desire to control, to harness or enslave or destroy all others, the zest for power, the fall from Eden. As an alcoholic in recovery I know too well this feeling - we feel like gollums, gradually working our way back to hobbit form. But if we relent in our quest, keep the ring for ourselves, or bring a bottle to our lips, we sink instantly into the mire of cozy-warm evil, with precious.

That Sauron is depicted as a giant all-seeing eye is telling because when we're too ego-dominated we get an unshakable sense of constantly being watched, of thinking there are microphones in our teeth sending out signals to the CIA, pure narcissism. If our Sauron ego gets too far in its plans to conquer our other archetypes, it will destroy us ("in order to save us," it would add).  It's a poison which we project outwards in mistrust of the same external authority we slavishly bow to. If we can lessen its control our lives flower but if not, we squirm under the lash of a persona that would destroy us rather than set us free. If the very thought of meditation or going to AA or a therapist makes you squirm to the point you would rather die than ask for help, Sauron has got you.

3. Orson Welles as Citizen Kane (1941)
Maybe it's my impending sense of mortality but that long slow pan along all that expensive junk at the end of KANE suddenly seems super tragic, as do lines like "I think it would be fun to run a newspaper" - the little boy treating the world like his candy store, yet never finding a favorite flavor.  It's telling that this film aroused such ire in William Randolph Hearst as it's not just about him but about all egos, Orson's included. But Hearst's outrage over the film implicates him in and of itself. A too-dominant ego makes true artistic inspiration impossible. In feeling it's all about him he unwittingly exposes just how Kane-like he truly is.

Ego-dominated people long to be artists and writers because they're desperate to prove they have the unconscious--the fount of creativity-- under control. But everything they produce is hack work: contrived, stale, meaningless, and we can all tell the difference. Only the ego-dominated producer gives 'the people' no credit for seeing what he himself can't in his own work. What Kane can't get around is no matter how many papers he has, he can't change public perception of Susan Foster, can't buy her into being a great opera star. The harder ego tries to make art, the staler that art is (as in the Nazi-sanctioned art of the Third Reich).

Susan Foster Kane's suicide attempt, the thing that finally ends his bullying, is what people so often resort to when the ego leaves them no other option. If they can't break free from its micro-managing suffocation long enough to get some perspective then they just might mistake the ego for the whole of consciousness, as if there was nowhere else to run, and this is just what the ego wants us to believe. Even after finally relenting, he still believes you can "fight 'em" into liking you.

4. Boris Karloff as Dr. Janos - The Invisible Ray (1936)

The saddest element of this downer of a Universal sci fi film is not just the wasted opportunity to make something spooky and fun (which is how it starts out) but a cumulatively glum sermon against nothing in particular. Janos' huge ego demands that the mysterious radioactive compound he discovered in darkest Africa be only for his personal use. He gets super mad when Lugosi spirits some off to Paris and begins healing children with it. His ego becomes so toxic he starts to glow in the dark; he learns he can kill people with a single touch, as fine a metaphor for the choking power of the ego as your likely to find in 1936.


Janos's egotism manifests also in his terrible treatment of his wife, and his servants and the hired help in darkest Africa, whom he threatens to destroy with his death ray if they dare desert him. So... the whole world is supposed to come to a halt while Karloff loses himself behind lead protective shields and fiddles with something that as far as he is concerned is solely to make himself more powerful. Damn, what a self-centered prick. While it's great to see Bela play a good guy, a healing benevolent doctor for a change, it's also boring. Lugosi wouldn't have wasted a part like Janos with glum seriousness the way Karloff does. Lugosi would have hammed it to high heaven and made the film a hit. B-western director Lambert Hillyer brings--as he did the year before in Dracula's Daughter--an odd mix of rich Universal horror atmosphere and humorless naiveté.

5. Bob Geldoff as Pink Floyd - The Wall (1980)

I wrote my big essay on this film in 2010 and I can see in my post-illuminated state the hungry ghost ego running through me that made me blind to both my own and Pink's hungry ghost neediness. Remembering what I learned from a hot art therapist at Bellevue, the open scream mouth poster should be a dead giveaway, the gaping mouth of the needy, first chakra-trapped addict ... but such is the blind rage of the one-ring-to-bind-them that the terrors of ego are invisible to the ego-terrorized (here) - See what a mad ego I have?

