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Sunday, October 21, 2012

The Evolver Virus: PROMETHEUS, THE DEAD FILES


One of the weirdest, most psychedelically spooky and Halloween-triguing shows on TV right now is the Travel Channel's THE DEAD FILES: psychic Amy Allan and retired NYC homicide detective Steve De Schavi investigate haunted houses with a twin pincer approach: he dredges up the the building's history and talks to witnesses; she sees dead people. She speaks to dead people, and they speak to her. But there's only one way to know if her findings are real... and that's Steve's corroborating unearthed facts. She then uses a sketch artist to capture the image of the main dead person she encounters on "her walk" through the house, which is later compared with Steve's recovered photo of the historical troublemaker. They usually match, which is awesome. And the key moment of the whole show: Steve's tough but compassionate cop eyes widen, his head involuntarily shakes back and forth in stunned disbelief, and we realize with queasy delight that we're watching a very grounded man's horizon expand, the 'super' part stripped away from the supernatural. Before our very eyes--and his--myth and reality, the unconscious psyche of the collective oversoul and the body--so long ago separated by church, science, and state--re-merge.


Ridley Scott's PROMETHEUS (recently released on DVD) provides an eerie ancestry with Steve and Amy's investigations. A retro-futuristic pre-emptive gravestone, Ridley Scott's big sci-fi comeback film marks his first return to the mythos of his 1979 franchise-launcher ALIEN. Fitting it's come in 2012, a year that's marked the death of his brother Tony (see "I'm not Afraid to Die") and the end of the Mayan calendar--which is relevant to the ancient aliens hypothesis of the film. A muddled but fascinating career capstone, the film serves as a summation of all Scott's pet themes--dehumanization, mankind as the missing link between apes/aliens and machines/replicant theory vs. practice; the whole system on trial; technology merging with humanity; the cosmic spark, etc.--cheapening them in the process through second-and-triple guess self-negating budget bloating, reducing the wild strides of early Scott down to a snippy crew of petty stock types all so constricted by their narrowly-defined quirks and hang-ups they dare not breathe without sneering nor speak without re-underlining their 'type' of petulant adolescent. Their dialogue evokes not the cool replicants of BLADEUNNER but M. Emmett Walsh's chief copper ("Here's mud in your eye, pal"); not the professional exchanges about 'struts retracting and access overloads' in the take-off transmissions of ALIEN but the 'I want to open my presents!'

As usual, a crew of humans and one robot travel several years in a cryogenic sleep, this time off to the end of the universe to find our godly makers, or is there a 'yawn' sinister corporate purpose? And why are they all young and dressed like Urban Outfitters mannequins? The most fantastic element about the whole thing is that Logan Marshall-Green with his bandanna scarf and layered sweatshirts could ever be a real doctor of archeology. He never even gives the impression he cracked a book, I bet he looked in a mirror once or twice though.

Nice scarf, Poindexter!
So instead of finding our 'gods' and seeing how proud they are of our bratty self-entitlement, we learn we're the result of an X-FILES-esque black oil DNA germ warfare contaminant leakage. We were 'sparked' by the one giant alien determined to kickstart Earth's evolution (?) how did he do it? By drinking it and dissolving into the water? Presumably this guy's names is Prometheus, left behind as punishment for helping DNA get its cosmic jolt. They were right to leave him; the elders recognize us as his spawn, come for familial payback and their look of stunned irritation reminds me of a lot of my own irritated German grandparents on Xmas. We are offensive to their eye for the crime of being seen. We are the next generation of gods (the DNA match is the same) but they don't want to recognize us as their children - they killed their own parents, and as far as they're concerned that's how you prove you're grown up. We'll need to burst out of their stomachs and fuck them up if we want their respect.

