If there's one national myth that still crosses over to all generations, one touchstone tale that every cathode ray tribal fire still hears tell annually, it would be THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939), a film so psychedelic and genuinely scary it still throws tripping college kids into nightmare K-holes to this day, only to suck them safely back out like bizarro tornadoes with just a click of the heels and the mantra "I will come down eventually, and maybe someone will give me a Valium" i.e., "there's no place like home."
We're all on the brick road to Oz, only some of us are smart enough to know in advance that none of it is "real" per se, to doubt our own eyes and not to lose our shit and decide we need someone to drive us to the ER, which always bums everyone else out. (since we all dropped acid before the film started, let's say)
If we just keep our eyes on the yellow brick road though, and never say no to a poppy field shortcuts, we'll have a grand time and make some hairy new friends. The next day those friends might be back to being smelly farmhands and local grifters, but we can still remember the archetypal blueprint that fit so easily over them. It's easy to not like or even notice a fellow human, but no one really hates a lion or a scarecrow; when I'm all 'enlightened' and everything glows rosy (literally), everyone I see seems like a muppet, their animal and magical characteristics are enhanced so how could I not love to be near them? It's a kind of magical overlay that fits so well over reality no one even thinks you're crazy, as long as you don't get weird about it.... And with that, too, Wizard can help.
Any good myth functions as a natural psychedelic, a breadcrumb trail through the wild wilderness, but The Wizard of Oz also functions, like 2001, as a metaphor for acid itself, i.e. the switch from black and white to vivid Technicolor remains a solid way to describe its effects to people who've never tried it. No matter how many times we've seen the film, even knowing it's coming after dozens of viewings since childhood, that transition from black and white Kansas to Technicolor Oz is always bit of a shock, as is the 'waking up' into a psychedelic expansion of the senses, as if our usual wavelength spectrum of the visible and audible is widened to go all the way around the dial to beyond the infinite, organically so we realize we're seeing the world how it really is --it's our normal blinders-on reality that's the comforting illusion. If not for her "concussion," and tornado (set and setting). Dorothy might have spent her whole life excluded from this alternate reality, but she's here now, so needs to roll with it and not panic, not freak out and try to, say, step on or throw rocks at the munchkins, that is to treat them with curiosity and compassion rather than shooting at them, staring at them and making them feel self conscious, or screaming in terror like it's all a mad nightmare.
Though take it from me, the first time you run into 'The Lollipop Guild' (below) while traveling through the psychedelic plane is enough to give even the gutsiest inner space cowboys the heebie jeebie nightmares. They're like those little weird demon guys in the bottom corners of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (below) which scared me as a kid, when I'd deliberately skip past in my restless trawls through mom's record collection as a young tyke, and hearing Harrison's sitar on side B, was terrifying beyond any palpable physical threat. When in college I began to read the work of the pioneering psychonaut Terence McKenna on 'the machine elves' -- common mushroom and DMT hallucinations-- small, elvin beings that exist in alternate dimensions but are nonetheless real, dancing in lockstep unison the world into place like a curtain of slow motion soft shoe. When I saw them during my own travels in college (and after), they were even wearing plaid!! They had garden hoes instead of lollipops and lacked that terrible gold hair, but otherwise - good lord. Good thing I'm a drinking man.
Back to the post-tornado color transition: The psychedelic journey doesn't end with the 'jump' you feel in perception as your life's film moves from black and white to color, from farmhands to machine elves, as in the film, that's merely the beginning of the trip. There would, in 'real life' (i.e. with strong set, setting and right dosage) be several comparable "jumps" after that, from color to 3-D to complete immersion, to abstraction, and to divine light, to dark terror, and even past that into divine terror or surrender total followed by serenity and then boredom as you just wish the colors would stop already because it's ten in the morning and you haven't been able to fall asleep and the colors get more and more dull and lifeless and washed out but they.... just.... won't.... stop throbbing in and out of near signification. After awhile you just pray for black and white Kansas rain to come drizzling back and wash it all away. Sooner or later, maybe noon, it finally does -- but there they are still, leering at you, the farmhands... through the window... black and white achieved at last. Ugly as ever.
