The murky Freudian sexuality of dreams sometimes creates a kind of bilateral lurching movement, as if drunkenly crashing sideways through a row of Natural History Museum dioramas. Each shallow and pleasantly imprisoning landscape offers a giddy warm panorama of exotic wonder and dichotomy: shallow yet vast, static yet propulsive, sexual yet frustrating. As they are in the museum's exhibits -- neanderthal couples reacting to an approaching mammoth, or whatever-- the dream theater is neither indoors nor out, but a strange combination of the two, as if the whole world was now under one roof, with no doors or ways out, only waking escapes it. The original STAR TREK's TV show displayed great genius to understand this: alien colored sky backdrops a few yards behind the actors, eerie color gel light from some unseen sun, some shadowy mist, a big driftwood branch in the foreground, a few foam rocks, some red sand, and viola! These strange new diorama worlds offered a cozy 'small world' interiority that mirrors a dream; like sneaking out of a sunny afternoon, through a back door and finding yourself behind some diorama display along the flume track of a Disney haunted house. It was only when TREK production went out of doors, in the desert canyon scrub of LA, to show their alien world, that mundane reality seemed to intrude. These worlds all seemed like TV westerns, with Native American archetypes, monsters looking hot under desert sun, and wandering too many canyons. Those episodes were never as fun or sexy.
Freudian dream theater tableaux, it seems, are almost always outdoors experienced indoors. This either/or dichotomy toppled, all the other divisions between consciousness and subconsciousness fall like dominoes.
And on a Freudian level, all important is the sanctuary complex in men's sense of the embryonic, from boys building forts out of sheets and boxes to older men watching Das Boot or Ice Station Zebra every night over a few brandies after their bossy wife goes to bed. Women dream of shoes and travel, escaping their natural morass of reproductive stasis, growing around their limbs like hyperactive tendrils of thorny vegetation, preventing egress in favor of yet more babies. Men on the other hand, dream of losing their shoes and staying home, safe in their televisual wombs, their collections and basement man caves (for obvious reasons).
This was all brought home to me after recently re-watching Universal's original 1936 serial of FLASH GORDON. Instead of masking its poverty with one too many stunt generic fist fights between interchangeable heroes and henchmen in the same suit-tie combinations, recycled car chases around the same back lot, and talky stretches--the way so many later serials did--FLASH packs in imaginative cliffhangers, monsters, fights, ray guns, death beams, hypnosis, giant lizards, allies and foes, and most importantly, sublimated sex, in every chapter.
This was all brought home to me after recently re-watching Universal's original 1936 serial of FLASH GORDON. Instead of masking its poverty with one too many stunt generic fist fights between interchangeable heroes and henchmen in the same suit-tie combinations, recycled car chases around the same back lot, and talky stretches--the way so many later serials did--FLASH packs in imaginative cliffhangers, monsters, fights, ray guns, death beams, hypnosis, giant lizards, allies and foes, and most importantly, sublimated sex, in every chapter.
Overflowing with pulp-sexy gonzo shoestring madness, this original 13-chapter groundbreaker captures the semantics, lurid subtext, sketchy detail, and tumble-over-itself breathless pacing of pre-adolescent 'ur-sexual' dreams. Flash might be aimed at the younger viewer, but it's not aimed at children. Just as Zarkov blasts Flash, Dale, and himself to Mongo in a phallic ship to save the Earth, the film blasts us off to adulthood at the kinky dream sights of bare chested electro-shock torture, flogging, Dale's' bare midriff, her back pressed against the throne room wall, as the heartily-laughing/leering King Vultan of the Hawkmen advances towards her, as crazed with pre-desire as we are. Our brains scrambled by the weird pleasure/pain danger/excitement, we're lifted out of our snot-nosed, ice cream truck-chaser phase and onto a semi sexually awakened pre-teen plateau. Suddenly, just pulling a girl's hair so she chases you around the playground isn't enough, but we have no earthly idea what else to do (except in dreams). But Flash is not puerile or pandering. It's still made after the code. There are rules, and within those rules an understanding of how rules keep sex exotic. We may see lots of nubile cleavage and slave girl midriffs and chains, but the camera doesn't leer.
Kim Morgan's excellent New Beverly piece on the remake--her startling praise for the color red and the progressive awesomeness of Ornellea Mutti as Aura--inspired me recently to revisit both that film and the earlier original series. Though considered just a post-Star Wars imitation (though really it's Star Wars that's the Flash imitation), the 1980 remake has stood the test of time as a pinnacle in utilizing kinky pulp magazine ur-sexuality (1) in the service of kid-friendly feminism, and that's especially due to Aura. The kinky daughter whose 'appetites' are never censured by her amoral hedonistic tyrant father, Aura makes the hero's journey myth work for her needs as well as the hero's, making this all more than just empty male fantasy. It's her growth from spoiled pagan nymphomaniac to loyal friend of Flash and Prince Barin that charts the film's real story evolution. Flash is little more than an impetus, the union rep; Aura is the Norma Rae.
Alas, the Aura archetype has been all but hounded out of the sci-fi fantasy sphere these last 30 years. Certainly there's no one remotely like her in the Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings cycles, nor Harry Potter --where women, if any, are but wallpaper: helpless girlfriends (i.e. Dale) or tomboy pals (or moms). Even the relatively equal Marvel universe tends to prefer male super-villains, and though the many female superhero characters are well-sketched in for the most part - they never occupy Aura's unique 'centrist' position as the engineer of the action. Aura is the only truly beyond good and evil, motivated by a desire for Flash that transcends any concern for her own safety or loyalty to her father. She may be Ming's daughter, but if not for her interference Flash would be dead after the first episode. Time and again her courage and resourceful thinking save his life, only for him to let her down by his blonde moping in favor of his blonde moper Dale, always more like Flash's cheerleader and imperiled damsel, never equal or using her brain beyond feebly smiling at Vultan or Ming to buy time. Aura jumps in the ring with the monsters. Flash saves Dale but Aura saves Flash, risking her own life time and again to keep him safe; to pay her loyalty back (in lieu of sex) the best he can do is spare her father Ming's life, even if presented with the chance to run him through with a sword.
As a result, the four of them become--Ming, Aura, Dale, Flash-- locked in a kind of continual imperil-and-rescue circle very similar to how children's war games are played (i.e. no one dies for long). Neither Dale nor Flash nor Ming nor Aura are ever in possession of their desire, but chase each other around the planet and its various kingdoms, always granting each other a pass due to familial or planetary obligation. Aura is the center of the wheel: she makes sure Flash stays alive through all his many trials- but has no interest in helping Dale, as she rightly sees her as a rival. So Flash makes sure Dale is safe from Ming while he refuses the advances of Aura (who is undeterred); Ming tries to kill Flash for cockblocking him with Dale; Aura prevents her father's killing Flash; Ming doesn't want to fire on Flash if daughter Aura in the way; Flash doesn't want to kill Ming because it would hurt Aura, so round and round the 13 chapters they go. Part of Flash Gordon's schtick is that he never doubts Ming's word, and ably steps into every new role, including dashing courtly duelist, brave pit fighter, invisible scamp, and so forth. Unable to show the slightest duplicity, he has only two speeds: doe-eyed paragon or indignant brawler.