If only that idea didn't have such a dead-end more-of-the-same finality. Humans are still the only intelligent life form, we just found an older, bigger version. And the colorless girls go doo do doo doo. All that weird shit we saw in the first film? The acid blood and myriad strange stages of development, from egg to second stage parasite to second egg to 'hatch' to quick-growth ionizing, it seemed like this monster had a few stages we never got to see. But no - that was it. Anything new is, well, more a matter of leather flight suits and CGI doing little more than removing eyelashes from big bald heads (no women aliens, either --that would apparently be stretching imagination too far). The first film depicted an alien of many different stages, one beyond all gender binaries, moving from egg to face hugger to parasite to infant, etc - it was a truly alien creature, nothing remotely like it before. That level of weird science, i.e. biology and physics folded into the fiction, is long gone, perhaps mirrored the hysteric tattooed geologist (Sean Harris) spittle-flecking about how everyone but him doesn't give a shit about rocks. Rather than give him a single line of dialogue that would convey he knows a thing about them himself, other than being able to read a screen to determine what's hollow or solid.

At the same time, this level of 'keeping it stupid' dialogue (where characters display skills only in expository self-promotion), reflects the way science doesn't want to recognize the power of mediums like Dead Files' Amy Allan. Science wants to live completely and deludedly in the realm of materialism, which hates when anything is believed without prior scientific confirmation: astrologers, psychic, alien abductees, and exorcists are all fakers or delusional in the scientific eye, regardless of the mounting 'strange attractor' particle quantum theory evidence that everything is always in motion and interconnected in ways that transcend time and space. There is a slowly growing realization amongst the cutting-edge quantum mechanics and string theorists that the movement of planets--even far away ones--in our own galaxy, affect every last emotion or event here on earth via quantum entanglement, the zero point field, and an ever-dissolving and cohering latticework of strange attractors. But try telling all that to your science teacher, am I right? He'd rather fail us as charlatans, because we're inferring the reality of what science has already labeled superstition. It's the inverse of burning Galileo at the stake; it's almost like the middle segment of an ouroboros denying its eating even as it's being eaten. Prometheus is sci-fi for those kind of thinkers, for the types who could be talking to aliens but would still call UFO abductees lunatics.

Part of earning a doctorate is believing and ascribing to their panel of thesis advisors' notions of reality. They can't handle the truth, like they don't want to acknowledge an ugly son. It's not just a problem the 'engineers' (lead scientist Elizabeth Shaw's term for the big alien creators) have with us, it's a problem Ridley Scott has with his own material. Or that hack other writer he got, Joe Spaihts. Science must have loved him.


Like more than a few prequels shot decades after the original, PROMETHEUS indicates just what exactly blew minds in the original's heyday through failure to recapture it. With the help of reality-bending CGI and a massive budget, Scott's film loses sight of itself. Too big to fail, or succeed, it lurches into the dark void in search of a light switch so that it might clear yet another shadowed room and fill yet another darkened forest with shopping malls. The Alien series is now caught in a Moebius strip where the future is farther in the past than the present, and ten times the budget means ten times slower momentum. CGI lets nerdy crippled-by-second-guessing directors like Ridley over-tinker until a film is all FX details and the actors just gray blotches embarrassing the technical perfection around them with their unforgivable human-animal irregularity.

A great aspect of the 1979 original, never recovered in any sequel, was the naturalistic dialogue, the abundant adult professionalspeak (overlapping radio transmissions of technical jargon like background). Remember the breakfast scene, after everyone wakes up on the Nostromo and starts smoking and grumbling and socializing in an overlapping naturalistic Altmanesque rhythm? These were people in the same room, at the same time, adults talking in their low, natural voices. It was great, and no sequel deigned to try and capture that vibe. Call me crazy but cigarettes had a lot to do with that low key intelligence. Has the recently-installed zero tolerance for indoor smoking had the unforeseen side effect of dissolving our sense of 'adult' group dynamics? The chest-bursting scene was so shocking in the original because everyone was talking and joking and eating at the table in a believable manner, happy to see John Hurt's face again and to be heading home ("back to the old freezarinos!"). We felt their relief, and like we were in the room with them, so when the little alien comes bursting out we're completely shocked. This was a reality we understood, that was warm and believable, disrupted by this traumatic other. In this modern era we're always waiting for that chest-burster, but that's the problem. We've seen it too often to get traumatized --we expect it. There is no more traumatic other, just a thrill ride where we expect to be shocked by x, y, and z, and get pissed if it doesn't come. Without cigarettes there is no adulthood to deviate from, no difference between adults doing a job and children impatiently bickering and dying to "open their presents" and then getting sulky when they don't get a pony or X-Box like they expected. Screenwriting 101 blather extends to the hooligan geologist dismissing alien life as a load of bollocks (so why come? no one asks); the smarmy hipster biologist snickers like a mumblecore rom-com skeeve; the disillusioned hunk drinks and mopes because the engineers aren't alive; leader Charlize is of course a cold bitch who needs sexual healing from a black guy who sings "love the one you're with" and carries a bandillon, etc. Douche chill-invoking dialogue mimics Ford's voiceover BLADE RUNNER (1982), which the studio heads wanted added to clarify the confusing plot. As a fan of the film even before it came out, I used to fantasize that I could somehow edit out that cornball voiceover, which ruined Roy's big moment ("I don't know why he saved my life...") and stank everything up with hackneyed cliche like "The charmer's name was Gaffe. I'd seen him around" Or "he's the kind of guy who used to call black folks n*******." And of course "Rachel was special, no expiration date." But compared to that we had Roy Batty and co., the replicants were really the good guys, fighting to survive, doomed to die, aware of their own helpless mortality, desperate to hang on to a world most humans had long ago given up voluntarily. With the voiceover, we had no time to process that. Now that it's gone, maybe the producers were right. The film feels incomplete, but that's okay. It's alive, and life is like that.