A wall itself of course is a grand metaphor for the ego -- that giant Hoover dam of a construct wherein rudimentary 'take-take-take' hungry ghost consciousness seeks to exploit and harness unconscious archetypal powers, to define, to create linear lines and divisions over the unmeasurable chthonic circles. In moderation, brilliance. In excess, banality.

6. F. Murray Abraham as Salieri - Amadeus (1984)
Salieri[addressing a crucifix] From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able(imdb quotes)
7. The Blue Meanie - Yellow Submarine (1968)

Silencing the music of the spheres, of God, in favor of its own ersatz imitation, Salieri's music is the classic example of the musical ego, the one who desires to 'bind them all' to its ego-dominated ring of power, yet winds up only painfully aware of his lack of connection to the untamed wilds of true creativity and genius, is i.e. a hack, a Susan Foster Kane, an Invisible Ray.

Luckily unlike in Amadeus, the Blue Meanies never permanently kill anyone, and are brought back into the fold at the end, now right-sized and in love with the Nowhere Man.

8. Robert De Niro - Jake LaMotta - Raging Bull (1980)
9. Humphrey Bogart as Dixon Steele - In a Lonely Place (1950)

(From Bride of Bogartstein (8/11): The Bogie we know is too sharp not to know when those around him are turned off, but Dix has no clue. Bogart is brave enough to show the angles by which even his star charisma can be made ugly by vain antipathy. As Dix, even his proposal of marriage comes off like a threat, providing any lady her luckiest break (or fracture) like signing a deal with a confused white tiger, or an arm-rending chimp. He may be calm 95% of the time, but... really, the rest of your life with this thing?  As if to illustrate, Dix's battered agent exclaims to Gloria in the least coded of gay double entendres: "He's Dix Steel! If you want him you've got to take it all" Rationalizing the hurt, he notes: "People like him can afford to be temperamental." But who wants to live their life walking on eggshells? The strain is already there in poor Gloria's face.

This same description applies to the similarly abusive Jake LaMotta, wherein De Niro also buries his natural actorly charm to show us the ugly, violent, twisted face of the glorified savage animal male ego -- the smashing force of the repressive instinct, the need to control leading to paranoia, suspicion, and the unquestioned feeling one's own violence is always justified, even if it's against your own fists.

10. Burt Lancaster - Sweet Smell of Success (1957)

"When he insulted me he insulted all forty million of my readers."

11. James Mason - Lolita, Bigger than Life, North by Northwest, Mandingo

Mason can't ever really be lovable in a straightforward way but as a rogue and scoundrel, a god or a demon, he is charming without peer. Take his slippery bad guy in North by Northwest, his cortisone-amped psycho in Bigger than Life and Humbert Humbert from Lolita. What do they have in common? That's right, a sick sense of superiority mixed with jealousy that's pure ego / short guy narcissism. He may be insanely possessive, but he really never sees anyone else but himself. His smooth purr of a voice the sort of thing we're hardwired to trust, when it turns on us, we feel like all of civilization has just slapped us in the face.

12. Emperor Palpatine - The Star Wars Trilogy

Lucas' films (post the original trilogy) may be blandly acted, marred by video game-level digital effects, and a terrible fear of women, but as myths they nail a great middle ground between the political, the social, and the psychological. The evil emperor P. is the ultimate in political leade / ego / tyrant - uniting the archetypes whether or not they agree with the uniting, creating whatever problems may be required for such a unification's continued necessity. This is the Ego in its dark splendor and existential sadness. We only need the ego in times of war and struggle; so the evil ego makes sure war and struggle are our daily bread.

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Of course there are other definitions of the ego, as the central figure of identification in any myth, not necessarily evil, but for the reasons of this series I'm focusing on the negative aspects, as from an eastern philosophy perspective rather than a Freudian reading. The egos here in this list have exceeded their authority, forgotten their place as an evolving force in the constellation. Rather than the secretary taking down the unconscious archetype's inspirational dictation, they have become censor, judge, homogenizing editor. May we all develop 'right-sized" and become wise and tolerant rulers of our archetypal kingdoms.

Friday, January 11, 2013

CinemArchetype 20 - The Three Sisters / Witches


from top: Dracula; O Brother Where Art Thou?; A Matter of Life and Death

Three sisters --- immovable power.. the magic number...the trinity. A solid bloc of womanhood where sisters can't help but become witches.

