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Thursday, May 19, 2016

5 Psychotronic Gems on Netflix: Badass Babes for a Bernie Nation



By popular request, here's the idealistic third entry in the Streaming Future canon, five films that reflect a grass roots toughness in places where grass is rare. Psychotronic in their outlaw spirit, these tales of tough warrior babes convey flagrant disregard for your mannish gaze's woeful tantrums.

It's strange to me that most badass foxes I know in real life are for Bernie and uninspired by warrior clan alpha Hillary. For them it's not a matter of gender but a whole new sort of post-internet age disregard for tradition, even tradition of woman empowerment--is this the arrival of fourth wave feminism, or merely post-Christian patriarchy in a way the just bypasses fighting it and just lets it topple of its own volition, like when you're pushing against someone pushing against you and then you stop and just step out of the way and they fall over? Either way, a bespectacled, hunched-over plain talking elderly Jewish senator has inspired them to vote and care the way they used to, before Obama let himself by hamstrung by his Quiet Man schoolyard pacifism and fear of Executive Order writs. It wasn't intentional that this list includes so many badass young warriors but here they are, cage-free, no abductions, no HMOs or HPOs or HBOs. These women aren't waiting to be abused before fighting back. They're not waiting for their insurance card before collecting what is owed. These women look askance at the subtextually clueless Jurassic World-style cinch-your-blouse, roll-up-your-sleeves and pout-to-make-nature-behave feminism that passes for strength in mainstream Hollywood. This shit is gonna get bloody, and fucking fast, and as Bogart said in Cult of the Damned, screw anyone who hates killing! And that means you, mainstream Hollywood!

1. BOUNTY KILLER
(2013) Dir Henry Saine
****
It's one of those cult-deserving films that is, I think, undone by its generic title and poster art. It should be called MARY DEATH, KILL! (a play on both that 'Mary, Boff, Kill' game, and 'Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!') or something that conveys the sheer badass good-time of this film that does what TANK GIRL never could, successfully brings a graphic novel / comic to life in ways that are playful but violent, action-packed and homage-ish without being too heavy-handed. Newcomer Christian Pitre is Mary Death, a famous bounty hunter in a post-apocalyptic time when bounty hunters are the new rock stars, and their quarry are the executives of now outlawed corporations (who all wear yellow ties). Mary Death is a gleaming national symbol of a new post-corporate order, followed by adoring photographers and magazine piece writers as she tools around the wasteland in search of targets. She's such a cool cat that when her lover and trainer Drifter (Matthew Marsden) tries to get serious about a house and a home away from the killing, she stabs him in his spleen and roars off on her badass bike. Think a fusion of GAS-S-S-S pumped into THE ROAD WARRIOR via a Jack Hill-directed pump. I love this movie to death, and the casual way it has with total over-the-top gore and brutality makes my heart soar like hawk. I'm sure some stuff was green-screened here and there but frankly I didn't notice, because the characters are endearing and the action refreshing, even Hawksian at times.

Lookin' slammin' in mod dress cream-and-dark red dress and packin' guns like the little sister of Gina Carano (as in she can believably kick ass and not like in the 'don't bust my nails' condescending heavy-handed way of action heroines in countless lesser films), Pitre is amazingly assured here in her feature debut. And if you think it's easy to put a good Corman-esque babes-n-guns action film together in our day and age then you've never seen SUCKER PUNCH or TANK GIRL or AEON FLUX or ULTRA-VIOLET, BITCH SLAP, CAT RUN, BARB WIRE, SALT, HANNAH or ELEKTRA. Everything those gets wrong, this gets right. Even Marsden is cool and--as his evil corporate ex-wife-- Kristina Loken is well into the full-fanged spirit of the piece. Mary's got more tricks up her sleeve than her old crew of Post-Pagan matriarchal vehicular guerrillas have suspiciously clean-lined Mexican-style skull face tattoos. Did my higher self make this movie in heaven and send it back through time to perk my spirits up? Like the Bern was himself so sent? (See: Pharmageddon)


Why the BERN: What part of open war against the 1% corporate raiders did you not get?! Blam Blam! Let their yellow ties be spattered in gore, their golf courses and office cubicles awash in the blood of the surviving 1% of the .001%. And the surviving 10% of the 99% shall inherit the radioactive wind, the antique Budweiser six packs, and the black rain.  Amen and pass the ammo.