AURA
Kim Morgan's excellent New Beverly piece on the remake--her startling praise for the color red and the progressive awesomeness of Ornellea Mutti as Aura--inspired me recently to revisit both that film and the earlier original series. Though considered just a post-Star Wars imitation (though really it's Star Wars that's the Flash imitation), the 1980 remake has stood the test of time as a pinnacle in utilizing kinky pulp magazine ur-sexuality (1) in the service of kid-friendly feminism, and that's especially due to Aura. The kinky daughter whose 'appetites' are never censured by her amoral hedonistic tyrant father, Aura makes the hero's journey myth work for her needs as well as the hero's, making this all more than just empty male fantasy. It's her growth from spoiled pagan nymphomaniac to loyal friend of Flash and Prince Barin that charts the film's real story evolution. Flash is little more than an impetus, the union rep; Aura is the Norma Rae.
Alas, the Aura archetype has been all but hounded out of the sci-fi fantasy sphere these last 30 years. Certainly there's no one remotely like her in the Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings cycles, nor Harry Potter --where women, if any, are but wallpaper: helpless girlfriends (i.e. Dale) or tomboy pals (or moms). Even the relatively equal Marvel universe tends to prefer male super-villains, and though the many female superhero characters are well-sketched in for the most part - they never occupy Aura's unique 'centrist' position as the engineer of the action. Aura is the only truly beyond good and evil, motivated by a desire for Flash that transcends any concern for her own safety or loyalty to her father. She may be Ming's daughter, but if not for her interference Flash would be dead after the first episode. Time and again her courage and resourceful thinking save his life, only for him to let her down by his blonde moping in favor of his blonde moper Dale, always more like Flash's cheerleader and imperiled damsel, never equal or using her brain beyond feebly smiling at Vultan or Ming to buy time. Aura jumps in the ring with the monsters. Flash saves Dale but Aura saves Flash, risking her own life time and again to keep him safe; to pay her loyalty back (in lieu of sex) the best he can do is spare her father Ming's life, even if presented with the chance to run him through with a sword.
As a result, the four of them become--Ming, Aura, Dale, Flash-- locked in a kind of continual imperil-and-rescue circle very similar to how children's war games are played (i.e. no one dies for long). Neither Dale nor Flash nor Ming nor Aura are ever in possession of their desire, but chase each other around the planet and its various kingdoms, always granting each other a pass due to familial or planetary obligation. Aura is the center of the wheel: she makes sure Flash stays alive through all his many trials- but has no interest in helping Dale, as she rightly sees her as a rival. So Flash makes sure Dale is safe from Ming while he refuses the advances of Aura (who is undeterred); Ming tries to kill Flash for cockblocking him with Dale; Aura prevents her father's killing Flash; Ming doesn't want to fire on Flash if daughter Aura in the way; Flash doesn't want to kill Ming because it would hurt Aura, so round and round the 13 chapters they go. Part of Flash Gordon's schtick is that he never doubts Ming's word, and ably steps into every new role, including dashing courtly duelist, brave pit fighter, invisible scamp, and so forth. Unable to show the slightest duplicity, he has only two speeds: doe-eyed paragon or indignant brawler.
When I see it now it reminds me of similar chains of childhood obsession I was part of, wherein the younger sister of a neighbor followed me around in a kind of pre-tween crush while I smittenly followed her older sister (my age, hence more mature) and she in turn mooned after the boy chasing her still-older sister, and so on, eventually ending with the oldest, cutest girl as the head of a mighty serpent, with whatever tyke was loping after the sister loping after me as the tail (and the older sister ever looking out for the youngest as de facto babysitter). In Flash, father and daughter are a two-headed snake. Easily the most pro-active and ingenious character in the series (Ming can only assign and delegate, Dale can only adopt a stricken pose and shout Flash's name from the sidelines, and Flash can only escape Aura's embrace to go chasing off to Dale's rescue), the series should really be called "Aura, Princess of Mongo." She alone actually changes and in doing so, brings the series to a quick close.
Villainesses in other fantasy films tend towards the devouring monsters of narcissism and ice queen sociopathy (Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman, Nicole Kidman in The Golden Compass, Jessica Chastain in Crimson Peak, Julianne Moore in Hunger Games, Kate Winslet in Divergent, etc.) If they should, as Aura does, learn a 'better' way, less vanity-based and more sisterhood-baed, then they become 'un-sexed' ala Angelina Jolie in Maleficent or Elsa (Idina Menzel) in Frozen. They don't get to display uninhibited carnality and be powerful, manipulative, flawed but ultimately good-hearted and courageous, fallible but larger than life. Only in big lit adaptations, like Wuthering Heights or Gone With the Wind are genuinely complex flawed but incredibly strong-willed, intelligent and assertive females allowed to mature uncorrupted by the vile touch of unsexy censorship. But in sci-fi and fantasy, where have they gone? Is Aura really the only one and last one of her kind?
Just try to picture Luke Skywalker's survival if the Emperor was smart enough to send some foxy enemy seductress out to get him, or the Emperor smacked his lipless gums at the thought of buying the scantily clad Leia from Jabba (who's too fat and abstract to represent any real sexual menace). Instead, rather than risk seeming too sexist to the blue state feminists or too sexy to the red state bible thumpers, the current operational fantasy franchises avoid the sexually active "chaotic neutral" female character altogether. They allow one girl - a bland heroine princess or tomboy--and maybe a mom, and that's it. Fantasy films featuring female characters with real guts and condoned sexual desire, as in Twilight or Vampire Academy are as unjustly maligned by male fandom, reflecting their troll-ish fear of all but the most servile and extraneous of feminine archetypes. (Though this isn't really true in Asian cinema, where strong, morally complicated heroines still loom large --at least in the films of Tsui Hark).
For Star Wars, Lucas raided the Flash Gordon serial box and took almost every crayon except Aura red. She stands alone now, a relic from a bygone era. She reminds that, once upon a time, desire was allowed to exist in the heart of strong beautiful amoral women who didn't even have to die as penance. In Flash we don't judge Aura for her carnality, far from it; we roll our eyes at Dale's lack of guts and judge Flash for being such a prude that he'd deny the desires of a hot babe who just saved his life, out of loyalty to a square helpless Earth woman he met a mere chapter earlier. The racist implications are obvious. In the remake, Aura even suffers the bore worm torture rather than rat out the coroner who helped her smuggle Flash to freedom by declaring him dead. All Flash can do to pay her back is inadvertently tip off Ming's goons to her machinations by telepathically linking with Dale (which she answers out loud, like the putz she is) instead of satisfying the lusts of his liberator like a true gentleman. Flash is the type who'd repay you for busting him out of jail by shouting "thanks for busting me out of jail!!" as you pass the officers manning the front desk.
I know I'm rambling now but sorry, Aura rocks. She represents "the Red Queen", the root CinemArchetype, and what's sad about it isn't that she's too adult, too far along on the current of budding sexuality, for modern audiences. And it's all Lucas' fault. In denying her validity, he's kept boys held in a kind of arrested sexual development, with never a soul to tell them a sexual, intelligent and aggressive woman need not be crushed like a spider found suddenly under a lifted math book.