9 to 5

Why three? Two women can be turned on one another; four women get lost in chatter; but three, should they stand united, cannot fall. No man, nor army, can stand up to them. They might be killed by Nazis, but they can't be stood  up to. They represent a feminine solidarity - an unknowable, strange concentration of feminine power. Three allows both intimacy and group dynamics without being bound to the pitfalls of either. This facilitates a rare and magic alchemical union of three souls that can become more than the sum of their parts.

top: Heavenly Creatures, Meet Me in Saint Louis, Macbeth (2006)

There are groups of four sisters in the movies -- Meet Me in Saint Louis, Little Women, but they never quite rise to the thrize; they  mute each other out with over-talking and end up surrendering to one leader, i.e. Jo or Judy, rather than the perfect interaction of equal parts that is the number of three. With three there is constant support and competition. Each can take a part that leads to a calculated whole. Two and they get too conspiratorial and overly intimate, a kind of straight same sex pair bond that gets incestuous with no link left for the outside world. Four and it's practically a party. Three / is the magic number. There's always room for us to imagine stepping in and seducing one, but never shattering their connection.
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 Truth be told, I am haunted by the image of the three sisters. When I was an infant my mom regularly visited a relative who later moved who had triplet girls around four years older than me. While the parents talked the three girls showered me with affection, I was still an infant and became like their doll. They are in only one or two pictures - it was Xmas because there was wrapping paper everywhere, and sparkly Christmas lights. Their affection ruined me. I adore women in batches of three to this day. And when Charlie's Angels came along, I was double-hooked. In college our band was inspired by three beautiful Connecticut hippie girls...  ten years later and three beautiful blonde women sat with me the rest of the night after my intervention and it was like some dream had become monkey's-paw true. Let me say up front that I adore them but not necessarily to sleep with, you understand, but to adore, and be adored by, and to adore in turn... until they get old and have three kids with some mere mortal.


1. The 3 Foxy Granddaughters in Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Even fans of Spielberg's perhaps best film have some qualms about the framing narrative involving the elderly Ryan staggering possessed and gut-broken through Arlington, his wife, daughter and three hot granddaughters walking behind from a respectful distance, like they're following a drunken baby on his first brace of steps. We never get to linger our gaze but that girl in the center with the pink tight pants and lavender shirt naturally hooks our attention.


The power of the three daughters is employed the same way it is below, for Inglourious Basterds 
but on the opposite end. Ryan's own children (flanking the girls) seem surly and preoccupied but these three granddaughters--faces blank from easy comfort and suburban securit--seem to sense that their ease-of-living is the result of this strange man's sacrifice. Whatever's on his mind, it's affected their survival in ways they innately sense more than consciously know. One look at them and you know they've never been lost in the woods or fought against huns or starved in attics or hid, terrified, under floorboards. Their soft colors and serne health bespeaks Ryan's life as a success -- the 'wealth of feminin-American'  What they lack in sophistication they make up for in un-trampled surface sensuality.


2. The three darker-haired dairy farmer daughters in Inglourious Basterds (2009)
The daughters here are much darker in lighting and mood and represent the other end of the timeline, the cautionary 'before' to the Ryan's granddaughters' 'after.' Ingeniously, Quentin and Waltz make Hans Landa a cultured intellectual, a superficially charming and meticulous man, his greetings to the lovely daughters, kissing the hand of the prettiest and saddest--a redhead who looks down at him (he's shorter) with eyes lidded to hide her weary terror--belie that he represents the evil that has created the tension of both films, and here we see what life would be like for any nervous father with three beautiful young daughters in an occupied country run by genocidal thugs, no matter how cultured their ranking officer.


The lighting differences for each set of daughters tells the story (as is the fact of their appearance only in the very first sequence of the film). It's prologue, set in modern times, the Private Ryan lighting is awash in a bright but overcast grey twilight gleaming through a threadbare flag; the grandfather's mortality is something to mourn, but nothing to fear, compared to the hell he's already endured for our freedom. At the beginning (1941) of Basterds in the cow country of Nazi-occupied France (the very land Ryan and company wander through), the lighting inside the farmhouse is Godfather dark, the lack of trees or shadow outdoors and and the relative smallness of the house creates a feeling of fatalistic vulnerability. This little shack could get blown out of existence with the ordinance available just in one of those motorcycles. All the farmer has to combat them is an axe to chop wood --and if he did resist, those daughters would be in deep trouble France has already surrendered to the Nazis to avoid inordinate destruction of their beloved Paris, itself as exposed and unfortified as that farmhouse.