All the dialogue in PROMETHEUS on the other hand is like that Ford voiceover: The video projection of Guy Pearce as the underwriter of the mission (in terrible old age make-up) introduces replicant David as "The closest thing I have to a son," a kind of cold insult to his butch daughter. "But he will never grow old and never die." Oh thanks for underlining that, gramps. If he were an astronaut in Kubrick's 2001 he'd have probably had to say that "Hal was the most human of us, yet a computer." Even more hackneyed is the way they continually associate their voyage with an imagineered Disney ride, the blueprints for which are probably in a safe, waiting for box office returns to affirm its marketability. What we end up with is a somewhat sickening, unconscious consumerist 'ugly tourist' irritability that's a bit like little Richard Benjamin disembarking for WESTWORLD, or or how one might feel as the stewardess's beverage cart comes slowly down the aisle toward your row, but never fast enough, and your dying for a drink and not only that feel like you deserve one. PROMETHEUS has the ALIEN legacy and the rich field of crypto-anthropology to explore, to go a little gonzo with, but it never so deigns since there's all this stuff to do that's stale three times over since the 90s.

Would have loved to see her smile like this just once, in the movie
The worst of the cast for me is Noomi Rapace, who joylessly cries and screams and yells and and rappels up to the moral high ground like otherwise no one would take her pint-sized powerhouse trip seriously. In the 1970 original, even when Ripley was racing around trying to rescue that damned cat Jones she knew there was no point in making the pain and anguish she was going through unbearable to us as well. Truth be told this was my problem with Noomi in GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO, too. There's a certain line no actor should cross when expressing agony. When they cross it, the film ceases to be entertaining and becomes merely traumatic.

One of the aspects of the original ALIEN that made it so mind-blowing was that the giant alien 'space jockey' in the ship Nostromo investigates in the beginning is so uniquely other (thanks to H.R. Giger) with its vaginal entrances and fallopian shape, and the 'space jockey' was so  big and odd, and most of all very old, apparently calcified or petrified by the leaked-in non-oxygen atmosphere. It looked to be some kind of high-tech elephant man, with its stomach burst recorded in the petrification. For PROMETHEUS that mystery, that complete 'other' aspect, is lifted up to daylight: the fallopian / vaginal aspect is sublimated; the jockey's memorably weird trunk turns out to be an air hose to a helmet that opens to reveal a big, hairless (literally) CGI white guy with a weird Roman nose. It's like the Loch Ness monster being heaved up on dry land and someone explaining it's just a big catfish. Awww. Give us our mysteries back, Mr. Ichthyologist Scott! Your 'engineers' are just a bunch of pre-op Pinheads fixing to slug a Dr. Carrington in old age make-up (if you compare the bottom two image, clearly this was intentional, right down the collar on the human and camera angle, which isn't a detriment, but still...)