But the night before, well, you watched first as the colors intensified and then took on hues and clockwork animation, a cessation of time and space leading to movements all building forward tentacle-like as if each film frame never left the screen but was just moved to the background as the next frame whizzed past, until the colors were both themselves and all other colors, and these archetypal images of civilization and humanity lay exposed in their full coincidence latticework, myriad possibilities, each movement or choice branching out in endless permutation. In the dark gray of the scarecrow's outfit you could see army fatigues and ruddy swamps, chain gangs and dirty south racism. The blackened rust streaks on the Tin Man's metal torso can seem to glisten, serpentine, alive and breathing, oxidation happening right before our dilated eyes, particles streaming off into the ether; his glistening silver face paint and fey New Yorker speaking voice place him as some glam rock queen just missing big silver-spangled platform shoes and a white powder 'oil can.' The lion is the anima mundi, the connection to the inner fire that either crushes you in bad trip paranoia or helps you find the lion heart of fearless soldiering, i.e. that which makes the hottentot so hot (for me it was always imagining a lone bull walrus bursting through arctic ice to roar at the sky with a lot Hoooaaat! sound - for some reason imagining that and tapping into that raw "I am" announcement beat back all fear).
That's the untapped archetypal potential underlying the Oz iconography; you can see traces of an Arthurian knight in the Tin Man armor, and a demon in the knight, all the way deep into your own werelion unconscious, which has--with the help of psychedelics in the right set/setting--kicked open the door to conscious reality and is running loose, drawing all over the walls with crazy markers, and every line he draws moves with a wormish squiggling life of its own.
Don't we all feel there's a pair of eyes on us, always, infusing our every waking hour with a nameless sometime barely perceptible dread that what we're doing is wrong, or 'ooooh, we're in trouble'? That's always the witch. This is Dorothy's story so the wicked witches are the guardian parents she must outwit to steal their jewels. She kills one just by 'breaking into' Oz, like finding out you took two hits of blotter acid would "kill, just kill" your mother, certificate of death and everything. The symbolic 'kill' in this case is akin to the pulling back the curtain of the great Oz. You don't kill the real mom per se, but you kill her hold over you, and your dependence on her, symbolically, and unless she's tried acid too, you just left her far, far behind on, like, the evolutionary ladder, at least so it feels at the time. You can feel her screaming in the distance, enraged you escaped, but powerless to chase you - and suddenly instead of your stomach knotting up and dragging you back to her on the psionic umbilical cord, you just laugh at how crazy she sounds, as if she's just another lunatic freak off the yellow brick road.
What makes OZ so special amongst all other kid movies isn't just the music or the set design but the seriousness and wide-eyed in-the-moment intensity with which Garland conveys childhood anxiety, and not just the unthinking misogyny of the celebration of the dead Wicked Witch of the East. "Only bad witches are ugly," declares the shallow and manipulative good witch, but the gravity of it, the naked animus-reckoning. The whole "Ding Dong the witch is dead" carries that PC shudder of patriarchal bullying, with its Satanic panic echo of lynching and all other ceremonial "keep them in their place" tactics like stoning, flogging, defenestration, other things I've too recently been traumatized by THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO to name. "You killed her so completely that we thank you very sweetly," such lyrics would be branded misogynistic in today's climate, such unrepentant glee in the death of another person--even a male--would never fly. Imagine Harry Potter brandishing the head of that snipey blonde kid on a stick and grinning with sadistic delight to the cheers of all Hogwarts? But because it's from 1939, and everyone saw it as a kid, OZ escapes unmolested by PC groupthink.
Drug analogies continue with the introduction of poppies, the lethargic sleep the poppy field creates is countered by some good witch "snow" -- i.e. "a speed-ball," which is what supposedly killed John Belushi and Jackie Superstar; and for the Tin Man, a little "oil" loosens the "joints." (the cut "Jitterbug" sequence would have been the DTs or opiate withdrawal), or maybe amyl nitrates to enhance the joy of movement.
But the main lesson of Oz transcends drugs to approach the unobtainable kernel of enjoyment that Lacan always writes about, an archetypal unconscious kingdom of Platonic ideals translated into symbolic language, where everything is "the" single thing and not a prefab copy from an endless line as it is today: the pig farmer is the lion, not "a" lion, not one of millions, and the phrase "horse of a different color" comes from this one horse right here in the Emerald City, and the lesson is to realize that all the things and people in your life are part of your archetypal mythic core, and as such should be seen as unique and sacred, not disposable and of fleeting worth. Humans are a dime a dozen if we see them that way, but if every human is THE human, if you are everyone and everything and only you in the moment are humanity, then everyone around you stops being a faceless mob of possible threats, conquests, or annoyances, and instead becomes a rich array of beautiful muppet-like human dinosaurs. We don't judge one munchkin over another. All are delightful, some are creepy, but there they are. We're just visiting. Imagine if Dorothy was in the NRA and brought her pistol and got spooked by the munchkin size and opened fire. Since she's 'open' to these new sensations she doesn't panic, and when you treat people as special unique organisms, see them as muppets or munchkins, they respond in kind.