In Alex Raymond's original strip, just as Ming is derived clearly from Fu Manchu, Aura is derived from his insidious, super-sadistic daughter, Fah Lo Suee (most memorably played by Myrna Loy in MGM's shockingly racist 1932 pre-code Mask of Fu Manchu). I'm not sure if author Sax Rohmer himself had a source for her awesome evil, or if Fah Lo Suee was just a mainstay archetype of kinky "men's adventure" pulp miscegenation fantasies, the type written perhaps by xenophobic shore-leave sailors too high to figure out how to escape their rented berth at some inland opium den. Dragon Lady in Terry and the Pirates seemed too adult and complicated for me as a kid (she and Terry had a complex relationship), and that strip never got kinky enough (I could tell). But the feral purity to Fah Lo Suee or Aura was something we kids could understand --maybe even especially understand if we were younger. As kids too terrified of rejection to ever ask a girl the time of day, Aura's kind of aggressive no-subtlety seduction was a dream come true. Flash had to be the biggest bonehead in existence! On the other hand, if we were Flash, Ming would still be in power and we'd be another of her smitten booty call reserves rather than her main obsession through the whole serial (we know that now, consciously at least). As kids we were used chasing cute girls and being continually frustrated by a kind of ur-desire we never understood enough to quench.
"Because I like you." |
Just try to picture Luke Skywalker's survival if the Emperor was smart enough to send some foxy enemy seductress out to get him, or the Emperor smacked his lipless gums at the thought of buying the scantily clad Leia from Jabba (who's too fat and abstract to represent any real sexual menace). Instead, rather than risk seeming too sexist to the blue state feminists or too sexy to the red state bible thumpers, the current operational fantasy franchises avoid the sexually active "chaotic neutral" female character altogether. They allow one girl - a bland heroine princess or tomboy--and maybe a mom, and that's it. Fantasy films featuring female characters with real guts and condoned sexual desire, as in Twilight or Vampire Academy are as unjustly maligned by male fandom, reflecting their troll-ish fear of all but the most servile and extraneous of feminine archetypes. (Though this isn't really true in Asian cinema, where strong, morally complicated heroines still loom large --at least in the films of Tsui Hark).
For Star Wars, Lucas raided the Flash Gordon serial box and took almost every crayon except Aura red. She stands alone now, a relic from a bygone era. She reminds that, once upon a time, desire was allowed to exist in the heart of strong beautiful amoral women who didn't even have to die as penance. In Flash we don't judge Aura for her carnality, far from it; we roll our eyes at Dale's lack of guts and judge Flash for being such a prude that he'd deny the desires of a hot babe who just saved his life, out of loyalty to a square helpless Earth woman he met a mere chapter earlier. The racist implications are obvious. In the remake, Aura even suffers the bore worm torture rather than rat out the coroner who helped her smuggle Flash to freedom by declaring him dead. All Flash can do to pay her back is inadvertently tip off Ming's goons to her machinations by telepathically linking with Dale (which she answers out loud, like the putz she is) instead of satisfying the lusts of his liberator like a true gentleman. Flash is the type who'd repay you for busting him out of jail by shouting "thanks for busting me out of jail!!" as you pass the officers manning the front desk.
Another 'red queen' - Fah Lo Suee- Fu Manchu's daughter |
In Alex Raymond's original strip, just as Ming is derived clearly from Fu Manchu, Aura is derived from his insidious, super-sadistic daughter, Fah Lo Suee (most memorably played by Myrna Loy in MGM's shockingly racist 1932 pre-code Mask of Fu Manchu). I'm not sure if author Sax Rohmer himself had a source for her awesome evil, or if Fah Lo Suee was just a mainstay archetype of kinky "men's adventure" pulp miscegenation fantasies, the type written perhaps by xenophobic shore-leave sailors too high to figure out how to escape their rented berth at some inland opium den. Dragon Lady in Terry and the Pirates seemed too adult and complicated for me as a kid (she and Terry had a complex relationship), and that strip never got kinky enough (I could tell). But the feral purity to Fah Lo Suee or Aura was something we kids could understand --maybe even especially understand if we were younger. As kids too terrified of rejection to ever ask a girl the time of day, Aura's kind of aggressive no-subtlety seduction was a dream come true. Flash had to be the biggest bonehead in existence! On the other hand, if we were Flash, Ming would still be in power and we'd be another of her smitten booty call reserves rather than her main obsession through the whole serial (we know that now, consciously at least). As kids we were used chasing cute girls and being continually frustrated by a kind of ur-desire we never understood enough to quench.
One of the reasons I liked Suicide Squad was the Aura archetype's re-emergence in the form of Harley Quinn. You can argue that (as per her origin flashbacks) she was driven mad by a man, the Joker, just as Aura was morally bankrupted by father Ming, so it's all just the patriarchy doing its Trilby sexual subjugation number, but if that's as far as you go with your deconstruction then you miss the point, like stopping a cross-country journey after ten miles because the road you started on is closed, rather looking for a map in the glove compartment. You can turn around if you want, but don't kid yourself: you pussied out, not the highway system. Any display of unrepentant feminine enjoyment outside of the parameters of Earth's antiquated morality is empowering, whether or not it's a turn on to the boys! It's like invalidating a straight-A student's grades since they're product of abusive, overly strict parenting, i.e. a sign of trauma rather than triumph. Hey, those tiger moms delivered doctors and conductors and your own indulged kid is still living in your basement, blaming his failure to become a rock star on you for refusing to pay for his band's demo until he actually got a job.
DALE
ELEMENTAL DREAM LOGIC
Laden as it is with unconscious elemental symbolism--sky (floating city; ships) / water (undersea kingdom) / earth (lizards, Bronson) / fire (tunnel dragon, pits, cliffhangers)---the trappings of childhood trauma and anxiety ingeniously cohere in ingeniously frugal art direction showing that when you stick close to the archetypes, threadbare mono-dimensional cheapness can assume nightmare potency.
For example, next time you pass through chapters 2-3, consider how Kala the Shark Man's underwater kingdom resembles an ordinary bathroom gone Rarebit Fiend-awry: shower curtains stand in for boudoir walls; scallops of welded steel provide walls and thrones; windows are washing machine door round; water leaks in from behind bolted metal plates as if a sleeping viewer's full bladder; it makes you have to pee as they're all slowly turned to let Flash out of a large water tank 'tub,' where Flash is fighting an octopus that looks very much like a wash rag. The shark men who swim towards him are just men wearing a 'fin' ridge on their bathing caps; and they come at him like porpoises across the Olympic swimming pool distance. In short, this is 'bath time' run amok, a world invented on the spot by a child with his rubber octopus, army men, wash rag, and soap suds. In this dream universe, scientific logic equates with the 'seemingly obvious' reasoning of children, i.e. if you fall off the moon you tumble down to Earth. On Mongo you don't need pressurized suits and everyone speaks English and daytime and nighttime merge; the ocean is perfectly represented by your tub's spatial dimensions, your washrag scuttles across the bottom of the tub and you can feel its power in the eyes of your army man when he's smothered by it.