from top: Hellraiser 4, Prometheus, The Thing (from Another World)
There's a reason of course that we (or I, at any rate) recoil from this figurative interpretation of our makers. We don't like ourselves, so why should our 'engineers'? We want to see an 'other' in science fiction, something we haven't seen before, something truly new. If they're familiar, let their familiarity match Freud's definition of "uncanny", the way Giger's designs were truly uncanny in 1979, seeming to be some kind LSD version of X-rayed dinosaur animal alien bodies turned mechanical - not just aliens but eggs, infants, hatching, incubation, survival, all imagined and startling. That's the problem here, such radical beauty would be too 'alien' for a movie with this size budget --they can't take the chance, just like mainstream science can't risk supporting alternate theories of human evolution. A real-life astronomer who's used his cinematic wealth to spearhead innovations in telescopes and SETI-style radio receivers, Scott's almost afraid to let his imagination run too far afield. So, as if eager to impress his mainstream science friends, he suppresses the intuitive. shamanic, and daemonic through a kind of bulldozer mentality. The deadening effect science has on our souls, or PROMETHEUS has on our love of the original ALIEN, is a mythic counterpart in Heracles bum-rushing the Underworld, hacking at shadows. A good book on this is by Patrick Harpur, who writes:
"Too much of our recent history has been soul-slaughter, imagining the past as merely primitive and, musclebound with technology, bulldozing the sacred spaces, hunting the daimonic animals with high velocity rifles, dispatching the jets to shoot down the UFOs, violating the moon-goddess with phallic rockets, and so on. Having severed all connection with the gods and daimons, we reckon we are getting away with it. But we aren't. The victory over the daimons is hollow; we simply make a hell of our world. And, as we drive the daimons out before us, they simply creep back in from behind, from within. We compel them to seize and possess and madden us. If we want to know our fate we would do well to look at Heracles. He neglected his wife, his soul, who, in order to rekindle his attention, sent him a shirt soaked in what she was told was a love potion. But the potion was a poison that poured over his body, corroding his too-solid flesh. The more he tore at the shirt the more he tore himself to pieces. He was glad to find death on a burning pyre..."  (1)
The problems with PROMETHEUS stem from this same too-literalness. Instead of a daimonic soul force not bound by physical laws as we understand them, which would have made fine use of the CGI Kubrick lacked in his "Beyond Jupiter and the Infinite" portion of 2001, or of gods whose thoughts are crystallized into the 3-D space time, like the Krell, or who breathe life into man, like Zeus, or even use our own fears and memories against us, like EVENT HORIZON or GALAXY OF TERROR, the engineers are jacked-up leatherboy baldheads carrying ink black tubes of super soil around the 3-D linear space-time universe, 'seeding' and/or 'poisoning' the worlds they find like temperamental charcoal artists who destroy most of their own work in a temper tantrum.

We have to take David's word for it that they're bound to come destroy the Earth, that they aren't they just seeing us the way we see the squid monsters, with abject horror, like the father beholding the creature that returns from college with long hair and a pierced septum. It's fitting that our engineers turn out to be so Heraclean, so anti-spirit, even still using screens and projections instead of telepathy and astral projection (as the real aliens do, and are doing right now, telling you not to believe me). Perhaps then the real influence is the 1980 FLASH GORDON remake, where Ming takes an


With all this uncanny familiarity breeding so much revulsive contempt, the fantastic H.R. Geiger production designs of the original become in fact anachronistic to the spirit of Scott's 'new' vision. The original marriage of alien and Nostromo was about a clash of surfaces -- the alien was the return of the gothic architecture, of biology and machine fused together in spinal column-style fractal patterning vs. the maternal warmth of the ship and its dragonfly-like arrangements (above). We realize the original shape of the alien came from his previous surroundings, that he's continually shedding skins, for camouflage purposes if nothing else, so we realize the alien's been to some pretty crazy places, like Geiger's native Holland. Because now, thanks to its popularity, the freshness of Giger's work is long gone. Scott gives up on any notion of either gothic 'other' in favor of a bland universal language which is then made inscrutable. Like how grandparents and grandchildren sometimes share a special bond that leaves parents out of the loop, David the robot understands the big black engineers so we don't have to.