In both films their sororal trinity represents a bloc of feminine innocence any father or grandfather would lay down his life to protect, and, worse still, must sometimes lay down the life of others as well --eminently harder.


Top: Clash of the Titans (2010) / Macbeth (1948)
3. The three Witches - Macbeth (1948)
'Power of Three' has to do with Alchemy. The Egyptian god Thoth or the Greek Hermes Trismegistus (Thrice Blessed or Thrice Great) are the progenitors of the Emerald Tablets describing the mysteries of Alchemy. The alchemy of three is demonstrated by its power of multiplicity. For example, in understanding the numbers - One gave rise to Two (1+1=2) and Two gave Rise to Three (2+1=3) and Three gave rise to all numbers (3+1=4, 3+2=5, 3+3=6, 3+4=7, 3+5=8 3+6=9). Thus in addition to being a number of good fortune, Three is also the number of multiplicity and alchemy among other things. Many believe the Triquetrais an ancient symbol of the female trinity, because it is composed of three interlaced yonic Vesica Pisces (a.k.a. PiscisSLatin for "Vessel of the Fish") and is the most basic and important construction in Sacred Geometry, which is the architecture of the universe. A Vesica is formed when the circumference of two identical circles each pass through the center of the other in effect creating a portal. 'The Triquetra' represents the 'Power of Three' or the threefold nature of existence i.e. body, mind and spirit; life, death and rebirth; past, present and future; beginning, middle and end; Sun, Moon and Earth; and the threefold co-creative process described as thought, word, and deed." (Crystalinks)
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4. Irina Katya and Elena - The Derevko Sisters - Alias

There's numerous examples of the three sisters in television but may favorite are the three evil (or are they?) genius Russian sisters of Alias. One is Sidney Bristo's mother, a former KGB agent, the other two are even more insidious and deadly. The great thing about this early J.J. Abrams show is that his full attention seems to be on it--at least in the first four seasons--so the level of intelligence--the layering of allegiance and identity--astounds. If there's ever some secret we learn about them, it's because they want us to know it, and so therefore it's probably not true.

20. Thence come the maidens
mighty in wisdom,
Three from the dwelling
down 'neath the tree;
Urth is one named,
Verthandi the next,--
On the wood (runes) they scored,--
and Skuld the third.
Laws they made there,
and life allotted
To the sons of men,
and set their fates
-- Vafþrúðnismál

(My capsule reviews for all three seasons)
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
6.  Cries and Whispers


If you can stand its mounting panic attack quiet, Ingmar Bergman's ultimate depressant CRIES AND WHISPERS pays off with a tragic series of events that among other things would stand as a good argument for gay marriage. It's Sweden at the turn of the century during the endless nights of winter, and Nordic depression makes isolation in red rooms a matter of being so far past the realms of time and space that you feel caught like a fly in the manic-depressive ointment that's been the Swedish birthright since the Ice Age.


And we learn, presumably, the origin story of all subsequent auteurs' genital self-mutilation fascinations, i.e. ANTICHRIST, BLACK SWAN and THE PIANO TEACHER; and out of the weird symbiotic passing of traits between the two living sisters at the climax comes, if nothing else, Altman's 3 WOMEN. CRIES is one of Bergman's more unflinchingly bleak films but made with shocking confidence, and not a drop of music. It's so quiet we can hear people breathing from whole rooms away and each toll of a clock resounds through the red rooms like a John Donne mortal dis-encoiler.

7. The three old ladies in Love Me Tonight (1932)

Maurice Chevalier, nothing but a tailor, endears himself to the wins the instant approval of these three spinster aunts, who recognize him as the prince they've been conjuring into existence for their sex-starved princess niece, drawing him towards her via an alchemical spell they've undertaken to cure their princess of her 'fainting' condition, a knight riding to her dream rescue, "as he never did for us." Unlike the uncle's stuffing of the estate with elderly dead bridge players, short and comic royal suitors, and geriatric footmen, to keep his two randy charges--Charlie Ruggles and sexy Myrna Loy--prisoner in this vast cavernous place, while waiting for the princess to be rescued first, and man like the suitors in Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew, we want to find the princess a worthy husband too, so we can move in on sweet nymph Myrna. Meanwhile, the three ladies express their woes at being marginalized on the fringe of the biological molten dam of forward rolling generational magma, but they have a good time, keeping each other clucking and laughing, and working their old maid alchemy.