2. HARDWARE
(1990) Dir Richard Stanley
***
It's one of those foxy girl vs. murder machine movies --think the last ten minutes of the Terminator and Demon Seed rolled into one hell of a Blade Runner-sque future, which sounds very erotic, I know, but instead... it's Hardware and is marred only by the superfluous leering of a fat pervert and some dated haircuts. Directed by the Peter Weir of 90s sci-fi, Richard Stanley, it's filled with the sort of weird termite detail we expect from the blighter who gave us the almost-great Dust Devil and then was kicked off his own adaptation of Island of Dr. Moreau. As with great pastiche gems like the above Bounty Killer you can see the influences and homages from a mile off, but they're the right influences, and there's a smartness about using what's available at the stereo junkyard (to a level of true outsider folk art derangement) to fill the techno-pagan loft apartment of said metalsmith, including lots of dirty video monitors. When the erotic shower occurs with boyfriend Dermot Mulroney, he keeps his metal hand still on! And that's the Stanley difference!

Now, unlike Bounty Killer, this isn't a great gonzo nuthouse totally bonkers film, but it is full of period new wave and punk rock and any isolating artist will relate to foxy redhead Stacey Travis in her fortress of sculptural solitude, high up in her giant, refugee and homeless-strewn building. And unlike Bounty Killer, which is perfect in every way, Hardware's all almost undone by the obscene caller fat guy. I like to give Stanley the benefit of the doubt and presume the excessive scenes of his gross face smacking his lips were meant to be removed by the censors (2), but it illuminates why Stanley is so often railroaded out of final cut, because this would be a great movie if one could just snip 90% of that leering, boil-faced lecher's reaction shot peep camera cutaways. 

Luckily once sad skeeve's dispatched to the hell of a thousand eye gouges, the hero robot--every population control advocate's dream machine--resumes setting about euthanizing any human it can find as a last ditch effort to bring the human population down to sane levels (ala something referred to in a radio news broadcast as "the recent sterilization act"). Its electrokinetic ability to re-build itself makes it impossible to kill and Travis' fortress-level locks make it impossible for people to rescue her. All she can do is evolve, in seamless momentum, from disaffected artist chick to primal savage --this Travis does, quite well; her fierce determination and artistically-smeared facial blood and oil spatter blend perfectly with her pale face, green eyes and autumnal red hair. She's so good you'll want to date an Irish girl all over again. Don't! 



WHY THE BERN:  Like Bernie himself, it's a scrappy analog indie, and what it lacks in polish or budget it makes up with interesting, vividly realized ideas and utopian themes far deeper than a first glance would indicate. 

PS - If you're subject to anxiety attacks or epilepsy - be warned - lots of strobes and flashing lights.

3. THE LAST SURVIVORS
(2014) Dir. Thomas S. Hammock
***
In a world turned to desert from global warming, the once fecund fields of Oregon have withered to a parched desert; a handful of unwashed settlers are under constant attack from the local water baron and his posse of gas mask-wearing goons. A dark preacher, and the baron's foxy redheaded daughter are along for the killing ride. Finally, nearly everyone else has been killed or died of thirsty causes and one hardscrabble teenage girl (Haley Lui Richardson) decides to take the fight to them. Her hair and clothes and skin perfectly bleached and faded to blend in with the surroundings, fearless and scrappy, sneaking across the landscape like an armed mix of sharper feral kid and less self-righteous Katniss, with impressively dark eyebrows, Haley Lui Richardson can shoot, sneak and stab -she doesn't miss and if she gives a passing survivor a jar of water she has no illusions he won't come back that night to steal the well.