Lawrence prays to Prometheus
Quoting from his favorite film LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, and wearing his hair like Peter O'Toole, David's the only character we can safely identify with in PROMETHEUS, the only character who at least has the wherewithal to subtly conceal his agenda rather than trumpet it like the denouement of an amateur stage production. Awash in Michael Fassbender's iceberg joviality, David seems to be acting only for himself, for a kind of twisted self-satisfied prank-pulling, imagining himself as Lawrence, and the crew he serves no more admirable than the treacherous British military he 'works' for, and the aliens as his true tribe. He even talks to the ship's computer as if a human (rather than interfacing through his internal modem) while all alone, like he's feigning the need for 'human' companionship (he could just jack-in to the mainframe instead, like Winona Ryder in the most interesting aspect of the previous installment, androids jacking in like they're shooting up or giving themselves an IUV). The computer calls him "David" in a voice no-doubt intentionally similar to HAL's in 2001. And like that film was associated with birthdays, PROMETHEUS references Xmas continually, and the idea of ersatz immortality wrought through progeny, all of whom are disappointed by whatever they get under their tree, no matter how expensive, just as we are disappointed by who are kids turn into, and how are parents imagine us --giving us socks again or trusting the guy at Radio Shack instead of your own specific list.

It's our nature to be underwhelmed, and in that one area, PROMETHEUS doesn't disappoint. 


And who can blame David for thinking ill of his fellow Prometheus crew members? Sometimes the 'banter' of the crew even seems to careen towards a kind of faux-FIREFLY jocularity, "a hundred credits?" wagers the Asian stereotype, "put it towards a lap dance with Miss Vickers!" Really bro? PORKY's-like sniggering and lap dances are going to survive into 2089? And you don't get the icky pimp-slave master undercurrent of that bet? That's sad. And those overconfident orchestral scores with those minor key English horn parts that make everything sound like a Spielberg military funeral? And the way neither Ridley Scott nor Elizabeth seem to remember there's a difference between being a leader and a whiny martyr? "I shall need more time here," says Elizabeth Shaw when its announced they need to split back to the ship to avoid a coming storm, as if her lady martyr bossiness can hold back nature. She refuses to let the security officer bring weapons on their first visit (pompously noting "this is a scientific expedition - no weapons," presuming I guess any wildlife that they encounter will understand and not try to eat them. And then later demands that Idris Elba kill himself by ramming the Prometheus into the alien ship taking off, because she's realized they're headed to Earth. Which again makes no sense but gives her the chance to once again be a total demanding humorless self-righteous buzzkill. Even when dealing with her husband's bitter disillusionment she spins it around to get attention by reminding him she cawn't have children, and so it becomes some big sob moment,  forcing me to recall the words of Camille Paglia:
Feminism . . . sees every hierarchy as repressive, a social fiction; every negative about women is a male lie designed to keep her in her place. Feminism has exceeded its proper mission . . . and has ended by rejecting contingency, that is, human limitation by nature or fate" (2)
Thus even her husband's bitterness about the engineers being all dead must be reinterpreted as a sleight against her being infertile. Still he's at least human... for now When he says 'here's mud in your eye, pal' to David, shortly before drinking the magic droplet of black hole mud dosed therein he evokes Deckard, and Shaw eats with chopsticks and talks to computers while watching the same material of someone or something over and over. Scott is an avowed fan of classic sci-fi so naturally he'd age into a fan of his own work, and even its predecessor influences and subsequent imitations. He's edited and re-edited BLADE RUNNER so many times that it's become about its multiple edits (as I discuss so repetitively in my 2008 article for Bright Lights, What's your Edition Number? The Replicanting of Bladerunner.  The only thing that the over-eager team behind the digital refurbishings seem to leave alone is the faces of the "mortal human" actors: M. Emmet Walsh and Edward James Olmos, and J. F. Sebastian and Tyrell all have terrible terrible skin, as if the air's been eating their cheeks away. To see their blue veins and gray, pockmarked, sweaty skin in amidst all that shiny CGI-enhanced finery is to feel our human weaknesses are letting the computers down, embarrassing them at the company picnic, so to speak. We want to apologize to AI for being so hard to duplicate, not just vis-à-vis the "uncanny valley" but with our decomposing faces, frozen in time on the image while all around them every last set detail is gussied up with HD retouching.