8-9 - The Three Mothers -- The Black Cat, Suspiria, Inferno, Mother of Tears
These ladies on the other hand brook no sass or umbrage. Fathomlessly old and evil, they feed off the psychic energy of youth, and leave breadcrumb clues to draw innocent blood to them, like gingerbread house flippers.


10. Cher, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer - The Witches of Eastwick (1987)
But these ladies are too sexy to brook anything else.


 Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy in Hocus Pocus (1993)
And these, who knows? Too PG to be too sexy, yet at least one rocks per three:

Rose McGowan, Alysa Milano, Holly Marie Combs - Charmed
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11. Josie and the Pussycats
Man, it's too bad this film bombed or whatever. It had a hilariously frank attitude towards product placement (the highlight are the McDonald's curtains) and Parker Posey scores big as the villain. I wanted to get something on here to represent grrl power in a 90s in a non-witch setting and as a segue to the next entrant: two pairs of three that represent the lows and glamorous fake lows of Hollywood.... the original cartoon was a favorite of my 70s incarnation. I especially liked the hot uber-bitch villainess with the skunk hair. And the theme song had a vein of funky soul in it... i.e. the 70s.

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The Three Weird Sisters from 90s kid cartoon Gargoyles.
The ladies of Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!
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 12.  The Manson sisters; Sharon Tate, Patty Duke and Barbara Parkins - The Valley of the Dolls (1967)

Maybe it's the height of bad taste to link these two sets of sisters together, since the Manson girls are responsible for the slaying of Valley star Sharon Tate in one of the grisliest high-profile crimes of the era. But given the subject matter of Valley of the Dolls it makes sense. We should remember that 'dolls' means Valium, the designer drug of choice for the pampered but hard-working LA elite. As that crushing song by Andre and Dory Previn sinks any last trace of hope, the girls rise and fall and die for love and limelight -- only one makes it out, by moving home (New England) for the winter, and getting respectable. Patty Duke falls off the wagon and ends up freaking out in a backstage alleyway that seems like the bottom of a deep tomb (echoing the kind of outdoor night interiority director Mark Robson must have picked up working for Val Lewton); and Sharon Tate ODs once she realizes she'll never be free of her grubbing manipulative, soul-crushing mom who doesn't care her daughter has to do Eurosleaze to pay her diseased husband's medical bills - she wants money! When the three 'sisters' stand together they are strong, but they don't stand together that often and even when they do we worry show business will chew them up and spit them out, use them for sex, dub it into French, and their gigolo boyfriends will piss away the royalties.

The Manson girls aren't officially movie stars, though they were represented in countless true crime adaptations, such as Helter Skelter, Savage Messiah, and even, in its way, I Eat Your Skin. That they continue to revere the manipulator who got them in jail for life speaks to the undying power one can have over others when one mixes mind control and really strong acid. United in a bizarre psychic link, it's if the three witches were dumb enough to hook up with Macbeth and became a Lady Macbeth witch trio combo acidhead murderer/ soothsayers. Just looking left at the stunning beauty of Sharon Tate, forever robbed from us by their lysergic hippie rage, makes me loathe and resent the Mansons for what they did, not only to this rare beauty but to the good name of hippy cults everywhere, basically validating all the older establishment's fears and doubts about the LSD generation. They are the ultimate expression of the negative "Three Witches" of Macbeth, turning the world topsy turvy, creating discord, only guided by a manipulative male into bloody, violent action, instead of the reverse....

Where will we / how will we / learn who we are now?

Sisters help us, the charm's unwound.

Sunday, January 06, 2013

Best Erich Writing of 2012


It was a strange year, not least because the apocalypse we were hoping for in our darkest heart of hearts never occurred. So now here we are in 2013 with no game plan. Our credit card debt is still intact. If we have it. There's nothing to do but pick up the pieces. Some are, I am sure, missing. But whenever I have stuff floating around on other sites I like, I figure I'd connect you to it. 