What makes this understated, quiet film stand out from most post-apocalypse dramas is its female protagonist never hesitates to land the killing blow on a disarmed opponent. I'm so tired of action heroines who have to let us know violence isn't 'cool', so if they pick up a gun or knife, shoot once or stab, they have to quick drop the weapon right away, like ewwww, as if the gun or knife in saving their life has somehow sullied their innocence. I've turned off movies the minute this happens in the past (recently: American Ultra, Everly). And even the good ones will have the heroine have to walk away from the unarmed, beaten opponent, so said opponent can draw a gun or a hidden knife and the heroine can wheel around and kill them... this happens so often it's cliche. In that sense, we understand the enemy water baron and his daughter here - Haley Liu should have just shot the survivors begging for water, rather than give them just enough to have the energy to come back that night to attack.

Sorry for the rant, but it's only to show one reason why I like this film, because these young characters aren't like that. And actually the water baron and his cute redhead daughter are one of the more interesting and complex villain teams I've seen lately: there's just no one around to remind them it's wrong, and it's become a pretty brutal hardscrabble life, so it's understandable they don't want to share or waste water on the elderly. That's sound thinking for a viable future... for once. Hell, he's clearly impressed when Haley comes to his ranch to kill him, so it's not personal or even inhumane, he's just not an idiot, and if the scrappy dame comes at him with a sword, he's going to fight her with a sword, not grab a gun. He almost welcomes death, and his daughter (Nicole from Cycle 13 of America's Next Top Model) is no slouch with the samurai blade herself. Why does everyone demonstrate at least medium proficiency with the exquisite and most deadly blade of the samurai? Who cares, is the question. Everyone not proficient across a spectrum of weapons in this drab and very believable globally warmed future is no doubt long-since dead - is the presumption. To its infinite credit, the script feels no compulsion to exposit.

Other perks: Aside from sporadic, loping cello notes evoking some kind of scarcity-based frontier dustbowl past, Craig Deleon's score's a lovely batch of drone sustains and occasional blazing raw open string electric guitar. The one young child (Max Charles) neighbor is impressive; you look in his kid eyes and see a tough adult; so often, when kid actors try to play grown-up too fast hardscrabble, it's vice versa.


Nicole Fox, by the way, won that cycle of ANTM through her quiet but determined, slyly competitive spirit, well-used here as she initially wrestles with qualms about killing all the unarmed settlers (so they bring a priest along to assure her it's mercy, and this helps), so that anyone too old to carry guns and join their gas mask thug brigade (the masks are smart touches too--helping erase the emotional empathy between them and these families they grew up around) dies as a marcy killing. And her gradual callousing is deftly done, her vaguely sleepy voice a perfect match with the score's eerie drones.

WHY THE BERN: A vivid tale of the youth of tomorrow paying for our parent's mistakes, it presents without preaching the dusty future global warming promises. The water baron being the ultimate example of corporate evil, a Daniel Plainview meets Noah Cross ogre determined to save his own child even at the expense of all others.

4. CENTURION
(2010) Dir. Neil Marshall
***
I'm one of the frozen chew who adore Neil "The Descent" Marshall's expensive 2008 flop Doomsday though I missed it in theaters due to terrible advertising. Centurion tried it's best to sneak past me, too. I avoid gladiator movies as a rule, for I can't get past the terrible haircuts, closeted beefcake posturing, endless brutal slavery, relentless parading, and long-winded oratory. To let you know how long it's taken me to finish watching this one, I started back before I knew or cared who Michael Fassbender was, and now I'm a huge fan of his. But in 2010 not even X-Men: First Class had come out. This also has Dominic West as the general leading the doomed 9th legion deep into Pict country. His treacherous female guide (Olga Kurylenko) delivers them into bloody ambush! Well of course she did, genius! The inescapable Ulrich Thomsen plays the brutal Pict chief, who's all too eager to subject the Roman survivors to Pict unpleasantry. They escape, and run across eternally gorgeous Imogen Poots as a local ex-Pict herbalist who helps hide them because, of course, she was ostracized as a witch. She's got real chemistry with Fassbender, which helps the movie work. Together they're earth-magical like Oberon and Titania, parts I'm sure they've both played in some student production or past life or other sometime somehow somewhere...