Thus Peter Weyland is played by Guy Pearce in elderly make-up rather than a real old man who might seem less streamlined and more genuinely crotchety (why not get the actual Peter O'Toole, that would add a whole meta-level to David's Lawrence obsession), and his hand closes like a polyp recoiling from his scheming daughter Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron), who--in classic Freudian form--has made herself as sleek and anime-replicant-like as possible in order to compete with Weyland's favorite (artificial) son. But of course the favorite child never appreciates it. "Doesn't everyone want their parents dead?" David later asks. And while it's clear Charlize does want her father dead, so she can take over Weyland Corp, she also desperately wants his love, which is a huge turn-off to him. Her attempts to become more like a replicant to win his attention are an apt echo of modern eating disorders and surgery addictions as girls make themselves more and more like anime robots every day, slicking their hair back (easier to animate than loose strands) and crossing the uncanny valley in reverse, in an unconscious drive to please Disney's NWO agenda. 

  Clockwise from top left: Charlize (Prometheus); Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3); 
Charlize (Aeon Flux); Milla Jovovich (Ultraviolet); Sean Young (Blade Runner)

Speaking of wanting to make yourself as inanimate as possible, let us return to THE DEAD FILES... 


As a preface, for those skeptics in the audience let me return to what I was ranting about before re: science vs. the supernatural, let me just say this: microbes existed long before there were microscopes to see them, so if someone had vision so acute they could see microbes before the invention of microscopes, would they be hallucinating, or lying, even if they could draw them so well that, once they could be seen via the microscope, mainstream science would be forced to acknowledge the similarity? Would you be committed to an asylum if your hearing was so acute you could pick up noises no one else could hear until the invention of the condenser microphone? 'Genuine' skepticism keeps an open mind and neither believes nor disbelieves anything 100% and that's why the presence of Steve De Schavi is so reassuring. His heavy lidded eyes betray a long history of dealing with lying murderers, scared witnesses, concealed information, and soul-deadening tragedy, and he's a genuine skeptic as any good detective must be (ala Sherlock Holmes' "I neither believe nor disbelieve anything") yet he is continually astounded by Amy's spot-on information. Compare him, then, to the smug skeptics aboard the Prometheus, who even though it's 2089 and they're deep in space, sneer at Shaw's decree about alein 'engineers' like they're sophomore year science majors trying to impress a narrow-minded professor. A good cop trusts his instincts, his information, the facts, observation and experience, not dogma. Science on the hand snickers at anything outside its parameter of the consensually agreed-on 'known.' It doesn't matter what evidence presents itself to the senses, or through witnesses, only established and peer-reviewed textbooks. They snicker... because they don't want to snickered at. It could cost them their tenure, or a grant, to believe in anything 'fun.'

But there are such things as ghosts, whether its convenient to mainstream science's paradigm or not. What they are is open to conjecture but they're as real as any other illusion, and vice versa. Unlike scientists, good detectives do turn to psychics when they have no leads, because they're not too proud to ask if it means saving a life or catching a killer, and because they're trained to rely on observed details, not emotional certainty.


In PROMETHEUS there are ghosts that appear via some alien HD projector 3-D expression of the 'stone tape' theory, which is that certain crystal deposits under or in the walls of old castles can record moments of extreme psychic trauma that replay infinitely and be seen by psychics, children, shamans, and schizophrenics under the right series of electromagnetic circumstances (such as during a thunderstorm). And just like the stone tapes within and without the world of film, certain emotions and moments in time endure... in the zero point field.

And what will make Scott's film endure despite the cliches is its very real look at the intergalactic origin of humanity as a genetic self-portrait bar napkin scrawl. Again, skeptics may scoff but there's plenty of evidence to make us question the doop-de-doo logic of Darwin, which explains very little about why we're are so different than our ape brothers, why chimps haven't developed speech by now, and who made the tape splices and alien signatures and serial codes on our junk DNA ("ever buy snakes from the Egyptian, pally?")


Scientists trying to understand the paranormal through their systems and measurements is like a dog chewing on a math book to understand algebra.  We have to admit there might be a other ways to perceive the information in the book other than through eating it or smelling the binding. If we could read our reality the way it was written, with all nine of our senses aligned to all nine levels of reality, if we could read that which was written deep in the rocks of ages and in our DNA, then we would know who wrote and breathed us into creation and then split. left us here like deadbeat parents leaving their kids at the mall, promising to return in a few thousand years, in time for Christmas, then forgetting about us, not even calling on our birthday, or buying us a bushbaby. You heard me, they just threw us away like a message in a bottle thrown by a shipwrecked sailor. And now, if we see them on the street, they just look the other way, ashamed they ever created us to begin with.

