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Thursday, August 03, 2017

Laurentiis of Drug-rabia: DUNE (Great Acid Cinema #43)



Caught the last half of DUNE on Showtime after a groovy nap and it was good enough I had to watch the first part "on demand." I hadn't seen it since freshmen year of college when it was on the Student Union marquee, back when if you wanted to see a movie and were living in the dorm, you had to go to the auditorium in HB Crause Hall and pay $2, and it was on the big screen and projected from a 16mm or 35mm print and blah blah man we were so much cooler then. I had just gotten high on hash before going in, back when hash was hard to find as a freshman and blah blah, and man, I really loved it, really vibed with old DUNE. Couldn't figure out why it had drawn so much critical flak back in its troubled history and initial theatrical run. Maybe in order to love its self-important complexly-incoherent trippiness you had to be a trippy self-important innocent yourself. Either way, it blew my mind --not that I was secure enough to admit it (in 1985, as in now, it's not 'cool' to love DUNE). 

But this second time, 32 years older, no longer afraid of what cool older kids might think of me for liking DUNE, and not fully awake from that nap even now, I'm man enough to confess that watching a strapping young Kyle McLachlan, in a form-fitting, dusty and dusky ribbed dark black suit, riding atop a giant sand worm (a real one, not CGI) as the thunder cracks, the sand churns, hearing--like it's been buried under their surface of Arrakis all this time-- an electric guitar from composing band Toto crackling through the hitherto uncharacteristically guitar-less orchestration like the blazing ray of sun of a Pacific NW springtime- well it blew my half-asleep cool adult mind. 

Directed by David Lynch  + produced by Dino de Laurentiis = a match made in heaven, not just for BLUE VELVET. Snooty critics and Herbert purists wouldn't believe that at the time, though. Today, decades of cheap CGI have made--in hindsight--even the most unconvincing miniature work of the 60s-80s seem endearing and wondrous. Yeah, I may be half-asleep even now - (the dreamer must awaken...but later) but that's the best state to approach surrealism in. Movies that suck to a straight/awake mind sometimes make beautiful poetic sense to the one who is nodding off in his movie chair. See a film by Jess Franco or Jean Rollin a few times and you will agree - in the right hands, an unbearable snoozer of amateurish banality becomes a wonderful dream once its sludgy non-pacing has lulled you unconscious. See a David Lynch movie in the theater and even the projector light above your head, or the stickiness of the floor, becomes as weirdly surreal as what's onscreen. It's not about figuring out what the film "means" it's about letting go of meaning entirely, so that the immediacy of the entire experience manifests and reality as you know it widens in a spasm, the way an acupuncture needle in the right place can cause a tight muscle to spring loose and cause your epidermal cells to ripple on the opposite pole of your meridian.

Consider the weirdness of DUNE: we open on a bald sister psychic asked by the "emperor" to psychically eavesdrop on the thoughts of a 'navigator' (a Metaluna-headed giant slug swimming in a big brown fish tank) escorted by a flock of austere leprous monks with cracked-egg brains--who file into a wildly psychedelic golden throne room carrying a Grand Central concourse entrance-cum- 30s diner train car betwixt them--then the windows open and the navigator swims out of the murk up against the glass to address the emperor via a translator device that looks like a 20s radio microphone (see top image).


Knowing nothing about the books to prepare you, to be thrown into this scenario from the first scene is a sink or swim moment that causes most viewers to fall right to the bottom and never be seen again. But if you can imagine being, say, Bill Burroughs, high on heroin and hashish, hiding out from 'the Man' in a crumbling Art Deco theater in mid-town Manhattan, watching a 40s Warner Brothers costume drama, i.e. the kind with Bette Davis as Elizabeth I receiving ambassadors of the evil Spanish Inquisition, then suddenly DUNE becomes its own kind of awesome. You can practically hear old Bill's voice imagining the ambassadors as uptight narco squad slugs; suddenly this old familiar very straight-edge costume drama becomes more alien than an old stack of Weird Tales pulps. In its total otherness, DUNE might even be a film actually made on another planet, one where the burnished dusky Art Deco Grand Central concourse oyster bar Illuminati 1939 Worlds' Fair Dali fever dream decor never went out of style, just matured along a separate tributary from the sci-fi we know. Even (or especially) if from certain angles you can see all the gold fixtures (right down to the gleaming highlights) are painted backdrop, slowly peeling in spots under the glare of the kliegs, this shit's truly psychedelic. Lynch + Laurentiis = batshit crazy

The guitar of Toto made me think of another pic produced by Dino de that rocked a most bodacious rock score, FLASH GORDON (1980). One of the most brazenly cockediddly-dude insanely unforgettable rock and roll soundtracks in history, by the Queen, enables a similar mythic arc to DUNE's. There too, an off-world 'deliverer' come to a strange planet to unite and free the oppressed people from an evil galactic emperor. Though it didn't have a rock score, Dino's 1982 CONAN did have an almost Erich Korngoldenly pervasive and bombastic De Falla's La Bruja interpretation. And instead of an evil dictator and a deposed rightful ruler/messiah, it had a fisher king permutation asking for help from a thuggish mercenary against a kind of combination Charlie Manson / pied piper snake god. Dino de Laurentiis did ORCA too, which had a swooping vocalizing Ennio score that gave the whole thing a swooning sense of epic tragedy, letting us know in advance that the monster, the shark, was going to be Richard Harris, not the whale. Dino! I feel your guiding hand, it's holding an electric guitar!

Now in 2017, aired on Showtime in tandem with Lynch's TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, the true psychedelic yield of DUNE comes forth, like a giant newt with the cranium of a Metalunan mutant and googly eyes of a giant monster squid. Acting as a kind of intergalactic MTA, folding space through their swimming in gaseous clouds of the psychedelic spice, they blow from their icky Burroughsian orifices big plasma balls at images of planets and in doing so dissolve the space betwixt them, a kind of butterfly wing / tsunami / Dustin Hoffman folding a blanket thing. And they expect to have their fog of spice fresh and churning for their troubles. The film doesn't get much help trying to decipher all that, even with Virginia Madsen's coyly apologetic voiceover. You do get some weird-ass sights, giant worms, morgue extras who can't keep their toe-tags still and a five year-old Alicia Witt dancing with a curved knife like a pint-sized Kali.


PSYCHEDELICS = SPACE TRAVEL

DUNE offers a universe free of trite morality - so a 'concubine' or 'consort' can still be a nun, and choose her children's gender through sheer will, and they're not bastards but heirs to the throne. And trying big doses of spice while on Arrakis leads you to bond with far-off elements of the planet and prolong life -- not feel paranoid your mom will find out at dinner and send you to rehab, or that the cops will pull you over. In short, it's an actual 'sane' future, the sort envisioned in 60s psychedelic mysticism and via practices like remote viewing. The internal voiceover aspect (we hear people's thoughts) doesn't bother me because for 1) theres so much telepathy going on and 2) Shakespeare adaptations by Olivier and Welles, both do it. And 3) The use of sound waves and voice as a weapon serves to rearrange how we think of language in speaking. People do not blather in DUNE. Spoken words carry heavy import, so inner monologues become a whole second tier.