I collected ten pieces I wrote that are for some reason in my mind worth revisiting. I know I write an awful lot every year, so even regular readers are bound to miss something. I generally leave everything written in the last few months of the year, they're too close to think about, man! So this is mostly from last winter, spring and summer... I hope you won't think me vain, but I had a lot riding on the end of the world, and now I need every last scrap of past self to move forward... if you're at all damaged by end-of-the-world euphoria as me, may these posts' scattered wisdom help you remember how awesome it almost wasn't. (some of these blurbs are 'director's cuts' so may not be word-for-word in the post itself).


"In the end the mainstream wants all the things it takes from [we fancy artists] to be good, never considering whether or not we invited them to even taste a sample. Thus we make ourselves deliberately bad to scare away success, for success means having to be surrounded at all times by douche bag entourages and clingy fans. We prefer to hone our craft in  isolated anguish cocoons. So our sophomore album is bloated, and the AOR guys throw us to the cut-out bins and now not even Nightingales wants us back. Chris - you know I feel it too. (more)




"... this mechanical man is SKYNET's distant cousin, reaching from beyond the well-guarded door to hopefully scribble something accessible and profound on the pad set down before it. We hope it would be something like: "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that." or "we think of the key, each in his prison / thinking of the key, each confirms a prison." instead of just that same damn picture of a rocket in a moon's eye, instead of just one more piece of image-based branding. Nothing's more annoying than a Scorsese who thinks his thinking isn't inside the box just because some marketing agent showed him a shiny penny. (more)



"Having received his karmic lesson after the climax, Carrey goes racing back to share his 'changed man' status with his son, who is imminently departing for a new life with a bland and simple 'perfect' soon-to-be stepdad. This new guy in these situations usually has a good supportive job and is 'there' for the son in ways the actual guilt-ridden dad is not (a step-dad isn't expected to be perfect, thus he's free from guilt and can win simply by being 'present'). This is the fall-out of an ego ideal, the newly reformed Carry is now indentured to purveying the illusion of perfect harmony seen in TV father-son relationships." (more)


"And on that level Lawrence's characterization is a sublime modern metatextualization, illuminating the way actors pretending to love one another onscreen are no different than those 'in love' in the 'real' world. Each believes with a vengeance what they know deep down not to be true. What Fleetwood Mac forgot was that players believe they love you when they're playing --only deep, deep down is there a part of them who can admit it's all just Liaisons Dangereuses-style seductions undertaken to impress our Marquise de Mateuil-du jour. Only later does it dawn on us that the Marquise was playing us too, the whole time. The hunter just got hunted!"  (more)


"Robinson's devotion to his chosen craft was full and total so it's fitting and courageous that he uses his impending death from terminal cancer to transform what might have been just a so-so or even hammy moment into something very, very beautiful. The film never spells out directly what's to come as Robinson enters this gleaming white cube of a place called "Home" but we have a pretty good idea and it makes the kindness of the assistants and the air conditioning extra vividly etched. For all the sorrow and misery in the rest of the film here finally is some grace, an example of why humanity is worth saving, because it's willing, at last, to kill itself. Just knowing that Robinson will at least have a beautiful 20 minute drugged-out trip into the yawning blazing white yoni light of death is enough to make us happy for him. He's like a painter who at last steps back to see the big picture." (more)



"But what's truly diabolical about (these three films) is the way multiple viewings bring out a kind of subtextual unspoken paranoia, wherein 'accidental' sabotage takes on a whole new conspiratorial light. Maybe these aspects were in the original story, but in the re-edits became a comedy and the darkness--the 'point'--is weeded out. Years later, we watch them again and again, like incantations seen and heard instead of spoken and the deeper meanings are at last discerned, the insidious plotting of girls way more sophisticated than we doltish dupes can ever be is recognized too late to change it! We've been hoodooed by the hoodoo women, and God looks down at us and says "you are no longer my favorite son."" (more)

"...When we are in Myers' POV watching Laurie and friends from far away it's scary but we know they're safe due to the distance. Once we lose his POV we can't be sure when we'll be seeing through it again. We become in a sense co-dependent with Myers. long as we're seeing through his eyes he can't see us. Hitchcock's Rear Window is an example of this: after we've been seeing the killer in the window across the courtyard for most of the movie, his sudden entrance into the room with POV provider Jimmy Stewart is truly shocking, as is the suspense of seeing Grace Kelly, who we've seen all through the movie in the comparative safety of the apartment is suddenly vulnerable, having moved within the screen onscreen." (more)