Another dream logic element is the weird disembodied male voice that shows up regularly to do all the overdubs (narrating, diegetic radio news broadcasts, and occasional actor voices) all done by the same booming actor through what sounds like a tin microphone invented from before the age of sound recording, whenever the speaker has their back to the camera, or is outside the frame. (As per imdb, this is the voice of editor Saul A. Goodkind, saving money no doubt on rehiring actors for post-sync re-recording). His attempts to match offscreen character voices are so 'off' they become sublimely surrealistic. Lost in the zone between a commentary track, overdub, and voiceover, his deep slow speaking voice works to enhance the otherworldliness, the dreamy disconnect.
"Maybe you will like my friend, Urso." |
Meanwhile all through the bear's arrival and departure, Dale heaves against the wall in terror, her lovely exposed midriff like a flag before a bull, driving any red-blooded American boy to a man's level of hypnotized distraction and Vultan laughs in a semi-insane impression of heartiness. It really is like a fledgling dream has spilled right onto the TV out of a fevered 11 year-old's brain, nailing a time when we're not quite old enough to realize how villainous our lascivious response towards her fear really is, with Goodkind's slurring deep voice like some primal father pimp puppeteer.
And monsters weren't the only thing conjured this way. Sex was also generated in my childhood mind, without there ever even being a kiss in the whole 13 chapters until the very... very last shot (and even then we fade out before their lips actually touch- as if with the first 'real' kiss comes the waking up from the long almost-but-never-quite-wet dream of childhood.
I know it's hard to keep X-rated stuff out of the realm of children today, alas, due to Youtube. But my generation, even in the 70s (we were maybe the last ones) could easily spend the first decade-plus of our childhood in complete sexual darkness, so that our sudden urges when beholding underwear models in the Sears catalogue seemed rapturously unique to us alone, And since these feelings weren't yet tied to the tedious mechanics of actual adult sex, they could scale some pretty bizarre sadomasochistic heights. We couldn't know there was a 'release' valve that would end the sweet suffering, and so--mired in the anal stage--we could find only Freudian punishment scenarios at the end of our tortured rainbow.
THE LONGING FOR CLOSURE IS THE CLOSURE
Like in dreams, FLASH's sexual roundelay is never 'resolved' or able to offer a distinct climax and denouement. Its salient goal, as in dreams, is to keep your attention riveted so that you are unaware you're asleep (or in the King's Features strip, to keep up your subscription to the local paper). My local newspaper never got the Flash comic strip, but certainly we knew, too, that feeling of mildly titillating prolonged torture to be found slogging along endlessly evolving narratives in daily 'dramatic' features like Mandrake the Magician, The Phantom and Brenda Starr (all of which we did get in my dad's daily-tossed Courier News). Day after day, a few panels at a time, always doubling back to bring new readers up to speed in the first panel, advancing the story in the middle one, then stalling out with another cliffhanger, these features loped along their elliptical paths. The Flash strip itself seemed pretty risque (above) from what I gleaned in the comic book history tomes at the high school library, where I wiled away endless "study halls."
It was in those books that I discovered Little Nemo in Slumberland and--just as those full page 1920s Sunday strips ended with Nemo back in bed wondering what he's missing over there in Slumberland now that he's been so suddenly yanked out of his own cliffhanger-- in the Flash Gordon 1936 serial, there was the aching feeling that our absence was still being felt in the kingdom that our alarm clock had just yanked us out of (the way mom would yell for us to come in for dinner right when we were 'getting somewhere' with a neighborhood game or flirtation, and we'd wolf down dinner asap to race back out, only to find night fallen and everyone gone).
By now you should, being astute, garnered my proposed connection between the cliffhanger's suspense "Tune in next time, same bat channel" or "Next week at this theater!" or tomorrow's paper, and the delirious longing and frustration that comes from being teased by a pretty schoolmate, or, in bed, denied orgasm, but made out with long into the night and then left hangin'. Maybe, like me, you learned to love this torment, and if so, brother, is Flash for you. Its sense of sexual bait-and-switch is all important in serials for the same reason as it is for dreams or evolution - the basic function of the dream being to keep the conscious mind from 'waking up' - as if a movie being made by an internal director who loses his audience the moment the audience realizes it really is time to get up and go to the bathroom or answer the door, that the buzzing isn't spaceships but alarm clocks. Maybe the reason rocketships sound so much like alarm clocks is to down them out, but not enough in a sense to fool the conscious mind into waking up even earlier than planned. So the rockets are soothing masks meant to block out alarm clocks like noise cancelling headphones - you can fall asleep to their genial hum.
In this sense too the 'petit mort' of orgasm acts as a 'waking up' to a reality they thought they were escaping via pursuing their desire. This post-desire satiation leaves 'a mess', things are suddenly awkward between you and your lover and the air feels colder. The post-orgrasm blues can easily segue into guilt or disgust, like eating a big steak and realizing you are now overly full and grossed out by the leftovers on your plate. What was initially so desirable at 8 PM - hhmm-mm hot and juicy, is within an hour reduced to a plate of slowly rotting cut-away fat and sinew; the age of the goddess revealed in the sudden guilty chill of post-orgasmic depression as the nymph you went home with is just another broad with too much make-up smudged off her face when you wake. One's eye casts about the messy floor for one's pants as if on survival instinct. But the urge to run or kick the person out is tempered by the need to not seem like a douchebag. So there you sit, waiting for the check as the rotting meat on your plate nauseates, you long to run out before the bill arrives, be free from a bed that mere hours before you were dying to crawl into.
It may seem ridiculous to any adult, but this catch-and-release theater of the mind thing is something kids understand: it's how you keep the adventure flowing. Once a side wins, it's all done, the 13 chapters are up. That means one thing: time to wake up and go to goddamned school again. All out of excuses. You have to turn a blind eye to Ming's machinations because otherwise you would prevent him from making them, and then he wouldn't be Ming, and if you stopped to think ahead about anything, to make a plan or counter a scene, then you wouldn't be Flash. Once you act in anticipation of betrayal, you might live longer, but you're no longer innocent--you're on the road to Ming-hood. The frustration we feel as viewers as Flash lets Ming escapes justice, each time, is metaphorical with the frustration we get from pleasant dreams that never work out with us actually 'completing' our union with our animas - our alarm clock rings (or mom calls us into dinner) And when we finally get back to the room where we left her, she's gone, of course. That's the anima though. When you're old enough you realize the game was fixed from the start, to keep you from waking too fast, to keep the game going, so you're able to finally enjoy the ride and realize the longing for closure is closure. Come to it too fast, the whole rest of the night you have to just kind of lie there, ashamed of your bad 'performance.'
And just as dreams seemed to be largely repurposed imagery from waking 'content,' as if everything you saw or experienced in school, or the mall, or the back yard whiffle ball game, comprised a casting office and scenery storage palette to draw from, so Flash repurposes an array of familiar sights and sounds from earlier movies -- particularly from Universal's horror films --then in regular local TV rotation so quite familiar to us--especually Franz Waxman scores and the expressionistic prison and other sets from Bride of Frankenstein, now adorned with some funeral statuary from 1932's The Mummy.