And even stronger than 'the spice' there's a liquid made from the bile of the worms of Arrakis, "the water of life" equivalent to, in a sense, eating the worm at the bottom of the mezcal bottle-- times a million--all the preparations and anticipation of danger making a fine parallel with smoking, say, DMT or 50x Salvia Divinorum. Unlike our civilization's own dismissive attitude towards drugs and psychic powers, in DUNE they are a long-recognized part of reality; drugs are not treated with disrespect and fear, and psychonauts are valued for their shamanic contribution to the good of their houses. Is this part of the reason the film was so initially panned in the US, its year of release being during a peak of "just say no" ant-drug hysteria? What about, too, how it shows women in positions of power, as good fighters who need not be babied and protected from the world but who can control minds with their mastery of the "weirding way"?

It's all too common, alas, to find irrational critical vitriol heaped on any film that offers a positive view of drugs and strong women. The knee-jerk reaction towards any film that condones psychedelics and matriarchies is that it must be panned, banned and put in its 'proper' ash can. STAR MAIDENS and ALL THAT GLITTERS are not even on DVD! The latter hasn't even been on tape or shown... anywhere! Free the matriarchal structured sci-fi from uptight fanboy damnation! 

Luckily DUNE, being a 'David Lynch Film,' endures. So though we have a straight white male hero Christ figure, his mother, Lady Jessica (Francesca Annis - left) is a badass who's taught her son the bulk of his fighting and telepathic skills. He can kill with a single cutting word, how matriarchal is that?! As a super-human genius of the Bene Jesserit sisterhood, his mom is a figure unique in western literature and film. Only Jet Li's mother in the FONG SAI YUK compares in cool capability. And just having an array of holy sisters in positions of power and authority (a fully matriarchal lineage within the DUNE universe, covering both sides of the clash - there's a reverend mother within even the Fremen) makes the film worth seeing. One of Lynch's great strengths is his comfort around a large cast of female characters whose roles transcend gender norms while still retaining their sex appeal. 

PSYCHONAUTS OF THE GOLDEN CRESCENT

Time has been kind to DUNE politically as well. In 1984 all it reminded us of was LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, but today--after 9/11--it seems most prescient. The character's weird names all carry a Muslim root and the word 'jihad' is even used. We should remember that Lawrence of Arabia was working for the British, and was plenty mad when they betrayed all his promises to the Saudis, but could do nothing about it. He came home and sulked. Osama bin Laden on the other hand, went all the way, like Kurtz; a rich son of a wealthy Saudi Arabian family, he chose to live deep in caves with desert nomads and fight the First World super powers (first Russia, then 'us') through sabotage and terrorism, very much like a certain Paul Atreiades. Not that this itself redeems either Osama or DUNE - but it shows the way creative vision always comes from somewhere, be it the Akashic records or the Golden Crescent opium trade. A nicely paranoid post (by 'OsamabinladenreadDune) in the Fortean Times notes the worms resemble the jets used to ram the towers and the year of the big change in the story is 10191, i.e. 09/11. Whoa, bro.

Silver Strain - The Jihad of Muad'Dib

I don't think DUNE inspired actual terrorism, but at least one fish of my Pisces brain believes in the Akashic records, which Frank Herbert surely accessed. So while Lynch's film may not be perfect, it is 'connected' to a divine source - and if you doubt it. Read the book, or go to the alternate realms of consciousness yourself, and thou shalt know.

LYNCH's ICK FACTOR

Alas, to my mind the main issue with DUNE today isn't the condensed fragmentary confusion of the narrative (that explains itself after the third viewing) nor the STRANGE INTERLUDE-ish inner monologues, but the ick factor with the lengthy torture and sadism and gluttonous evil laughing scenes with Baron Harkonen "the floating fat man" - and his family and toadies in their ugly world - the towers of which resemble skyscrapers done up in pre-code two-strip color Warner Bros. horror film pinks and jades, and light from within a giant front porch bug zapper.  I loathe their kinky blue-black outfits, and am not tickled by with the fat ugly brother (son?) and evil overacting bloated father, and wild-eyed Sting, like a Malcolm McDowell Caligula, stepping out of the steam bath in nothing but his metal jock strap, letting his relatives float around him in a delirious incestuous homosexual spice-fueled mad lust, a lust finally sated only by pulling out the nipple plugs on some little red haired boy. Lynch tends to have these dark disturbing scenes, which Todd McGowan would call the fantasmatic underside to the mundane collective real, but there is no mundane 'real' in DUNE, so it's just too much overacting and pussy buboes. And too much garish red hair. It's clear these Harkonens are supposed to be the hated Irish. 

The Italian fascination with red hair goes back to the giallos of the 70s, of course, and here it seems to reach a kind of incestual-ancestral zenith from which it can never return, especially after the grotesque scene with a distressed mouse sewed to the back of a cat, or something (I fast forward past it and don't look - being traumatized by it back at the HB Crouse Hall), nor do I like seen people eating strips of meat cut from a trussed up dead cow, or cleaning out the open sores and leprous acne from Harkonen's drug-ravaged pan, all for no other real purpose except to provoke disgust and loathing, for reels on end. We can connect these stretches to the house where Frank has stashed the son and husband of Dorothy Vallens in BLUE VELVET, or One-Eyed Jacks in TWIN PEAKS or some other den of hyper-intense debauchery (the red stains on the mouths of one people in league with the Harkonens reminds one of--naturally--gluttonous winos). Lynch's absurdist relish for the grotesque horrors of the fantasmatic tend to get bogged down in the depths of bad, sludgy fake laughing and wile lighting, but here it's even worse, as Baron eats his beautiful boys, or drinks them, and then gloats and laughs in a point of rich hysteria, thus lumping homosexuality in as just another disgust-generating depravity.

That said, one must admire the insane commitment of Kenneth McMillan as the evil baron (though I won't show a pic of him here, as he's too gross) who plays his scenes as if he's been peaking on a massive dose of cocaine for ten years straight. Floating around like the kid full of blueberries in CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, he and his party milking and crushing and otherwise destroying an array of (actual or puppet) living creatures in an orgy of odious gluttony, his only real competition in unadulterated odium is perhaps Albert Cole in THE INCREDIBLE TWO-HEADED TRANSPLANT. I'll always support evil laughing fits and a chance for Sting to make with his crazy eyes but even in the 80s, sooner or later even the sickest freak watching this shit goes "Okay, David, we get it - these red-headed creepy Harkonen are the bad guys. Can we move on to the pretty people now?" On the big screen, a little repulsiveness goes a long way, and one almost senses Lynch expressing his frustration at Dino's meddling by upping the quotient. If he can't inspire us and move our souls to alternate realities, he can at least leave a slightly traumatic and grotesque imprint.


But this can be solved, this Harkonen vileness circumvented as if through magic:
Scroll! Scroll through past the unpleasantries. 
Their bit of the plot is followed easy enough this way -
 and to scroll past the horrors is to know true peace.
Have you On-Demand or the DVD?
Scroll through, Moad Dib, 
Scroll the Harkonens into Oblivion!

I scroll until Paul and his mother are being taken out to the desert to die by two of the Harkonen's men, that's when it becomes awesome; watching Paul's mother seduce one of the guards into cutting her bonds and stabbing the pilot via her use of a deep throaty voice (the 'weirding way') makes all the forwarding worthwhile.