We should kill them.

The catch in PROMETHEUS is that our makers may have used us as a biological weapon to wipe out some other species. The 'sacrificial engineer' in the pre-credits sequence dissolves into broken ashes that slowly, presumably over billions of years, reconstitutes into ourselves, but why? Were we meant to color the canvas or gesso it back to blankness to be ready for another version?

Planet of the Vampires (1967)
Still, what a disappointing answer this is to the mysteries of our own existence and of the 'space jockey' in the first film, who in turn was hatched from a similar crashed spaceship in Mario Bava's PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (see my proposed Netflix streaming 'Roots of Alien trilogy' post on Bright Lights After Dark), and before that elsewhere (see Alien Explorations illustrious trail of same) as if to say there really is only one race in the galaxy, and the aliens who burst from our chests are really created by our own Miracle Gro-spiked internal parasitic microorganisms rather than a true 'other' - which was what made the original ALIEN so compelling. Coming up with answers doesn't always mean improving the question. In this case the logic is quite reductive. Wherever we go, all we ever find is ourselves, in one form or another, according to stupid-ass PROMETHEUS. Why bother going anywhere? We're already gone!

From top: Parasaurolophus, Prometheus, The Tree of Life
Of course, much as it's reductive, there's even some bizarre 'near-evidence' suggesting an actual artifact giant ship on the dark side of the moon--with a Mayan mummy girl inside, keeping the ship alive through, presumably, an ancient system of brainwave power (see my post on Divinorum, Prometheus and the Moon Maiden) which is fascinating to contemplate, if not quite believe.



Science will always admit it doesn't know everything and there are still countless uncatalogued life forms in the oceans; still quantum physics-derived revelations about the elastic nature of time, space and 'true hallucinations' left to come. But we will know it and feel it ourselves long before they admit it's real. That's why it will always be the job of the artists and movie producers to figure out how to present this uncertainty to the public in intriguing ways that never quite become fact or fiction, because unless science can taste it in the math book, it can't actually exist, and thus on these levels, science is a hindrance to progress. We may not know how to read the math book ourselves, yet, but we're smart enough not to eat it. We can stare at the cryptic markings and let our natural learning process slowly acclimate ourselves to the high strangeness. After a few more generations of mushroom-eating, heavy meditating ancient astronaut enthusiasts have come and gone, and their knowledge of alien theory seeped down into the collective 'given,' then alien engineering will organically become a scientific reality. Or we can go on with the plan to panic and deny, belittle and destroy, mask our fear under the guise of a skeptic or mainstream scientist, deriding all we cannot explain and never getting the paradoxical irony when science in turn admits its own ignorance: "I don't know the answer either, therefore your hypothetical answer is stupid, and not even worth investigating."

To bring the eating the math book metaphor back, science believes in all the ingredients--wood pulp, ink-- just not what the book says. It knows there are billions of galaxies and we have the potential to one day discover life on another planet and we know only a fraction of what life was like in our distant past and we are different in our brain power than all the rest of the animals and the Earth has been here a long long time, and yet. If you even propose to connect all these dots, and consider one of the other billions of galaxies around far longer than us may have long ago been to our planet and even 'seeded' us into existence, they snicker. Why? Because they can never admit there might be a world going on outside of their own limited perspective. They can only imagine the universe as a school patiently waiting for science to allow it to open.  In all the billions of years the universe has existed, surely someone had time to evolve enough to come here, and leave again once they got a look at how we turned out, a Dr. Frankenstein blasting off to escape his mess of Karloffian monsters!


In BLADE RUNNER this horror occurs between Roy Batty and Tyrell ("I want more life, father" or "fucker" depending on the version) but 1931's FRANKENSTEIN was really the first time we learned that the gods don't want to see us at their doorstep. They wanted us to become lawyers instead of poets, clean-cut surgeons instead of hairbag rock stars. But we're artists, and depressed, so we in turn want a legitimate answer as to why our dad disturbed our timeless sleep and dragged us into the cold clinical light of day from out the cozy womb of stars if he was just going to shoot down everything we said or did, and not only that, doomed us to a mortal form, a perishable.

