"Caesar doesn't eat women. but he does eat girls... and cats."
His manner like a doting father who brooks no weakness, iron with courage as the rock under his feet, a glorious advisor/sponsor/teacher for Cleopatra, played by Vivien Leigh like a panther cub on her first kill. Such is Caesar as embodied by Claude Rains and emboldened by the lashing and so British pen of George Bernard Shaw. Directed by Gabriel Pascal, Caesar and Cleopatra is an underrated technicolor masterpiece and the most expensive film made up to that time in Britain, and made right after WW2! I swooned upon first seeing it on TCM recently, recognizing from the gorgeous deep purples, even coming in halfway through and missing the credits, that legendary cinematographer Jack Cardiff was involved. Color has never seemed so wild and sexy, it all seemed like a beautiful dream... an extension of the haunting, painterly beauty in Black Narcissus, A Matter of Life and Death, and Pandora and the Flying Dutchman.
Like any great 70s dad, Caesar rules shrewdly but without pomp or sanctimony. Unlike the less civilized historical version, this Caesar doesn't even try and get Cleo into bed. He understands that true love is free of all prurience (if he does sleep with Cleo, he doesn't let Shaw find out, nor us --Caesar is nothing if not discreet). Yet others' perversions are not condemned by this Caesar unless they violate the golden rule of do unto others, for he is no moralist. He has lived enough of life to know better, killed enough to know death well and to respect it and value life. He has drunk enough wine to know the value of sobriety, but his is a sobriety that retains love and respect for drink and drunkards. He hath turned towards kindness and tactical benevolence as inevitably as night follows day, but kept his wit and carnal momentum intact.
So often in ordinary men of power doth wisdom turns to piety, leadership to tyranny, goodness to ranting on and on about one's goodness. A true Caesar avoids such pitfalls, and so earns the loyalty even of his enemies.
When he's insulted by the throngs of Alexandria, for example, Caesar doesn't grow overly indignant, but merely reveals his waiting armed reinforcements with deadpan theatrical flourish. Outwitting his rivals at every turn, Caesar never loses his good-natured love for them, even as he may kill or be killed by them. In true 70s dad style he has given up the most enticing vice of all, hatred. And in true 70s dad style can present himself as an ogre and the prince that dispels the ogre simultaneously. Such a man is impervious to barbs and a great teacher of amoral, wicked young ingenues like Cleopatra. Like all the 70s dads of Bernard Shaw's rogues gallery, he preaches sin but practices morality, thus confusing the shit out of people, albeit in a most advantageous way, exposing in the process the core of what most people in authority are, the sad reverse.
We see this love in his fatherly advice to Cleopatra before she realizes who he is. She doesn't yet know he is anything but an ordinary wanderer in the night, and so shares her anxiety over meeting this legendary emperor, and Caesar is amused and delighted to continue the charade, advising her as a life coach with all the beautifully silken intonation Rains is beloved for: "Cast out all fear, and you will conquer Caesar. But if you quail..."
While prurient interests might wonder where the love affair that was hinted at in previous versions has flown, Shaw cares not for such nonsense, and so mighty Caesar is instead pleased to dangle the idea of Marc Antony, a warrior Cleo crushed on when he blew through town years before, as a kickback for her deal with Rome. Caesar can accept her attraction for a younger man as effortlessly as he accepts her wide-eyed adoration, both just sides on a coin he gave away long ago. In Shaw's philosophy, Viagra would surely be labeled yet another albatross along the route of spiritual advancement. What progress on the torturous ascent up Buddha's mountain path can there be when hotties like Vivien Leigh are speeding down past you on blue sleds and bidding you to drop your weary pouch and jump on. I can only marvel at the grace with which Rains' Caesar accepts Cleo's shock at his baldness after taking off his laurels: "Cleopatra, do you like to be reminded that you are very young? Neither do I like to be reminded I am old." Like England itself, this Caesar accepts insults with grace, and gives back only shrewd kindness and canny observations.
It's no accident after all that this film was made in 1945 by a nation that had just been bombed halfway to shit and was now victorious and in control of its enemies' people and territories and had learned the lesson from WWI to not be vindictive and petty. Rains' Caesar seems to have been halfway imagined as a wisdom-enriched manual for the military police controlling the borders of major cities like Vienna and Berlin, where politics were a daily matter as Russian, British and American police swapped prisoners, disputed borders, and enforced curfews on a beaten, broke, hungry populace ala The Third Man. In his role as conqueror, rogue, and rascal, Rains' Caesar is the model for how to celebrate your victory without crushing the spirit of your vanquished subjects. Everyone wins when his enemies lose.
But no man can be a good leader of conquered people if he has not first conquered his own soul. Such a man is free to hate no one, and so fears nothing, and naturally shows mercy to his conquered subjects, even to the extent of freeing his demons back across the dividing line of consciousness, letting the trogs and gollums sink back into his hidden inner marshes with the promise that they will come to work for him the next morning, in suits and ties, and take their place along the assembly line as loyal charges of the empire. Shaw's play might not correspond too well with actual historical events, and sometimes seems a bit too delighted by itself, enamored of that distinctly British wit, but Shaw's dialogue is the equivalent of a Howard Hawks' film- inspiring and profound even as it has you laughing like a drunken Ernest Thesiger. And if nothing else, it suggest that Rains' merry police captain was the true heart and soul of Casablanca. Why no dorm room posters of Claude Rains? Why no posters... of Caesar?