WOMEN and FREMEN

Everett McGill always seemed kind of useless as the sad sack forlorn lover of Peggy Lipton in TWIN PEAKS, but here in DUNE with his deep voice and solemn-but-not-dour manner, he brings great mythic depth to the ornate and no-frills mythic dialogue of Silgur, leader of the Fremen. Most people couldn't get across stilted, strange lines like "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Gawd has never seen!" But McGill makes them work flawlessly. The ever-wooden Sean Young-as Paul's Freman lover-- smolders too, with lines like "Tell me of your homeworld, Usul." It's as if she's learned nothing in all her other post-BLADE RUNNER roles about the craft of acting. But like it did in BLADERUNNER, once her hair is down it stays down; undoing her tight hair makes her come alive with a breathy carnal intimacy that sucks the viewer right up against her. Young delivers confessions of love and experesses concern over Paul's taking the water of life (No man has ever survived it, only women, which in itself is badass. Sorry boys, this shit will kill you.)  And here in the misty dust of the Fremen's underground universe, Francesca Anna's dark eye make-up, hair all loose and half tucked into her tunic, is gorgeous and haunting.


Sean Young's luminous presence, and the cool desert suits, bring the art direction in the Fremen scenes to a dusky earthen hue from which deep blue eyes blaze most becomingly; for the next barrage - and some of the dosed montages seem to be forced to repeat imagery, the idea of the sister being born prematurely while Paul's mom is taking the 'water of life' and tripping her brains out, and thus sister becoming a wild telepathic super killer, is divine. And getting high on all this spice has made Kyle McLachlan so much hotter. Maybe the light is just more flattering on this world, but as he grows, as the 'the sleeper awakens' - the baby fat of earlier scenes is gone, replaced by angular leaner jawline. A star is hatching from its egg right before us. He really is the Ashach Backhalcharacn, or whateverthefach.

In other words, dear friends, check it out on demand and see if it's better the second time. If you've never seen it, I'd say go right to the second time and never worry about following the plot. If you can't manage that, well, just relish in the fact that--simply put--there's no jokes or smiles or anachronistic winks at the audience in DUNE, yet it's never sanctimonious or plodding. You can't argue with a messiah who sends his five year-old sister alone into the imperial spaceship on a mission to slice up an evil baron. These things go a long way. So long in fact, you may not appreciate them for 33 years. But now Alicia Witt is older and hot. Kyle is an institutio, and the worm turns through the guts of time's beggar king, conquering all, even endless shots of stunt men being blown up as they run along the sand at night, over and over, and over.

THE WILD (Analog) WORLDS OF DINO DE
from top: Flash, Dune (x2), Conan (x2) Flash Gordon, Barbarella (x5), Diabolik

And it's real crime is that in all this while, we've never seen another film where to celebrate victory a child dances in slow motion waving a curved blood-soaked dagger as exultant electric guitar chords twanging her victory. Lynch may not know how to play well with others, and may have let himself be too casually destroyed by lack of final cut, but after all- if not for Dino and DUNE there'd be no BLUE VELVET]. And without that, would there even be a TWIN PEAKS? Without Dino, would there be such a rich CONAN, such Masonic high-weirdness in FLASH?


The great Sean Kelly shared a bit of observation with me about Dino de Laurentiis, noting he spends so lavishly on sets and costumes he runs out of money half-way through production, so what starts out as grand and mind-boggling beauty on lavish sets ends up as unconvincing miniatures and third rate effects, wires showing, mismatched backgrounds, etc. You can see it, for example, in the way everyone drips sweat under all those furs in what's supposed to be the arctic at the climax of ORCA, or the way closer looks at the emperor's golden throne room reveal so much of the ornate gold finishing are actually 2 dimensional clapboard paintings that start to peel and buckle halfway through the scene.

That might have seemed like a problem at the time, but in the age of CGI, the acoustic tactile effect of real shit in real time forgives a whole mess of problems. We can always sigh and moan and wonder 'what if' Jodorowsky's version was made, but hey- his films aren't perfect either. His work is like a sledgehammer to reality-- he reaches in and pulls the guts out of the screaming virgin of the real, yet even as he boggles the mind, he can cause eye rolls with his sense of the puerile and shock-for-shock's sake. This Lynch-Laurentiis-Herbert version might not be perfect, but it rocks. It might be incoherent at times, but it's beautiful. In its unique look and courageous bizarro conviction, it stands alone in a sea of shiite; its only neighbors on its giant hill crest, CONAN, FLASH, and maybe BARBARELLA. 

What do they have in common? Dino de Laurentiis, whose gorgeous slightly megalomaniacal bliss comes from the ability to act like the entire bloody history of oppression, of Catholicism and the War on Drugs, never happened. Ruling in a world free of burdensome petty 'proper' morality, he offers something fantasy cinema can find nowhere else: real resonant full-bodied Old Testament Nietzschean moxy. In Laurentiis land, women do their own killing and are fine with it; drugs can exert their effect on consciousness right out in public; the worm is eaten; the tiles glisten with serpentine splendor; and the electric guitars break through the clouds, illuminating at --long last--something

Whatever it is, however much it cost, however cheap it looks, doesn't matter. It is the Ketlalblachmannicanch! 

Friday, November 25, 2016

The Primal Scenesters: TWIN PEAKS

(NOTE: CONTAINS SEASON 1, 2 SPOILERS)

Thanksgiving has come and gone, other holidays are beginning to roll around; everyone with parents and grandparents to visit begin the backwards slide into composites of past versions of themselves, to not alarm their elders who remember them a certain way and the one chance for differing political views to find themselves handcuffed to tradition and turkey like a seasonal DEFIANT ONES. Self-righteous drunk sophomore English majors try to show racist uncles BLACK MIRROR, season two episode 3 ("The Waldo Moment") and uncles snidely flip to football cuz they claim they can't understand British accents.

After enough booze is drunk, and it's late, things get better, as if sensing a lull in the hostility, wives and aunts start nagging to go home or yelling down the stairs that it's time to go to bed just when you and your racist uncle or communist nephew are just starting to feel the buzz of familial love you've been drinking towards all night.

Hang all those reproachful female glowers,! Clink your ice and toast each other's burning health.

TWIN PEAKS has found an even better route to this union of opposites: the common bond of mystical forestry. Take only footprint casts and leave only pictures, polaroids hidden barely under autumn leaves right there on the forest floor... don't tell me of what the pictures are of, though, let Cooper look on my behalf, for his eyes are trained for horror, and peruses the back issues of Flesh World with the dispassionate eyes of a doctor.


On this we can agree: money buys booze which buys at least numbness, and before the morrow's dry mouthed pain, fluid ecstasy. And it's in the valley between those two states of mind that TWIN PEAKS does its misty mountain creeping. Especially once one folds in FIRE WALK WITH ME, because-- for all your family's flaws--unless they've sexually abused or otherwise warped you, they're good parents. If you're formed into an adult with a somewhat concrete sense of reality vs. fantasy then they did a decent job and deserve a break. If not, what right did they have spreading their Usher-esque inherited madness onwards into the future like a plague?

Of course there's no way for YOU to know if you are a single cohesive whole with a grasp on collective reality --you're too close to yourself. Only when you meditate, or trip really hard or get a massive fever, may you see just how easily your perception of self and reality can shrink to nothing but a pinpoint, or widen to the universal with each breath. And, alas, back again.

When you come back to normal from the madness of that serious acid trip, or your fever breaks, or your meds are adjusted, then you feel like a rebooted hard drive, and what programs open and how the drive structures itself --its basic startup OS--that's the parental gift. If you come back into a feeling of well-adjusted parameters of self, a good moderate balance between emotional extremes, then you owe your parents or caregivers big time because from age 1-5 they paid attention and partitioned your hard drive right, made you feel adored and then forced you kicking and screaming if needed, to go to kindergarten and to endure what seems like dozens of painful booster shots, then let the doctor give you a lollipop.