Michael Fassbender's robot is, however, no ugly genetic swamp of hang-ups and accidental girl drownings. He's an electronic Apollo, the gifted Adonis lawyer our god dad wanted us to be. David gets to skip it all... emerging full formed like a god from a slain Cronus. He escapes the chthonic morass of nature, the primordial soup from which we were slowly built together via the knitting DNA mandibles of the insectoid uber-intellect, with our abject rejection of one thing (sewage) and love of another (flowers), all being knit into focus from the black ooze. You could call those canisters of black ooze a biological weapon but you'd miss part of the point: this is the stuff that created us, that will create us again, wherever it lands. It's humans in a bottle: just release and wait six billion years for the ooze to work its way through its long gestation, through trilobites and past dinosaurs and mammoths and into monkeys and BOOM, there's that man again.

Into darkness: T-B: Dead Files, Prometheus, Planet of the Vampires
Or you could feed it to man himself and get the feedback squall of H.R. Geiger-inspired uber-chthonic slime monsters. In THE DEAD FILES it's De Schavi that mirrors the human astronauts, examining the records and remains of the ancient race that is somehow, in some form, still alive, and Amy is Michel Fassbender's robot, seeing that which still exists beyond mere 'living' --the things western civilization has tried to eradicate, to demonize, trivialize and ridicule --the layers beyond our notions of life, past the limited spectra of what we consider possible with our current common denominator senses. And the spooked hooligan geologist is the ultimate example of mainstream science, going along for the ride if there's a tenure position involved but freaking out if his narrow parameter of the known is stretched even a hair, like going scuba diving and getting freaked out if he sees a fish. He's the Heracles who finally gets soaked by the shirt, forced to tear himself to pieces. As the ugly link between the elder gods who made us and artificial intelligence's we've sired, he's as surly as the middle child, the "Jan." And collectively we're like the middle generation shut out in the grandparent-grandchild bond. Both our god elders and machines progeny want to kill us so badly we may have to beat them to it, just to prove we deserved to be here.

NOTES:
1. Patrick Harpur, Daimonic Reality (p. 261) Prime Winds, 2003
2. Camille Paglia, Sexual Personae,  (p. 13) Vintage Books, 1991

3 comments:

  1. I don't step foot in movie theaters very often, but I saw "Prometheus" this summer.

    The first third - maybe the first half - was good, with interesting themes, asking the questions you mention here.

    The second half sucked. It reminded me, in this respect, of "Inception" (another rare example of a film I saw in first run): It was as though a different person or persons wrote the first half and the second half!

    The first half is a great premise, fantastic ideas, and the second half ignores those themes and blows stuff up, wasting the promise.

    In "Prometheus," they even appeared to let go of promised imagery and connections from the first half. The Christmas tree a crew member was decorating suggested obvious "God among us" and "God-man" type ideas, but was dropped, and, well, "We were wrong" is the only thematic remnant that remained.

    It had interesting pieces! I saw it in 3D and there were amazing elements visually, too.

    But it didn't bring it home.

    Damn.

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  2. You, Sir, are on fire lately! When I saw Prometheus I left with pretty much the same feeling of, who are these hand picked clowns on the ship, what was that all about, why do I have so many etceteras about the blown opportunity this movie seemed to have promised (or maybe I projected). My friends all facebook linked or wrote their own huge list of What Didn't Work, and Failures of Logic, problems with the movie - and all of them, to me, were, You're upset about the wrong failures! It wasn't continuity or logic or plot holes, it was a failure of imagination that sunk this ship (though I did love the stone recording effects). You really nailed it on this one.

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  3. Prometheus lost me when they started yapping about a particular arrangement of stars in another galaxy - a constellation. There's no way we would see them in that arrangement from here even if the planet in question were in another solar system in our galaxy.

    And of course, 12 foot blue beings have identical DNA to humans...

    The whole deus ex machina storyline for our existence is hackneyed too boot. I didn't expect much when I heard writers from Lost were involved & I wasn't disappointed.

    Pretty images though.

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