Then other films are used that were never on TV, like Just Imagine (1930) from which were hewn the sexy cutaways to the many-armed statue with the scantily-clad maidens writhing on it, seen again and again in the credits and in the serial but only seen on screens in the film by the priest when he "consults with the great Palace of Tao"). Still, we all dreamt about it, for those credits were magical, and-- in its dark strangeness-- tapped into a vein of dark adult sex I was scared of (like those weird Asiatic gnomes on the cover of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) but drawn towards, a jagged-edged murky magnet (succeeding where the Eyes Wide Shut orgy fails) pulling me over a cliff with that icy coccyx sensation I now only seem to still get when looking down from steep steep ledges.
Then other films are used that were never on TV, like Just Imagine (1930) from which were hewn the sexy cutaways to the many-armed statue with the scantily-clad maidens writhing on it, seen again and again in the credits and in the serial but only seen on screens in the film by the priest when he "consults with the great Palace of Tao"). Still, we all dreamt about it, for those credits were magical, and-- in its dark strangeness-- tapped into a vein of dark adult sex I was scared of (like those weird Asiatic gnomes on the cover of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) but drawn towards, a jagged-edged murky magnet (succeeding where the Eyes Wide Shut orgy fails) pulling me over a cliff with that icy coccyx sensation I now only seem to still get when looking down from steep steep ledges.
MING AND MARRIAGE:
Thus, in the codex of fairy tale symbolism, there's an understanding that once even a hypnotized individual says "I do" (or--as in Flash--when the gong strikes thirteen), their freedom is gone forever, like a limb lost to gangrene. A 'wedding' is, in reality, a purely symbolic ceremony with no real biological ultimatum beyond the psychosocial, the marriage ceremony in fairy tales, as in Flash, is more than just a 'green light' for sex, rather it is a substitute, a place card, a masque for sex that must stay on until midnight (i.e. when the child is old enough to learn about 'the birds and the bees'). For a child, marriage is the transfer of one identity to another, and there is no return --more than sex it is the diploma for maturity and escape from one's own parents. If Flash had come to Dale's rescue after the 13th gong as Flash battles the fire dragon, all relative parties, including the viewer, understand he'd lose Dale forever. Even if she was coerced (i.e. given the equivalent of a roofie). her innocence would be lost. We take that idea-- conditioned as we are by the iconography fairy tales--at face value. A closer reading though, and it all falls apart. But no one does a close reading, unless they're trying to argue their way into premarital sex, of course. But kids are not and every kid knows about marriage for years longer than they know about sex, so marriage feels somehow real, retaining a mythic power even into 21st century adulthood.
No matter the culture in which they occur, marriage ceremonies are mystical acts of transubstantiation, wherein even the most fallible human relationships are imbued with an all-powerful magic --it's as if, especially to an innocent child, babies form somehow from the ceremony alone---hence Flash's race to stop Dale from saying 'I do' (or the gong striking 13) being as frantic as any other cliffhanger. If he's a gong too late, her innocence as gone and little Ming-lets start popping out all over the James Whale leftover set.
the priest of Tao displays the manacles of marriage |
It'll all be over in a minute, Godfrey |
FLASH the MISSIONARY
Though no doubt the result of censorship, it still makes sense under this reading that the two Flash sequels (Trip to Mars and Conquers the Universe) the hems go lower, the clothes and hair get less exotic, more recognizable; the actors age and get unflattering shorter hair cuts and perms. Meanwhile once agin Ming, i.e. the devouring Cronus elder God, returns, and naturally sees his chance under all this accruing repression. You can't keep a devouring libidinal 'enjoying' father down, no matter how much Moses, totem and taboo you bury him under,.
We were so sure we'd killed or banished our dark Cronus forever that--when he suddenly erupts back from the abyss for the sequels--he easily seizes large chunks of power, joining forces with whatever rising tyrant star needs an advisor (not unlike the escaped Nazi commandoes finding work and refuge after the war by escaping to Palestine). We only then, when Ming returns, do we realize--as if a reverse "dawn of shame in Eden" epiphany --how dull we've become, how much he was needed. By Conquers, Ming is way looser and more active and flashy, strutting around in crazy plumed black caps, epaulettes, shiny black boots and lascivious facial hair while Flash and Dale seem wider and squarer, as if Earth's gravity has been slowly flattening them after their bodies became adjusted to the loosey-goosey gravity of Mongo. Dale and Aura's now censor-sewn dresses and unflattering perms unsex them. It's only a four year period from the first serial to Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe, yet their clothes and hair have been as drained of sex by the dictates of Mongo's new morality, pre-code jazz age libidinal freedom tampered down by Joseph Breen's Legion of "Decency" sturmtruppen, just as the actors have by time itself. Ming seems the same, but his face is frozen in a macabre stony mask, as if he's had plastic surgery, a Ming disguise grafted to his face. But he's the same old Ming. Crabbe and Rogers meanwhile cotton not the least to recapturing libidinal youth, refusing even light diets or modest tights.
These changes illustrate the downside of Flash and Dale's 'civilizing' influence in Mongo, the price of 'goodness' being renunciation of the pleasure enjoyed by the primal father ala Freud's theory of monotheism's rise (in Totem & Taboo) as the guilt of the sons after they collectively murder their primordial warlord father, determined to never 'enjoy' libidinal freedom again, but to each keep but one wife, and to thus assuage their patricidal guilt (or something). This is the 'original sin' that ends polytheistic pagan prehistory (humans divided into tribes with one father and many women, including his own daughters, with sons are kicked out at puberty, or devoured), signaling the dawn of human civilization as we know it (e.g. incest is now "a crime.") With their dewey devotion to one another and their allies, Flash and Dale resist Ming-style sexual displays of enjoyment, and through their missionary 'decency' liberate Mongo from its tyrannical father figure with the knowledge that with this liberation they forever separate themselves from unrestricted libidinal enjoyment.
Conquers' 1940 Flash and Dale represent childhood's last gleaming the way the 1936 original serial's Aura and eternal Ming represent adulthood's first dirty leer. Each approach has its good and bad points and each both endangers and educates the other. Aura (eventually) learns the value of self-sacrifice in the service of love (i.e. the kind of love wherein you help the object of your desire achieve their own desire, rather than obliterating all rivals). By turning around and making a decision to stop chasing after Flash and instead love the shambling lummox who loves her in turn (the tellingly named Prince Barin), Aura brings an end to the chain of pursuit and cliffhanger escape that has been going on all through the first 11 or 12 chapters. She becomes "Aura the Merciful" because--after saving Flash's life nearly as many times as Flash has saved Dale's honor--Aura 'settles' for her side of the planetary tracks. Whether or not she retains any lust for Flash seems moot: she's mature enough to hide it from us if she has - and is this not part and parcel with emotional and sexual maturity? (You can still enjoy sex in the post-Cronus 'moral' order, you just have to do it in private. )
"Strangely," my own personal childhood experience mirrors the psycho-historical timeline very well: the arrival of puberty saw the end of my 'decadent desire' phase (the 1936 serial and its sadomasochistic pre-orgasmic desire as per the first part of this long-ass essay), and in its place heralded a yen for WW2 stuff (model planes, HO scale armies, etc) which is mirrored in the history of film and censorship and its relation to the actual WW2 vis-a-vis Flash. In between my polymorphous phase, lying in bed imagining having rows of slave girls (or the reverse, me as the slave), and lots of spanking, and leashes and lap-cuddling but nothing beyond basic anal/phallic stage sexuality), to a cocoon phase when girls were gross and all I did was play war and make WW2 airplane models, to then losing all interest in war and becoming a Playboy-stealing onanistic teen obsessed with not being the last boy in my pack to lose his virginity (the libidinal post-Kinsey/Freud late-50s-early-60s) to being a well-laid rock musician in college (late-60s/70s sexual revolution, culminating in the 1980 ultra-libidinal Flash Gordon remake) to my current Tiresias post-sexual Siddhartha the Ferryman phase (2012+ = the internet age of collective psychosexual alienation).