Like LSD or pneumonia, Twin Peaks bumps the neurochemistry of a 'normal' Pacific Northwestern small town so that the usually subconscious demons and darkness can come bobbing up to the surface like a ship's hull in stormy seas. Incest--that of Laura Palmer by her possessed father Leland--structures the core of the warping reality of Twin Peaks, the way that of Jack and Danny or/and presumably Jack and his father (not necessarily in physical reality) structures The Shining. 


Is that lil Jack in the costume, and his dad?
My theories here expand on those of Roger Ager in his Shining analysis, a genuinely disturbing interpretation in the vein of ROOM 237 but far darker and more inescapable, a kind of mad mixture of Oedipal detective deconstruction and blood-chilling fate-amplifier feedback. As with the best theorists (as opposed to the dry 'respectable' ones), Ager doesn't give a shit if he sounds like a crackpot--it's not like we can do anything to help Danny, or Laura for that matter --they're fictional characters. He knows this. He never succumbs to 'think of the children!' hysteria.

Instead he just warps back around with perfect logic until creepy paranoia sets itself up in the reader organically. Ager's theory is all the ghost stuff is cover memories and excuses for this most odious of abuses, covered by Shelly Duvall's denial. While I agree to a point, he begins to lose me when insisting these ghosts can't be both real and figments of a warped cover memory. Basic physics proves adequately to even the laymen that the perception of matter as solid is a hallucination, as is the perception that we are not on a giant rotating orb whizzing inexorably through space and time.

Perhaps--as in the 'stone tape theory--trauma releases an energy beyond our three dimensions that then leaves a permanent imprint; like some stray outlines of images from a deleted movie on a hard drive, outlines that show up superimposed on parts of the next film to be downloaded, just waiting for the right (disturbed) laser beam to come along and decode them into a solid form and 'see' that form into a kind of sub-existence.

UNTIMELY RIPPED:

The disturbing implication of course is that we're all somebody's bad dream cover memory. Be the part of the dream that helps the dreamer, that's the Cooper/Buddhist way, joyful participation in the sorrow of the sexy 50s universe pleasant dream that oscillates regularly into nightmare and back again. THE SHINING, on the other hand, is almost swallowed whole by that dream's devouring demon maw. There's no Cooper there, no cops (aside from emergency radio monitors who are powerless to intervene once the radio is smashed), nothing to help keep the one source of sane goodness--Shelly Duvall--from total breakdown. There's no sexual desire anywhere in the film, no connection whatever between husband and wife --the only expressions of love are between mother and son, and father and son in a weird terrifyingly 'off' way (the only way Danny can even voice his concern is by asking "Dad, do you feel bad?" The only desire in the film is for alcohol, and other venues of escape (including murder), things which--relatively speaking--help the dreamer either wake from the dream or else go deeper --into total unconsciousness / the past (where Jack apparently finds peace).

The common conspiracy theories about the reptilian sexual predator Illuminati CIA Monarch 7 programmers in our midst (see: Make up your Mind Control) tend towards young women, but other branches of the theory say members use their own children in sacrificial ceremonies and sex magick rites, not necessarily just for some kind of perverse pedophile enjoyment, but to intentionally create split personalities they can then use to their own ends (as assassin amnesiacs, etc.) and to create a massive amount of negative energy which sixth generational reptilian overlords love to drink, and/or use to enter our plane.

Consider the implication in a lot of these stories (THE INNOCENTS and THE HAUNTING in particular) that deep cover memory repression of dark events provides the current that activates the dark ghost 'residual energy' captured in the walls, so that traumatic moments in the past keep repeating. That energy stays there, up for grabs to anyone with the right wireless router to tap into. And who has that router? Free-floating demonic spirits--formless and powerless usually, like inactive ions or dried-up flies in the corners and basement doorways--the trauma recorded in the stone provides the energy jolt back into corporeal existence (on some higher or lower frequency from the spectrum of most human's perception). Be the energy coming from the trauma of past dark crimes or--in the case of poltergeists--boys or girls hitting puberty.  The huge amount of psychic disturbance shocks the inert magnetic anomaly some choose to call Satan into our dimensional spectrum.

In other words, incest or similarly abominable crimes are like a wave generator that gets the boat of consciousness bobbing, allowing the usually unseen barnacles on the lower hull to rise above sea level. Thus the unseen barnacles whisper to sleeping seamen above them through the wood, bidding them to obscenely vile doings.

This is why we need our dad to protect us from demons, why we long to sleep in our parents' bed. Monsters are afraid to come bother us there, this is a fact in our minds - UNLESS the incest is real and the parents are the monsters --then the child has no one to run to. That's so horribly unfair and cruel it's too horrible even for horror films (except in the abstract, as past events) and may explain the bad vibes and press accorded Fire Walk With Me. Nearly every living human agrees pedophiles are monsters and we have no wish to see their despicable acts. Is the refusal to film or see these things what makes us human? We know such things exist - as we hear about their 'rings' being busted up - but most of us, I trust, wouldn't have the first notion how to find them or slightest urge to want to. If I didn't believe that, how would I be able to look my fellow humans in the eye on a day-to-day basis? They exist, these people, but out of sight.

And the craziest part, is that the incest doesn't even need to be 'real' to have this dehumanizing effect. The primal scene witnessed at the right age and blocked from consciousness, existing only as a dark projected reflection in the water of the child's subconscious, creates a weird pre-school jolt of anal phase sexuality creates the nucleus hollow jouissance core around which will be spun the tennis ball threads of healthy adult sexuality. Covered up as it is with lime green felt, the hollow core is still there, giving the ball its bounce, even if usually it's never even seen.

With 'real' pedophiles (who were usually, almost always, molested themselves as children), the outer felt never forms. the threads hang loose, and there is no core, or core is all there is.

The cocoon of reason brings death's head moths.

And surrealism, of course. The primal scene and repressed infantile sexuality are the interior decorators of the subconscious. And if the filmmaker is a good surrealist--like Bunuel or Lynch--they decorate the mise-en-scene with seemingly incongruous details that point to truths too deep and subconscious to approach directly. As with dreams they are the mirror to the Medusa; gazing directly at the primal horror of our own primal birth, the gaudy horrors of the human reproductive life cycle, will drive even anyone mad. The whole process, from erection to umbilical snip, is like some bloody, gooey scene from ALIEN until--ideally--that tennis ball felt forms around it, a felt of birth announcement postcards, cure hand-knitted booties, and wedding veils. The flesh wraps like a forgiving curtain over an autopsy.

It is happening... again
The lurid-hollow core underneath the felt is supposed to be in the subconscious, a bad dream, interpreted as in the sidpa bardo by entwined lovers as fires in the cold empty darkness. If you get too close and you get stuck on the flypaper womb and are reborn into the world of time and space and sorrow and joy. As a child you are far closer to your previous life than adulthood. Unable to process where you are, or resist the giant hands constantly picking you up and putting you down, you are trapped in a narrow window of time, the past curtained off, the future totally out of your hands --all you can do is either cry or suckle; soon that is all you know--life and death polarities as simple as the nipple (rubber or human) vs. the yawning abyss of powerlessness and sleep void of dreaming as there's nothing yet to repress or remember.