Maybe all it takes is fearless self examination and a bump on the noggin from a tornado-driven window frame to see even the most mundane elements of your existence through the lens of the eternal. In order to reach this realm you must not see in terms of better or lesser than (i.e., "maybe we should take more, I'm not feeling anything,") for everything is perfect and mythopoetic as it is; the kingdom of heaven is spread upon the earth; have you the courage to take off your red shoes and soak in it? Stop wishing for a richer tin man, a braver lion, a smarter scarecrow, a better cut of poppy, you are already on the yellow brick road, the one that leads beyond duality and post-modern malaise.
Thus, every time you watch the WIZARD OF OZ can be the first time, a rebirth, a baptism.
For me, as a child suffering through dull holidays, the WIZARD was the one thing that brought all the cocktail drinking parents and sugar-addled kids together at the same time, after dinner, to watch, once again, enraptured and connecting. It was our big bonding moment and I can still taste those dark sips of adults' gin and tonics and Whiskey Sours (we kids were allowed to make them for the parents); I can still feel that sense of belonging and import, the smell of other parents' couches, dog hair, turkey and cranberry, the terrible fear of the witch and her minions leaking through even with all this safety. I was bored stiff by football, but this was real magic, as important as ceremonial fire ritual and storytelling in ancient Aboriginal or indigenous cultures.
Of course, we were all scared of the witch. Young and old, the parents remembered then as we do now, being scared as kids by the flying monkeys -- so were were all freaked out, the way a whole tribe in the jungle might listen to the same story of their tribe's creation every full moon around the ceremonial fire, bonded in their fears and hopes, or all shudder from the same howl in the brush. That's why each trip to Oz is as exciting as the first, because everyone watching is 'in the moment' together. We might have no family in common, never have lived in the same place at the same time, but OZ memories bind us as a tribe. That unity is harder and harder to achieve with every new model of iPhone; each kid is liable to get lost in his own private movie the minute the first commercial rolls around. When you can watch OZ over and over on your cell phone, alone, you've lost something. You've inherited the whole world at your fingertips, but just made it small. Not that I don't love having OZ on Blu-ray. Aye, 'tis a devil's bargain which makes distracted hermits of us all.
Viewing the film today, it's more than anything the emotional intensity Judy Garland brings to Dorothy that separates it from today's kid-oriented fantasies. One incredibly intense moment occurs in the witch's castle shortly after Dorothy is abducted by those damned monkeys. The witch uses Toto as leverage to get the slippers, threatening to drown him. When Toto escapes, Dorothy tearfully notes: "He got away! He got away!" Her total devastation is turned into a flicker of hope and love for a dog. As a kid you resonate so strongly with that moment; you feel such trapped helpless despair in her voice, and the thought that at least her dog's escaped is such a beautiful straw to clutch, such a relief even as she prepares to face death. It's amazing that she's never threatened exactly (who knows what was going to happen after that hourglass ran out?) and yet it's twice as terrifying as movies these days that ladle on violence and torture.
A good drug trip is also a spiritual one, a triumph that opens our castle doors to admit new thoughts and feelings. Our escape from the witch's castle is a celebration of smarts, heart and courage. The mantra 'there's no place like home' is what the monks of the OZ ashram teach: deep meditation does the hat trick of taking you to Oz, but not bringing the old you along on the trip; the split between you and you; what part of you stays behind when you pass through the heavenly gates? The ego, of course, and without the ego you're not separate from the chair you sit on, the air you breathe or the people next to you. Unless you have followers to do your own laundry, egolessness is a place to visit not to stay, but of course when returning to Kansas you can bring some of the color back with you to share in art, sermons or say, a gonzo-esque movie blog. Let's not forget that, back in Kansas, though the tornado seems to have distracted the real life witch for the moment, soon she'll be back for that dog -- unless the tornado killed her. It's not really mentioned. As in SHERLOCK JR, the problems of the real are solved while the subject is in the realm of the imaginary/symbolic. Maybe.