As hem lines grew longer for 1940's Conquers the Universe, the country was on its way into war and out of 30s decadence; it's as if war comes along and says hey, there are more important things than arguing with censors. A kind of socialized group positivity becomes necessary. The lone outlaw is replaced by the bomber crew; the lustful sheik is replaced by dutiful husband; Ming deposed by Barin (instead of Aura); Flash brings Christianity to the East; as the permissive Weimar era is trounced by intolerant Nazism. Decadence is eclipsed by fascism; sexual freedom eclipsed by slasher movies, the luridness of pre-empathic libidinal Dionysian childhood replaced by the stringent Apollonian joys of war. And then, sadly, the collapse of desire's promise, the betrayal of biology, as if God has AIDS locked and loaded, just waiting to slap us back down into intolerance after a decade without shame or guilt.
But just as Ming represents the Cronus primal father repressed/killed by his sons (Barrin, Thun, Vultan) who--to avoid civil war--must pay for their crime by collectively renouncing all enjoyment of his power/ women, so Flash represents the civilizing force, the John Wayne making things safe for Jimmy Stewart to teach the frontier to read.
The unrestricted libido's consolation prize to this renouncement of unregulated enjoyment is the creation of the unconscious, where id may reign free (i.e. the dream, the myth, serial, comic strip, itself). The cost of the good guys winning, of Flash and self-sacrifice carrying the day, is apparent in the chasteness and desexualized modesty of the fashions and figures upon their return in subsequent sequels. Ming's uninhibited carnal appetite becomes solely the province of "legend." Carnal love desire circle games are replaced by chaste married strategy counsels and formal attire receptions, but hey - we can always read the lurid pulps under our sheets with a flashlight and put in the DVD once the babysitter's paid off and the wife contented in her (separate) bed.
Hitherto, on Mongo, a natural selection model has been the order - similar to how male lions take over the pride after killing or driving away their predecessor (and his cubs, if any), with the females having no real say in the matter of who their next mate is. Before Flash, natural selection superseded love and monogamy. Flash and Dale buck the trend. They turn enemies into friends by sparing their lives, introducing them to the preferable model of peace and brotherly love. The catch: the monogamous pair bond marks the breaking point of evolution as per Darwin's Natural Selection. The flaws in the natural order/polygamous lion pride system are revealed as requiring a constant flow of chaos unsuited to civilized order. This becomes the non du pere concept: we--the sons --team up to depose our Ming-primal father, and to "free" his harem of wives, but then we renounce our rights to the enjoyment of his brides/harem, and indeed all future such arrangements (if we didn't, we'd be fighting over them nonstop until all were destroyed). This is the tape splice connecting the sides of the Moebius strip -- the bump in the road: what goes up warlord fiefdom comes down Christian monogamy based democracy. Rather than fight over the spoils, we will agree to set the spoils free, no one shall have them.
But just as Ming represents the Cronus primal father repressed/killed by his sons (Barrin, Thun, Vultan) who--to avoid civil war--must pay for their crime by collectively renouncing all enjoyment of his power/ women, so Flash represents the civilizing force, the John Wayne making things safe for Jimmy Stewart to teach the frontier to read.
The unrestricted libido's consolation prize to this renouncement of unregulated enjoyment is the creation of the unconscious, where id may reign free (i.e. the dream, the myth, serial, comic strip, itself). The cost of the good guys winning, of Flash and self-sacrifice carrying the day, is apparent in the chasteness and desexualized modesty of the fashions and figures upon their return in subsequent sequels. Ming's uninhibited carnal appetite becomes solely the province of "legend." Carnal love desire circle games are replaced by chaste married strategy counsels and formal attire receptions, but hey - we can always read the lurid pulps under our sheets with a flashlight and put in the DVD once the babysitter's paid off and the wife contented in her (separate) bed.
Natural Selection, Adieu
Hitherto, on Mongo, a natural selection model has been the order - similar to how male lions take over the pride after killing or driving away their predecessor (and his cubs, if any), with the females having no real say in the matter of who their next mate is. Before Flash, natural selection superseded love and monogamy. Flash and Dale buck the trend. They turn enemies into friends by sparing their lives, introducing them to the preferable model of peace and brotherly love. The catch: the monogamous pair bond marks the breaking point of evolution as per Darwin's Natural Selection. The flaws in the natural order/polygamous lion pride system are revealed as requiring a constant flow of chaos unsuited to civilized order. This becomes the non du pere concept: we--the sons --team up to depose our Ming-primal father, and to "free" his harem of wives, but then we renounce our rights to the enjoyment of his brides/harem, and indeed all future such arrangements (if we didn't, we'd be fighting over them nonstop until all were destroyed). This is the tape splice connecting the sides of the Moebius strip -- the bump in the road: what goes up warlord fiefdom comes down Christian monogamy based democracy. Rather than fight over the spoils, we will agree to set the spoils free, no one shall have them.
Clearly, it's the more effective measure, as countries still honoring the old system are more or less stagnant (all it takes is one or two generation scared to rebel against their parents and you have a stalled society soon eclipsed by the rest of civilization, still shunning progress and dressing like their ancestors, ala the Amish, the Hassids, or Mormon agrarian splinter cults). The monogamous pair bond / nuclear family system ensures less genetic defect (due to incest promoting inherited chromosome issues, ala the hip problems that plague the pug community) but at the same time booming out the population with people that Darwin would willingly cull from the herd (see: Idiocracy.)
This makes in that sense Flash Gordon if taken as a boy version of Wizard of Oz. In that film, loyalty to Dorothy--and her fresh outsider perspective--binds an array of 'symbolically neutered or non-threatening' male figures to her side--a lion, tin man, scarecrow --as some evil devouring mother wants her shoes, (and as we know, shoes have magic powers within the female unconscious). Flash is helped by (and helps in turn) Lion, hawk, woodsman (sparing their lives in duels often is the key to earning their friendship) etc.--and some evil primal father wants his girlfriend (13). As the new blood / new kid in town / at school / in the land, Dorothy and Flash both act as rallying points for the conglomerations of 'of-themselves' inactive elements (of the subconscious) to band together against the force that has kept them in bondage (i.e. devouring mother / primal father). These elements-- the hanged man,(Scarecrow) wild man (Lion) and android/mechanical man (Tin Man)--are archetypes - each a valuable source of personal power/advancement within the unconscious - but on their own --just nodes of contact, stars within the unconscious' dream nebula). The effect of the visitor from Earth is galvanizing on all them, the way- say, it is, conversely) for E.T. on the suburban household he invades, disrupting the normal flow of events - creating an opportunity for change and profound growth / maturation, and risking complete destruction and terror as opposing forces rise to meet it.