This is only part of why the first glimmers of sexual desire in young children tend to be focused onto their parents, who--as most do--merely accept these fleeting crushes as passing stages, using them to perhaps encourage them to clean their room, but they must never reciprocate or indulge or even encourage such a crush. Otherwise the young, developing brain warps like a plant growing in on itself or a feedback squall. Dissonant and destructive reality itself becomes like a dream, a time and space-melt occurs, the usually progressive phases jam up on each other like a bunch of kids piling up like a highway pile-up halfway down a twisty water slide. Multiple selves spring up to accommodate; the singular slide becomes a hydra, each head branches away in opposite polarities (one self is a wanton harlot, the other a virgin, etc.)

Usually a kind of yin-yang dividing line between the adult conscious mind (structuring 3-D space/time reality and correct decoding of social signifiers), and the unconscious mind (dreams, fantasies, hallucinations, mythic correlation; the ability to become immersed in a book or movie narrative) becomes a complicated post-war map where boundaries are susceptible to constant invasion far beyond our usual 'waking up into or out of a dream' while either falling asleep at your desk in class, or having a lucid flash in a bad dream and trying to wake up out of it in the dead of night by clicking your ruby slippers together like Dorothy trapped in reform school after drowning Mrs. Gulch (yet there she still is, every night, in the mirror- the mouthful of toothpaste water spat at her does but melt her for a moment)

Consider the WIZARD in this context: if Dorothy was molested, say by her aunt and uncle while growing up, then the wicked witch would be unstoppable. The Wizard would have Dorothy's face beaming back at her instead of his own; and all the scarecrows and lions would be left to their own devices while she hid forever in the poppy fields, and later killed the tin man, emptied out his armor and hid inside it when the Emerald City PD rolled through.

The first thing she'd do when back in Kansas is become a tornado chaser, then later when that didn't work, move to Kansas City to become an opium addict prostitute who--when she looks in the mirror--sees the dead wicked witch of the east looking back. Gotcha, you wicked old witch, the witch says to her, my little pretty - now it's hydrophobic Dorothy running from the sweet young witch and her rubby slipper fetish.

It's fate, baby. If you can't even look in your own backyard without a tinge of terror and shame, then you'll be very distressed to know there's no place like home because even at home you are still, as they say, no place.

Thats why Lynch is such a genius and why we can see through the bullshit tropes of the other Twin Peaks writers--the ones from season two who turned it into a kind if Cheers set in a Pacific NW police station (i.e. the dopey romance between Andy and Lucy); and why--even if you were a TWIN PEAKS fan in 1991--you too were horrified by the 'cop-out' answer to who killed Laura Palmer in 1992, because it brought in the supernatural in such a way as to almost seem like cheating (the 'it was all a dream' twist that leaves any respecting horror fan feeling disgruntled).

THE HACKS DESCEND

There were other annoying things, all involving the fame of the show itself, for a craze had sprung up in the weeks before the season one ending cliffhanger, and thus the show now had the burden of becoming of a whole summer of expectation and speculation. By the time the Bookhouse boys were raiding One-Eyed Jacks and dealing with Michael Parks rocking the worst French-Canadian accent in the history of  TV, we realized it had become the show our parents were remembering--like if someone wanted to make a movie about Dali's melting clocks, so they cast a normal American family called "the Clockers" living in a tropical environment without AC and having the usual adventures (teacher's nights, PTA snacks gone wrong, starting a small bakery) while slowly melting from the heat.

In other words, what Seattle feared would happen, happened: I know, I was part of it. Moved there with my then-girlfriend after college, summer of 1989, left for good the following spring 1990. TWIN PEAKS was riding up in my rearview as I drove across country like a boomerang. Starbucks too, was in my backdraft (indeed, one can see how thoroughly Twin Peaks influenced Starbuck's then-nascent dark wood / low yellow light chain aesthetic when one realizes that when the show first came out, Starbucks was strictly a few 'stands' set up at various Seattle malls and locations around the Pike Place Fish Market, etc. - in other words, it's success marks it as the first and most enduring sign of how thoroughly the show influenced the dark look of 90s America). Nirvana was still a few months away. There was no time to even change into your rattiest flannel shirt before flannel shirts were fashionable and then you couldn't wear them anymore.

I'll confess, I loved it all. I felt like all the things I loved about the Pacific NW had come back east with me, like some kind of virus care package.

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS came out around the same time as season two -- you could feel the TWIN PEAKS air in its veins--and took the whole moody small town serial killer leaving enigmatic clues thing to a whole other level. Naturally the sudden season 2 appearance of Wyndham Earle seemed a rather hamfisted move to keep up with the Lecter craze (the super genius serial killer leaving strange clues thing). Dumb shit like the one-eyed crazy wife Nadine thinking she's back in high school and exhibiting superhuman strength after an amnesia conk; the dewy, pleading, over-acted puppy-eyed David Schwimmer-esque agoraphobe with the special diary; James--the bland leather jacketed, dumb-as-a-post pretty boy with the dyed-black hair--embroiled in a femme fatale's rich husband killing scheme like goddamned John Garfield after riding his bike away to mourn yet another murder of his girlfriend; the love affair and pregnancy between the dangerously incompetent buffoon cop Andy and the baby-voice nitwit receptionist Lucy at the sheriff's office; Josie Packard's old Hong Kong pimp flying in to raise hell over a perceived double cross (that part was OK, but underdeveloped); Ghostwood Estates, Joan Chen, Peggy Lipton's ex-con husband the poor man's Patrick Swayze glum soap opera mid-age hunk type; idiot James blaming himself for everything that goes wrong... When Lynch isn't at the helm of an episode, the traumatic disruption of the primal scene isn't there, the underlying dread of a real, dark, reality-altering secret isn't there to vivify the symbology, the tennis ball has no bounce; the clocks do not melt.

Instead, dead husbands are now alive for no real reason; the furor surrounding a noted anonymous travel writer / food critic A.M. Wendt (what a chortle to be had over all the painfully trite mistaken identities!) seemed like some middle-aged hack who'd been banging out scripts since the Lucy Show might think is "that Twin Peaks kinda kooky," like "that Barton Fink feeling," the sort they glean from a cheat sheet faxed over by their agent.

As the series petered out there were still spots of brilliance: Lynch's appearance as Cooper's boss at the FBI came with his incomparable homage to the Weenie King in THE PALM BEACH STORY ("you have a nice clear voice like a bell!"); Wyndham Earle evoking the great Brember Willis in two James Whale movies--as the kindly woodland hermit in BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN and crazy cackling Saul Femm in Whale's 1932 OLD DARK HOUSE--in his befriending and torture of still-alive Leo--who eventually (after being sadistically tortured enough by Earle that our need for vengeance is satisfied) becomes sympathetic. The great David Warner himself importing genuine menace, class and surprise as Josie Packard's old pimp, surprising everyone by re-bonding with Dan O'Herlihy, the man he tried to kill,  still alive; after all; David Duchovny as the cross-dressing FBI buddy of Cooper's (their easy by-play exhibiting truly wondrous Hawksian male professionalism)

But there were other less inspired things: Earle's elaborate games with the pretty girls of the show--their naive excitement over a "Miss Twin Peaks" contest (I think they'd had a real-life 'Girls of TWIN PEAKS' group Vanity Fair cover by that point) deadens their collective mystique the way our love for Nick Drake deadens when we hear first hear "Pink Moon" in a car commercial.