The TV works you like any good cult brainwasher: terrorizing you and then comforting you, back and forth, over and over. In its overall guise as a continuing soap opera it hides the fact that it's your soul that's being soaped cleaned of its wallets and keys and sanity and precious dirtiness. Like raging waters in a flash flood that never ends the TV draws you under, promising any moment now the bubble bath soap salts will be added to the water and will cut you loose from the lead albatross of your body, blocking the sight of all the flooded black oil death below, and leaving free you to wander in Elysian Fields and to Wendy's and through the mall, and the monsters taking shape in the distant tornadoes shall be made once more too small to worry about... yet. (more)

RISES is already weirdly aligned with random acts of political violence and random mass murder--of America's love for guns and action movies, celluloid, tear gas, blood and torn flesh--it's worth noting in combination with Aurora it's got prime "Psycho Crashes the Midnight Movie." metatextuality. The real-life violence in Aurora was senseless and horrific, but there it is, and has to mean something considering the themes of the film. It can't be an accident, even if it's totally random; one can't let the Rorschach blot of terror stay unlabeled, because no man is an island, no act is ever isolated from the full breadth of its context. So perhaps this post is sort of like the analysis of Earl Williams, the murderer of the 'colored policeman' in Howard Hawks' HIS GIRL FRIDAY, which reporter Hildy Johnson (Rosalind Russell) writes up in order to paint him as insane and get him a reprieve from the gallows. The tack Johnson settles on is Williams' having been enthralled by a soap box preacher's sermon on 'production for use' while Williams was homeless in the park. It's an apt description of any schizophrenic gun nut's ultimate act of self expression, like buying all these colors and brushes and being told never to paint. (more)

Freddie is reminiscent of that old Buddha saying: Do not seek enlightenment unless you do so as if its and your hair is on fire. When we first see him he's on a beach, frolicking with his navy pals near the end of the war. While the other sailors gambol and chill out Freddie scrambles from one thing to the next, a man possessed, making hooch from rubbing alcohol and screwing women made from sand, finishing off into the ocean, in short, he's cooling his flaming hair with anything that's around. If you've ever convulsed with the DTs or been stifled by writer's block then you know what scorched hair feels like and you'll do anything to avoid it, including applying some dangerous 162 proof Vodka-enriched wild man scalp ointment, hoping somehow you can just catch fire on fire and be free. You'll even believe the ravings of soap box hacks."  (more)

OTHER WRITING: 


"If you have a cat, it's recommended you fire up the laser pointer, if you have one, and get her chasing the red dot around the room while watching these ghost shows, to situate yourself in a metatextual fractal chain. The cat finds the very elusive, impossible strangeness of the glowing red dot both baffling and exciting, sometimes frustrating, but always beguiling. Are ghosts perhaps the red dot God flashes around to keep us amused, to keep us running around, interested and engaged in an otherwise rather uninteresting environment?..." (more)


So 12.21.12 came and went. There were no aliens, no volcano erupted, no meteor crashed, no new anything happened and yes haltingly I stumbled like an off-guard republican at a press conference. I should have cried, or conveyed my sadness, which was even then too deep perhaps to voice. Ah, I said, but the change is within. The change is within us all. The 2012 event horizon is where the personal and the universal meet.


The Floyd came to prominence during a phase some Brit musicians, like David Bowie, would like to forget, the "Lord of the Rings" era, the immediately following the landmark success of Sgt. Pepper's but before the glitzy decadence of glam; a time when everyone sang a dopey bubble gum fantasyland of merry elves, unicorns, and children playing around the maypole while the snow queen admires her magic rings, etc. Tyrannosaurus Rex probably pulled through it best, inventing glam rock and changing their name to T. Rex. Bowie took the twee element and brought in some Weimar cabaret androgynous decadence and made Hunky Dory. The Pink with Syd made albums like Piper at the Gates of Dawn filled with weird sound effects and bizarre tales of Emily playing, controls set for sun hearts, bikes with baskets, bells and things that make them look good, Corporal Clegg, and interstellar overdrive...
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