The demographic for Flash being a little older, the friends and Ming-allied foes are all eligible bachelor princes and though not neutered, are otherwise dysfunctional and unappetizing compared with mighty Flash: they're either rotund boisterous brigands (Vultan of the Hawk Men), big mustached lummoxes (Prince Barin, rightful ruler of Mongo- he says), little bald gangsters with Egyptian eyebrows (Kala of the Shark Men), or bandy-legged bushy-bearded Wild Men (Prince Thun of the Lion Men).
In Flash, a dream version of the children's game 'tag' with its use of a safety zone or 'base'- comes roaring to life. Our sense of 'base' (first grasped in the primordial game of 'tag') as a place of undisputed neutral safety is an important and oft neglected aspect of adventure and dream mythos (the jail in Rio Bravo, for example). Zarkov's laboratory in the Flash series is generally 'base' - there's a lab for him in each kingdom. Wherever he winds up he's employed making weapons to fight the other teams, like a forerunner to Werner Von Braun, whisked from Nazi V2 lab to found NASA, excused from moral responsibility for any destructive use of his inventions, too important an asset to waste time treating punitively. Completely defanged and desexed, Zarkov is actually the most dangerous of all characters due to his knack for inventions (such as making Flash invisible) but each ruler never doubts their own ability to handle his new technology.
The fundamental difference is in age, of course, and the pre-adolescent phase of sexuality, when it's all tied in (or used to be) with the fear of physical punishment. Spare the rod, spoil the child was the old motto and to a degree it's true but only insofar as it remains a threat, which carries a druggy, giddy charge of dread, something we forget as adults when we're no longer subject to parental whims (presuming we escaped childhood unmolested). But if, for whatever reason (usually some early sexual act or witnessing of the primal scene) a side effect of this is generally this kind of agitated jouissance, that comes out, for example, in latent adult sadomasochism, books like Fifity Shades of Grey or films like Scarlet Empress (see: Taming the Tittering Tourists)
This makes in that sense Flash Gordon if taken as a boy version of Wizard of Oz. In that film, loyalty to Dorothy--and her fresh outsider perspective--binds an array of 'symbolically neutered or non-threatening' male figures to her side--a lion, tin man, scarecrow --as some evil devouring mother wants her shoes, (and as we know, shoes have magic powers within the female unconscious). Flash is helped by (and helps in turn) Lion, hawk, woodsman (sparing their lives in duels often is the key to earning their friendship) etc.--and some evil primal father wants his girlfriend (13). As the new blood / new kid in town / at school / in the land, Dorothy and Flash both act as rallying points for the conglomerations of 'of-themselves' inactive elements (of the subconscious) to band together against the force that has kept them in bondage (i.e. devouring mother / primal father). These elements-- the hanged man,(Scarecrow) wild man (Lion) and android/mechanical man (Tin Man)--are archetypes - each a valuable source of personal power/advancement within the unconscious - but on their own --just nodes of contact, stars within the unconscious' dream nebula). The effect of the visitor from Earth is galvanizing on all them, the way- say, it is, conversely) for E.T. on the suburban household he invades, disrupting the normal flow of events - creating an opportunity for change and profound growth / maturation, and risking complete destruction and terror as opposing forces rise to meet it.
The demographic for Flash being a little older, the friends and Ming-allied foes are all eligible bachelor princes and though not neutered, are otherwise dysfunctional and unappetizing compared with mighty Flash: they're either rotund boisterous brigands (Vultan of the Hawk Men), big mustached lummoxes (Prince Barin, rightful ruler of Mongo- he says), little bald gangsters with Egyptian eyebrows (Kala of the Shark Men), or bandy-legged bushy-bearded Wild Men (Prince Thun of the Lion Men).
ZARKOV
In Flash, a dream version of the children's game 'tag' with its use of a safety zone or 'base'- comes roaring to life. Our sense of 'base' (first grasped in the primordial game of 'tag') as a place of undisputed neutral safety is an important and oft neglected aspect of adventure and dream mythos (the jail in Rio Bravo, for example). Zarkov's laboratory in the Flash series is generally 'base' - there's a lab for him in each kingdom. Wherever he winds up he's employed making weapons to fight the other teams, like a forerunner to Werner Von Braun, whisked from Nazi V2 lab to found NASA, excused from moral responsibility for any destructive use of his inventions, too important an asset to waste time treating punitively. Completely defanged and desexed, Zarkov is actually the most dangerous of all characters due to his knack for inventions (such as making Flash invisible) but each ruler never doubts their own ability to handle his new technology.
Longing for the lost Chapter of the Tigron, the rare Topps card.
The fundamental difference is in age, of course, and the pre-adolescent phase of sexuality, when it's all tied in (or used to be) with the fear of physical punishment. Spare the rod, spoil the child was the old motto and to a degree it's true but only insofar as it remains a threat, which carries a druggy, giddy charge of dread, something we forget as adults when we're no longer subject to parental whims (presuming we escaped childhood unmolested). But if, for whatever reason (usually some early sexual act or witnessing of the primal scene) a side effect of this is generally this kind of agitated jouissance, that comes out, for example, in latent adult sadomasochism, books like Fifity Shades of Grey or films like Scarlet Empress (see: Taming the Tittering Tourists)
But even if this trajectory around the object produces displeasure (frustration, exhaustion) there is a kind of satisfaction found in this nonetheless. This is one way of understanding jouissance. Freud tells us that the drive is indifferent to its object, and can be satisfied without obtaining it (sublimation). It is not the object itself that is of importance, but what Joan Copjec describes as “a particular mode of attainment, an itinerary the drive must undertake in order to access its object or to gain satisfaction from some other object in its place. There is always pleasure in this detour – indeed this is what pleasure is, a movement rather than a possession, a process rather than an object” (Copjec, UMBR(a): Polemos, 2001, p.150). - What does Lacan say about Jouissance (Owen Huston)Growing up watching Flash on TV, never in the right sequence or in one binge, only the warlord and his dozen captured wives social unit seemed a rational social construction (once Flash kills Ming, he will take over ownership of the wives, presumably) and we understood the frustration of that never happening the way he eventually understood the impossibility of ever 'completing' our Topp's Charlie's Angels bubblegum card collection. We had to realize that we'd never see the serial in total. The same way dreams never 'end' satisfactorily, we'd never see the 'end' of the serial (they would show the serial chapters to fill in dead spots in the line-up so there was never a consecutive 13-week run we kids could find). Thus, the show, like our jouissance and unrequited longing for local classmates and teachers, never resolved but kept twisting our loins into new agonizing yet dimly pleasurable pre-adolescent shapes.
Today, both the movie and the serial remain one of the few unvarnished myths of kinky adolescence. Navigating hormonal drives is a lost art. There is no longer a heroic man 'saying no' to some carnal woman; no myth where he will lead the fallen woman out of darkness ('beyond good and evil' as befits her royal status) and into a normal pair-bond from 'her own planet.' So often in the more 'mature' miscegenation fantasias the (white) man and (other) woman sleep together and fall in love (there's no Dale on their desert island), and then she has to die, either taking from a blowgun dart meant for him, throwing herself into the volcano to save her people, or... well.... those are the only two options, usually - so the white man can sail home and marry the white girl. But Aura doesn't die and doesn't shag the hero, instead she contextualizes herself into framework of the new order brought about by Flash's system of benevolence and friendship over pleasure-seeking. Aura 'settles' for the lummox-y Barin, more a Beery than a Crabbe (though in the remake he's actually way cooler and hotter than Flash!)