When Lynch directs an episode you can tell right off as the surreal touches stack up like an eclipse of uncanny frisson; when other hands take the controls, we just get the 'sequel' - the 2010 to Kubricks' 2001.


I'm not blaming anyone in particular. If anything it's the public that are to be blamed, myself included.  The whole TWIN PEAKS craze had broke out in full over the summer before the second season started-we were TWIN PEAKS obsessed but there were only seven episodes and now we had a long wait for more. Like JR before, we had to know who killed Laura Palmer. All that summer you could feel the pressure they were under to not lose track of whatever they felt had led to the success, even though it was maybe never intended to emphasize those elements.

A long-time practitioner of transcendental meditation, Lynch surely knew the damaging effect that kind of acclaim can have. Lynch has an ego like a polite and gifted child who sings sweetly and musically and keeps quiet when asked because it knows it's not in charge--its part of a soul's democracy with higher and darker forces of yin and yang. But pity the man with no self-distance or humility in a similar circumstance, who lets the acclaim he's receiving puff out his ego so it just never shuts up, shrill and incessant and laughing at its own jokes. A strutting marionette rather than a worthy king, old Ego hears the praise and it just puffs him further out until the unconscious anima voices that won him the acclaim are drowned out and hackwork carpetbaggers move in, the same baggy-suited shills who've been slowly killing suddenly popular TV shows since the 50s.

I know Lynch wasn't the only creative force involved with the show, but Mark Frost never really registers except as an all-around TV series guy--harnessing Lynch's surrealist imagery and use of music to a series-ready narrative chapter structure (normally a weakness with Lynch, who often has to backtrack out of narrative and replacing divots, filling holes and dead ends with Moebius loop tape and dissociative character dissolution). We could feel Lynch's unholy touch when he took control and directed episodes--they're infinitely more intriguing, darker, stranger, than the rest, more resonant with tiny observed detail as opposed to gaudy momentum. In this difference we can learn much, which is why I stress it below... here... now:

What's immediately apparent is the difference between true surrealism (reflecting the primal scene and subconscious' incestuous dread--which again doesn't have to have actually ever happened--to 'exist' on some level in the collective subconscious) and 'bein' quirky' - i.e. surrealism lite, the kind you can show to grandma. Whereas in Kubrick and Lynch (and Bunuel), the incongruous elements point towards dark subconscious desires which are neither there nor not there, in the hack episodes the elements point only to older sitcom and soap plots, arduous contrivances to lead to some slapstick buffoonery (Andy with his foot in an umbrella stand at the snooty wine tasting - Bwa Bwa!). The writers and directors on these episodes are like the dad who crashes his son's game of war and decides he can shoot around corners and and never has to die because he can make bullets become dandelions before they hit him. Half the kids leave as soon as they realize he's not playing by the rules, but the son is trapped and then--so proud of himself--the dad later boasts he's such a good parent for 'entering his son's imaginary world.'

But in trying too hard to be 'different' in that by-then mass-marketed Twin Peaks-style, these lesser episodes only accentuate how bad formulaic weirdness is vs. what's at the deep deep core of true weirdness, which is something no sane parent wants any part of and hence is always present below the levels of actual perception or existence (like radio static).... the primal scene. As inescapable and under the surface, as immediate and foregone an eventuality as sudden cannibalism. We don't lunge at our children and devour them at dinner, and we don't molest them -- it's a no brainer -- on such things society is formed, and the titans like Cronus are banished to the depths of the Earth for doing both and so the sun finally comes out. Whether or not the Illuminati demand corruption of the innocent for their magicks or if it's just the collective subconscious burbling up through the cracks of regressive post-suggestion hypnosis I for one cannot say, but I can say, this being the age of "After Freud," that it doesn't necessarily matter. If the primal scene / repressed libidinal picture of Satan worshipping child molester gathering in robes with candles to commit ritual violation didn't exist it would by very virtue of its taboo status be dreamt about anyway and seen by paranoid schizophrenics and visionaries as all too-real.

The next time you look in a mirror and wince or see yourself in your parents features, remember that they too see themselves in you and that's not always a blast for them, either. Bad parents never instill that revulsion because they never create the right conditions for it. They spoil you rotten one week and ignore you the next, so that you live and die by their smile even after you're old enough to move out. Remember how you screamed and cried when mom first dropped you off at school, feeling as if she stuck the knife in and twisted, sending you off to your death instead of kindergarten? You'd have been so happy if mom relented, if she heeded your cries and took you home.

But if she did, where would you be now?

You'd be happy for a few more hours but then fucked forever. More often than not, thank heavens, mom knows this and her innate maternal instinct is tempered by the juicy thought of being free from your neediness for a few golden hours. Just as we must stop sleeping in our parent's bed, and we must go out and play with other children, mom must shoo us from the room. If not done soon enough, Norman Bates is the result.

 So what happens if, instead of Norman Bates, we have the Laura Palmer? What if instead of enduring this trauma during the Elektra complex phase of a girl's life, she actually does take the mothers' place in the primal bed? It's an infantile wish the young girl doesn't even understand the implications of, and she shouldn't have to, the frustrations of not being able to supplant her mom fade as the thwarted energy builds to knock her into the next stage of development. If the dad comes to her when she's deep asleep while still in this phase, it might not even register as more than a disturbing dream just way more vivid than most. Even if he's a typical good dad, the dream might still be there, but coded, vivid enough that a hypnotist with an agenda can coax it into reality and maybe it will even be 'remembered' as real if the hypnotist digs deeper than the actual reality and unearths the subconscious instead, like she's trying to excavate the back yard to put in a pool but accidentally cuts into a water pipe or deep reservoir of repressed libidinal sewage. It's a simple mistake but the result destroys the father's life and ruins the backyard forever.

No family is innocent of incest if the subconscious is taken as real. The result if it is is an inversion, the conscious--the social life, school, normal boyfriends, family dinners--are made dream-like, nightmarish. If she's pretty and charming the subject's dreamlike disconnect can enrapture and confuse a whole community. When she dies it's like a triple reverse axle of depth of field --her body is marooned in the river of the real, a decomposing home to crabs and muddy water, and yet her mystique is even more assured. Her profound effect on the community increases to the point of mythic heroism; she lives on now in the collective subconscious like the princess anima for the entire town. She's the madonna of their personal nativity, the siren of their collective ocean, and the demon whore of their private nightmare delirium tremens.

SCHRODINGER'S CAT-SCAN

If we can't remember back to our own childhood conception of sex, the weird miasma of magic and misunderstanding by which we imagined our coming out of our mother but carrying our father's features, we're maybe lucky. I envisioned a soundwave-based process wherein my mothers' "stomach" received a radio signal from my father's brain.