THE WIZARD as Ultimate Siginifier
The wizard also fits the Lacanian model of the "Nom/non du pere" - a figurehead who portrays great strength and mystery, the ultimate signifier, i.e. he embodies the "one who knows", who challenges and forbids. He may not actually know anything of value except one essential thing: "when they get what they want, they never want it again" - and thus it is "not how much you love, but how much you are loved by others." He's really referring to himself, because he has no real power yet his lack of, his emptiness is a favor to his children or visitors, for he shows that all patriarchal power is contingent upon our belief in that power. He admits he's a bad wizard, but he's the best in Oz because he realized they needed a figure who would at least provide an ultimate signifier. He works the smoke and mirrors to keep the whole thing afloat - and he plays every part of the charade.
Thus, in being exposed, el Wizardo has no choice but to admit he's a fraud and has no way to help Dorothy or her three companions with their imaginary problems. What he ingeniously does however is carry the Non over into the nom du pere, and thus he 'names' the subjects as having already attained these values. He rewrites their conceptions of their own history, pointing out they earned these gifts through their courage, resourcefulness and bravery in the tasks ascribed, by their doing of them. His role as the ultimate signifier, then, is to carry them over the blank spot in the circle--the objet petit a--and place them safely down on the other side. The tokens of this trial--medal, pocket watch, and diploma--assure the subjects the tasks were completed and "they are that" and they have in these items the entrance tokens into the subway of the social order.
This is why the keepsake from an absent lover, a diploma, the graduation ceremony, the wedding photo album, are important for continuing the illusion that "shit happened." Alas, in the days of email all this is more virtual and thus robbed of its mythic personal power, leaving you weak and with baggy eyes from looking too long ascreen. For lovers, the pressed flower, sent in a letter dabbed with tears and perfume, a half a heart gold chain, a yearbook photo with a sexy signature on the back, all give way to torrid 300 page emails and endless pictures but nothing tangible...nothing will remain once the electricity goes out and the bombs start falling.
Failing that, Dorothy would maybe later buy some acid while enrolled at Kansas City University and when she'd see that it's red and sparkly--"ruby" acid--she'd know the score. Open up the Emerald City, baby. Dorothy's coming back with dilated pupils. But Oz can be accessed only with total devotion to the inner Angora-wearing Glenda the Good Witch. One must become pure love, a vessel stripped bare of all traces of ego and judgment. In other words, to see God you have but to blind yourself with the sun or leap from a cliff, or have perfect faith, like Bella in NEW MOON!
When I was in college I wrote two Oz related stories: one was about an old homeless schizophrenic Dorothy hallucinating scarecrows--her ruby slippers in a shoe box at the bottom of her trash-filled shopping cart--slowly bleeding to death after being robbed and beaten by a gang of flying monkey hooligans; she lies dying in the gutter, saying there's no place like home and seeing the Emerald City open up before her... for keeps.
The other had the younger Dorothy stopping along the yellow brick road for every needy creature that asked for change (literally), until she had an army, a million strong, marching towards the Emerald City like a flood of refugees. Naturally the wizard won't let them in, so they riot, the golden walls of Oz are graffiti-strewn and rock-damaged. They then retreat out into the poppy fields and form a shanty town. Addiction runs rampant and soon the poppies are all picked and the fields are barren and they're all shivering with opiate withdrawal. Dorothy's mob of needy anthropomorphic beings must steal everything in Oz not nailed down and hock it for the good fairy dust the witch sells out back of the orchard, because the crops the scarecrows left behind when following Dorothy have all been eaten up by crows. Dorothy gets disillusioned and hides out down in Munchkinland, crying in the ruins of her fallen house, searching the cupboards for one more angry fix...
That's Dorothy, smart to the end. All sensible prophets always escape--usually into death, thorazine and a strait-jacket, or (what happened to me) a bad week-long fever that leaves their purity of purpose in ruins --before their followers get too needy and devour them whole; her straw man will come down off his dusted cross eventually, back into her black and white dorm room bed, with a thud, all apologetic and hungover, but until then he's Technicolor dreamcoat king of the forrrressst! and only his fried retinas and arthritic wrists are left behind as he heads off to fight in World War Wii, the mast to wave... courage.