This is, as some analysts point out, a key to happiness, a way to break the daisy chain of dissatisfied Athenian lovers chasing each other round and round through the enchanted woods. Stopping the chase, turning around and loving the one who loves thee, the one who is not as hot therefore not as vain, the one who is less spoiled therefore more capable, less indulged, therefore more grateful. And if they find someone else to run off with, would you care? You'd be left better equipped to seduce the vain, prissy, and indulged one who will have missed you chasing her and so maybe turned around at last.
Of course dreams never work out like that, only reality.
Face it, whomever you are, whatever gender or orientation, you'd sleep with Aura first and worry about Dale marrying Ming later. Once they had you for a few nights, beach would tire of you, leaving you free to loaf around the palace, getting high on all the local druggy delicacies. Everything would be just as it is, only with less responsibility. And then maybe the Tigron, the great best of Mongo, and the poor dragon would all still be alive. Ever think of them, Flash? The poor woman who trained that Tigron since it was a cub, now forced to watch it die at your hands? That Tigron deserved better. If you'll excuse me now, I have to wake up. That buzzing is no ship... it's my alarm.
Face it, whomever you are, whatever gender or orientation, you'd sleep with Aura first and worry about Dale marrying Ming later. Once they had you for a few nights, beach would tire of you, leaving you free to loaf around the palace, getting high on all the local druggy delicacies. Everything would be just as it is, only with less responsibility. And then maybe the Tigron, the great best of Mongo, and the poor dragon would all still be alive. Ever think of them, Flash? The poor woman who trained that Tigron since it was a cub, now forced to watch it die at your hands? That Tigron deserved better. If you'll excuse me now, I have to wake up. That buzzing is no ship... it's my alarm.
All hail, AURA - QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!
NOTES:
1. jouissance-based sexual fantsizing of a phallic stage pre-adolescence (specifically my own such memories filtered via Freud).
2. The most important thing, in my kiddie circle especially, was to lie about your sexual experience and knowledge so, since everyone did (since we did, we figured they did too) the truths were taken with the same inwardly-horrified but surface-jaded grain of salt that the lies were, bringing about a collective body of contradictory knowledge and heresy that lives on in adulthood with myth, conspiracy theory, and unsolved crimes.
4. I've still never had a wet dream, to my knowledge, go figure, so maybe I'm the worst unconscious Puritan of all.
5. see 'Mom- A Jail' - This ironically becomes the polarizing locus of anxiety and frustration after puberty - as anything remotely to do with the safety granted by proximity to mother becomes suffocating, the same hormonal drives that bound you to her now repel you. Eventually that dies down of course, once independence is established
7. though I stayed interested in it as a philosophy, and am still enthralled by the idea that sexual heat/desire can transmute pain into pleasure via proximity, sex turning all other intense sensations into pleasure by a kind of reverse-fever (going through alcoholic convulsive withdrawal was, I found, greatly eased with Ginger Lynn movies on TV in the background) I think this should be explored medically as a tool for opiate withdrawal as well (i.e. think of sex while wounded on the battlefield to transmute the pain), though people might object to XXX rated movies in hospitals. On the other hand, I find the trappings of bondage a little ridiculous in films. It only works via novels, or spoken in the act.
9. The roots of Stockholm syndrome lie in this: a woman who can adapt to sleeping with the warlord who has killed her husband is the one who survives to procreate; the genes of the woman who kills herself in protest die with her --thus patrician codes of honor are meant to assuage the guilt of the losing side (i.e. male family members deciding a woman isn't capable of knowing when to kill herself -i.e. John Carradine's nearly shooting the 'lady' at the climax of Stagecoach).
NOTES:
1. jouissance-based sexual fantsizing of a phallic stage pre-adolescence (specifically my own such memories filtered via Freud).
2. The most important thing, in my kiddie circle especially, was to lie about your sexual experience and knowledge so, since everyone did (since we did, we figured they did too) the truths were taken with the same inwardly-horrified but surface-jaded grain of salt that the lies were, bringing about a collective body of contradictory knowledge and heresy that lives on in adulthood with myth, conspiracy theory, and unsolved crimes.
2.2. would there were a sequel about them for once - we never even learn what happens to the 3 brides after Dracula leaves Transylvania - they only get that one shot.
3. I've written before of my recollection of the moment my own empathy kicked in, and never kicked off again 'til cocaine. 4. I've still never had a wet dream, to my knowledge, go figure, so maybe I'm the worst unconscious Puritan of all.
5. see 'Mom- A Jail' - This ironically becomes the polarizing locus of anxiety and frustration after puberty - as anything remotely to do with the safety granted by proximity to mother becomes suffocating, the same hormonal drives that bound you to her now repel you. Eventually that dies down of course, once independence is established
7. though I stayed interested in it as a philosophy, and am still enthralled by the idea that sexual heat/desire can transmute pain into pleasure via proximity, sex turning all other intense sensations into pleasure by a kind of reverse-fever (going through alcoholic convulsive withdrawal was, I found, greatly eased with Ginger Lynn movies on TV in the background) I think this should be explored medically as a tool for opiate withdrawal as well (i.e. think of sex while wounded on the battlefield to transmute the pain), though people might object to XXX rated movies in hospitals. On the other hand, I find the trappings of bondage a little ridiculous in films. It only works via novels, or spoken in the act.
9. The roots of Stockholm syndrome lie in this: a woman who can adapt to sleeping with the warlord who has killed her husband is the one who survives to procreate; the genes of the woman who kills herself in protest die with her --thus patrician codes of honor are meant to assuage the guilt of the losing side (i.e. male family members deciding a woman isn't capable of knowing when to kill herself -i.e. John Carradine's nearly shooting the 'lady' at the climax of Stagecoach).
10. Roland Barthes, Mythologies
11. See Freud's Theory on Infant Sexuality,
12. See my short story 'Missing the Orgy' somewhere on the web
13. I'm not saying men wish they could collect girls like girls collect shoes, because that would be objectification. But rapey magazines like Esquire subtextually encourage such fantasies through corporate projection (peddling a pimp-like promise that owning a Rolex means you will soon own a gorgeous woman too - for they are shallow things obsessed with signs of wealth. I mean I've had hot girls at bars grab me by my wrist, look at my cheap watch, shake their head, and throw me back. But who would want such a vain spoiled vapid gold digger like that? Only the insecure male desperate to seem like da mack daddy pimp).
11. See Freud's Theory on Infant Sexuality,
12. See my short story 'Missing the Orgy' somewhere on the web
13. I'm not saying men wish they could collect girls like girls collect shoes, because that would be objectification. But rapey magazines like Esquire subtextually encourage such fantasies through corporate projection (peddling a pimp-like promise that owning a Rolex means you will soon own a gorgeous woman too - for they are shallow things obsessed with signs of wealth. I mean I've had hot girls at bars grab me by my wrist, look at my cheap watch, shake their head, and throw me back. But who would want such a vain spoiled vapid gold digger like that? Only the insecure male desperate to seem like da mack daddy pimp).