It's perhaps the duty of parents to put up with the child's constant curiosity about these big issues, their being drawn to the sound of the primal scene going on upstairs, the Oedipal 'mom is being hurt; thing.' If we learn the truth too early, let it be from other kids so it comes masked in plausible deniability. I remember being told about by kids who'd seen X-rated magazines in the parents bedrooms, and calling them liars. Hearing it from other kids first we get a grace period for it all to settle in the brain as fiction prior to fact (we're grossed out --that's where we pee from!), so the monstrosity of these acts can slowly fade under the safe buffer of possible fiction. Hearing it from our parents we can't deny it. We're like a middle-aged smoker waiting for the results of his first chest cat-scan. Sure, smoking killed our relatives, but as long as the doctor's cat scan hasn't come, we can bluff our cough and grey pallor in the mirror. While waiting for the X-ray results or the Cat-Scan, we're ashen with genuine fear. This is the Schrodinger's Cat-scan paradox.
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All fans of horror must deal with the feeling Freud doesn't mention, but Lacan does, that the primal scene also carries a current of jealousy and if prolonged over time ("Bob's been coming to me at night since I was seven") the cover memories become part of the maturing identity ("Laura was like two different people"), which could never grow if stunted by the traumatic realization that this bestial act is how in fact we came to be. If it comes too soon upon the heels of our birth, the very same horror that created us now destroys us, like Lot's wife turning around to look at the explosion too close to the blast radius, only instead of becoming a pillar of salt we're merely bereft of any sense of security or safety, with no idea of what is a dream and what is reality because we don't trust the person who should be waking us up when we're screaming. That's why Lynch is such a rare great filmmaker for he can tap into that zone. There's no need to distinguish a dream from reality for Lynch, there is no difference in importance between the two, because meditation and vision have given him the strength to not flinch from the blinding light and scalding sunshine. He can hear colors and see sounds! At the very least, he's found the ultimate 'door in the floor' to his own subconscious mind. Therein be monsters that can come up to grab you (Bob to Leland; Leland to Laura) like a maniac from the backseat suddenly grabbing the wheel while you're going 80 on the highway.


It's in Lynch that this dark incestuous table cloth flip comes to life via surrealist touches--collective cover memories woven together from 50s teenager pop culture-- worlds darker and farther beyond most dime-store freak-show nonsense.

Today you can see the myriad half-assed attempts at being shocking that confuse vivid torture porn and kinky abductions and brutal serial killer artists with that kind of edge --or worse, don't bother to mine the actual Freud below the brutality, but take the surreal touches as their own reality, leaving a diluted sense of prefab emptiness, like expecting an oven to arrive but instead getting a meat thermometer and a pie recipe. Lynch's edge is so deeply etched that the surface can be portrayed as a very tranquil stream with just a tiny eddy in the current, the music from Angelo Badalamenti just as layered -- the pretty emotional sweep atop, the lower ominous bass drone below. Rather than get an oven, Lynch turns the heat up in your house to broil and sticks the thermometer in your ear.

If the incestuous reverse primal scene happens for real it's like a fish riding a dark 'devouring father' pederast Cronus bicycle through the mirror, splintering the budding superego reflection into a thousand persona splinters; the fish may as well be plastic and mounted on the wall, and occasionally turning to face the camera and singing "Take me to the River." We spent thousands on marketing and mass audiences really responded to that song, while showing women subjected to brutal rapes is okay for the church, a female orgasm is demonic. Behind me right now is playing a film on Syfy, a Predator rips the spine out of a dude, but the dude literally can't even say 'shit'!  The most basic and obvious taboos are so far afield they're blind to them - but Lynch isn't. That's the surrealist difference and you can sense it even with your eyes closed, maybe even especially.

HOPE FOR THE FUTURE: Audrey Horne

Audrey used to be favorite crush, but that was 25 years ago. I have changed, gone from her approx. age to old enough to be her father. Seeing the show now, Audrey seems impossibly young and superficially coy; cherry stem knot or no, she's out of her depth at One-Eyed Jacks. Still, we admire her for going, as we admire Cooper's fortitude in rebuffing her sexual advances without disrespecting or humiliating her; he changes an explosive situation into a positive growth experience. We also note with relief the healthy disregard and wary respect her capitalist father, Benjamin Horne, has for her. Rather than see her as a confederate or opposition or burden, Ben is scared of her. He might try to ignore her as much as possible but at her age, isn't that his job? Compared to the incestuous closeness of Leland to Laura, he's a saint. Her freedom from negative paternal influences (Ben and Cooper both) allows for room for Audrey to safely practice the art of feminine manipulation. Working on the manager of Horne's department store (above) to get a job at the perfume counter, the 'gateway to Jacks' comes easy and seems-at first-a walk in the park. But once there, Audrey is subject to a near miss of incest (that would have horrified Ben even more than her, which is why we like him, relative saint that he is.) 

That the situation--part of the season 1 cliffhangers--is resolved, and nothing happens between them (neither discovery, nor incest) is a pointer towards how daddy-daughter relations can have respect and tension without all the physical closeness craved so unrealistically, even frenziedly, by say Natalie Wood in REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE. If a daughter still wants to climb all over her dad's lap by the time she's 17, something is wrong. She should hate him, or think he's square. And he should encourage that freedom from himself. This is the natural order. Ben has his own peccadilloes to worry about - Audrey comes and goes as she pleases. Her mom is a clueless depressive, her brother mentally handicapped --both are seldom onscreen. Audrey may feel unsupervised but with the run of the hotel (and its secret passage system) she's unusually protected and empowered. It's only when stepping outside its walls--into the red velvet womb lining of One-Eyed Jacks--that she becomes endangered. We admire her because her motivations are noble --her desire to help Dale more than just desire to earn his gratitude, but a recognition of his goodness, the sort of goodness that allows her to practice bad girl behavior under a roof of relative benign paternal safety - making her the opposite of Laura, who played at good girl sainthood under the roof of sordid incestuous uncertainty.



Note above the masks echoing the Illuminati masquerade party in Eyes Wide Shut. If you know you're conspiracy theory you know the whole one eye shut signifier is Illuminati code, pointing to the Eye of Horus (as in the top of the dollar bill pyramid - watch it next time you're tripping and see if you can catch it winking --magic's everywhere, bro).


Of all the younger characters, Audrey us the closest to Cooper in her mixture of poetic depth and genuine altruism. With her weird scene ending jukebox dances at the diner she indicates she doesn't need drugs or sleazy drug dealing pimp types to be really high, to keep a foot in the fantasmatic.

Ben Horne makes the universal Illuminati sign, "The Eye of Horus."
Lack and the world laughs at You:
Cocaine and the Fantasmatic

Alternately, Laura Palmer died after she degraded herself with the two nastiest characters in the series--Leo, and the fat, gross drug dealing bartender slob Paul Renault, purveyor of the sick sex and drug parties given in the cabin in the woods. Conspiracy theorist will point out the compulsion towards degradation in Monarch-victims and incest survivors, but one can't forget too the all-consuming jones that comes with regular use of bad drugs like cocaine and heroin. I've seen impossibly gorgeous models go home with sleazy townie-toothed dirt bags for coke. It's quite shocking and upsetting. I'm too cheap, and decent, and high-class, to not be horrified. A noble Cooper/Audrey type, I am! But hey, if you have a lot of cocaine, and bring some to a model party, but leave the rest at home, you can score with girls normally way outside your league. All you have to do is have enough, have far more than you personally use, and be patient enough to nurse their jones into full on addiction and then you cut off the supply--but make it clear (but on the DL) you have plenty but aren't passing it out anymore, and are now leaving to go home-- and see who asks for a ride. You didn't hear it from me. I'd never stoop so low myself. But I've been to those parties sober, and seen the externals of that whole process, and even drunk off my ass, was horrified. 


Lynch wisely makes no attempt to capture the realness of that scene--the sordid externals of the druggie backwoods lifestyle--but rather conveys a mix of what it's like to actually be that super high on 'tactile' drugs like cocaine and ecstasy and what an outsider straight-edge like Lynch-- who by all accounts doesn't do drugs--might imagine with a mix of envy and horror. 

Not doing them or having wild orgies himself (by all accounts), allows Lynch to invest these scenes with his subconscious fantasy, what Todd McGowan (in his book The Impossible David Lynch) calls the fantasmatic level (rather than the tawdry sadness of, say, a cocaine rehab). According to McGowan, Lynch's films occur on two levels at once, the fantasy conscious idealized small town social constructs (picket fences, log trucks, diners, poodle skirts) and the fantasmatic (dark red or blue velvet on the walls, kinky sex, drugs, road houses, slow dancing), each a reflection of the other - made extreme by the other's extreme (the sunnier the upperworld, the murkier the lower). Cooper is a variation of Kyle's Jeffrey in Blue Velvet, an Orpheus descending from the Upper into the Underworld to find lost souls (Palmer's body like the ear in the field), just as Bob ascends from the fantasmatic dimension to the real, i.e. One-Eyed Jacks and the cabin in the nebulous stretch of woods between Canada and the USA on the 49th Parallel, i.e. Canada  ("border towns bring out the worst in people" as Charles Heston says in Touch of Evil).

DESCENT INTO THE FANTASMATIC
The most amazing and least talked of aspect of the show is the way dreams and mystical visions
are never doubted as evidence or valuable clues, not even by Mel Ferrer's FBI coroner
Agents: Cooper goes deep--to the Black Lodge--from his position in the above,
a representative of the US and the FBI, a paladin essentially from heaven;
Bob - goes up, from his position as a representative of the Dancing Dwarf. essentially from Hell
with Bob, for all his fierceness, imprisoned and subject to some lower order dictated even to the Dwarf
ex-gang members: One shot Cyrus; one stabbed Bernardo
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EPITAPH-EDRINE

I mention all this to posit gratitude for parents born, dead, even indifferent, because if you're not a split personality coke whore schizo at your soul death's door it's not for your lack of trying, it's for their time and investment. They may have done dumb things, or ignored you or fought or burdened you with their problems, but if your primal scene crypto-Elektra complexes were grown out of-- relegated to the subconscious basement of childhood--then you're lucky, because so much work and energy and care has to go right for you to come out normal --at least six or seven years of solid attention, the right brand of attention, and then the ability to lessen that attention and--if necessary--to boot you out the nest, hoping you fly but willing to let you crash to the forest floor.


And as for the series itself, Season two especially warns us of the danger of moving too far afield from primal scene anxieties and the other subconscious elements (the misconstruing of what constitutes sex, the mysteries of one's own conception and inheritance of one's father's features) and instead reflecting already reflected signifiers, the sort found in nearly every small town soap drama: food critics, conspiracy, jailbird husband stalkers, cross-eyed imbecile cops, every male wearing the same terrible curly haired black toupee, amnesia, hospital pillow snuffing, femme fatales seducing cross-eyed pretty boys into offing their husbands, shady gambling dens and brothels, disguises, seductions, identical cousins investigating a murder from a different town, beauty contests and other lame attempts to become everything it thinks you think the show already is, rather than what you're afraid of dreaming.

If in doubt, consider the slasher movie, still loping around dying drive-ins prior to Twin Peaks' 1990 debut, vs. the game-changing (and Twin Peaks-reflecting) Silence of the Lambs in 1991. Suddenly there were countless dark Vancouver-shot psycho mood pieces. These indirectly led to the X-Files. Badalamenti's memorable music led to loungecore and trip-hop, led to Lana del Rey. And the Black Lodge.... is still there, alive in Salvia culture and Ancient Aliens, and the dusky Pacific NW old growth romance vibe is in Twilight, and the dark wood and yellow lighting aesthetic of Starbucks (which moved east from Seattle in conjunction with the show's success). And you were there, Tiny Dancer, Tim Scarecrow. And your crutches and sobriety fell like glitter from a Wigstock head trip makeover, down, down into the abyss of the materiality second wind, the rich co-opting our fabulousness to sell each other art and perfume, couture...

Maybe too it was the disturbing second murder episode halfway through season two where we see in vivid detail a terrifying dual performance from both Ray Wise as Leland and Frank Silva as Bob - each one more terrifying than the last. Ray Wise especially is genuinely blood chilling as his compassion and sadness at what's happening intensifies to higher and higher degrees until the madness of a howling rabid dog.

Critics fawn over Dennis Hopper in BLUE VELVET (1986), a precursor of Lynch's that led to TWIN PEAKS, but on revisiting both, Ray Wise as Leland blows Dennis Hopper out of the water; for that matter so does Dana Ashbrook as Bobby (left), because his eyes show real madness, just as Lynch's visions are mad, vs. the way people between the lines and inside the box think of as mad, in terms of the surface, i.e. put a giant waiter talking in cryptic code up in there or have a shrink with 3D sunglasses and an obsession with Hawaii, hey far out, the fake mad vs. the real mad.

Instead of relying on familiar tropes, Lynch goes deep into the moment. You never know where another is going to land --blood on the donuts, squeaky chairs. Now that I, too, am insane, I can smell the real deal vs. the trying to be crazy version, and for all his coiled angst, and Dennis Hopper's sobriety gets in the way of his Frank. He's an angry, strung-out man pounding cracks in a wall like De Niro did as RAGING BULL (1980) - but he doesn't break through any wall. The crazy exhibited in the work of Dana Ashbrook and Ray Wise on the other hand is truly wall-eroding.   Wise's layered madness in season two is marred only by his insistence on singing, which might be the writers' idea, but I always suspect actors of asking directors to let them have a scene where they can sing once it's clear the series is going to either be renewed for a third season or canceled; they do it a lot in actor indulgent TV shows like later seasons of most anything when the original creators begin to run out of ideas.

I remember this image from the local Seattle paper when I lived there, needless to say they were very dismissive -- how dare a non-Pacific NW native attempt to depict their lifestyle and love of gourmet coffee?
In its terrifying over the top way, this second murder is up there with the greats, like the last act in the original Texas Chainsaw, or the type that needs no markers of quality or realism but gets to the true terrifying core - offset by the Suspiria cherry reds and deep ocean blues of the Roadhouse stage where Julee Cruise plays regularly, all the would-be rescuers hypnotized by the emotion of the music and with no direction or guidance except the giant, noting "it is happening again," while we're powerless to know where or whom.

Alas - while Fire Walk with Me and the second season second murder both reverberate with a pulsing surreal horror, there are still some 12 episodes or so remaining after that in which to kill time after the killer is caught. Cooper's almost out the door, back to Washington, and in walks a DEA Fed and a Mountie, railroading Cooper on behalf of Jean Renault who's angry about his dead brother Jacques. Not so fast! 

You can hear the entire nation groan in the feeling they're being taken for a ride. Or rather, the weight heaving on the trolley as the few million viewers still left all got off in one collective outraged howl.

If that wasn't bad enough, forth cometh the quirks, the soapy nonsense, the frills and the meandering

If The Shining didn't have any murders, what would it be?
A tree falling in the woods?
Would you answer it?
Even if it was her... hot and damaged Del Rey that was the tree and she was falling...
falling....
in love?

And she was out of meds? And it was the rainy season?



Zooey Deschanel was ten when her mom was shooting Twins (as
Donna's momand you can kind of tell.
Trip to the Lounge, Swim to the woods.
TWIN PEAKS to DEL REY 
Post-Histaural Chronologic Signifer Map


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