Imogen Poots (left), j'adore
But the real red meat of the thing is Kurylenko as the mute huntress. We never blame her for hating the Romans or betraying them, and Marshall refuses to judge either side; both Romans and Picts have good and bad people and conflicted impulses within them. The Romans are the invaders so clearly not the 'good guys' in any sense, putting them somewhere between the German U-boat survivors fleeing across Canada in THE 49TH PARALLEL, and the National Guard members in Walter Hill's WARRIORS follow-up, SOUTHERN COMFORT (1981).

It seems at first incongruous at first, but on wider contextual look, CENTURION fits perfectly in with the totality of Marshall's oeuvre --showing his Hawksian love of strong warrior women and the small band of professionals/warriors/badass interlopers running afoul of pagan locals subgenre. CENTURION also has my second favorite close-quarters to-the- death fight between Fassbender and a woman (can you guess the first?). For her part, Kurylenko moves way past her previous Russian mob party girl roles, and even her QUANTUM Bond babe, to a whole new realm of badass.

Romans during a good-natured brawl
WHY THE BERN: Trump is of the Roman lineage, in genes and fascist temperament; the Picts represent the American youth vote, their faces painted like they just got back from Burning Man. Hillary is the commander back across the lines who'd rather eliminate the last survivor to hush up a defeat than risk inspiring the other tribes to rise (i.e. Bengazi). Poots and Fassbender are the hope for the future, the merging of cultures like Hippolyta and Theseus in Midsummer Night's Dream (parts I'm sure they both played, too)--in other words, they're the Bernie future.



5. THE FURY
(1978) Dir Brian De Palma
***
De Palma's oh-so 70s telekinetic thriller  / govt. conspiracy Rollercoaster-style amusement park disaster hybrid stars Kirk Douglas as a CIA op dad using telekinetic Amy Irving to find the safe house sequestering his telekinetic son (Andrew Stevens). As always Kirk has to appear shirtless (it is the law), so the opening finds father and son lounging on a beach in Israel. Dad's just finishing up his CIA tenure and son is.... Ooops! Palestinian jet ski assassins! John Cassavetes is/was Kirk's buddy and, as head of a dark ESP ops wing of the CIA, stages and films the assassination of Douglas to screen if for Stevens later, in order to trigger his abilities and leave him with a murderous hatred for Arabs and thus ripe for Middle East remote control assassinations. (Nazi commandant Kevin Bacon trained a young Magneto in X-Men First Class that way years later/earlier, not that you'd know, dear artsy reader.)

With all that acting muscle, are you surprised to learn that the film's more or less stolen by Fiona Lewis as the seductive older analyst who keeps Stevens pacified with sex so he won't want to escape the confines of his luxury safe house? Sure she's hot but she's also manipulative and all the experiments are really getting on his furious nerves! His FURY is rising! Meanwhile, Irving --never lovelier--is coming to find him, like an ESP bloodhound, with daddy Kirk at the leash, heading into the unknown like a Scatman to the axe.

All throughout there's an undercurrent of CIA manipulation all along all the relationships: Ex-CIA man Kirk keeps Irving safe, playing father figure, but using her to get to his son. He also uses sex and affection on vulnerable Hester (Carrie Snodgrass), a teacher at Irving's school for gifted youngsters (also operated by Cassavetes), who he convinces to help her escape. CIA agent Fiona Lewis uses sex on Kirk's son, and Cassavetes uses everyone. Maybe this explains why so many agency analysts are so attractive in real life (as seen in recent HBO documentaries). Kirk's allowed to show off that still-fit chest and be irresistible to younger women, he's cool with whatever (see also: Saturn 3). Look fast for Daryl Hannah (below, center) in a bit part as a snickering classmate of Irving's. Though she doesn't seem to have any psychic ability other than sucking up to the mean girl, it's still fascinating to see a future star handle a fairly long scene as little more than an extra.


Though De Palma's previous hit Carrie is a better movie, I personally find The Fury way more enjoyable as there's less sadism, abuse and bad vibes. Everyone has motives and no one is all good or bad. 2On close examination Cassavetes isn't that much worse than Kirk, I mean, clearly Kirk's overbearing as a dad, and Stevens is old enough he shouldn't need to be 'rescued' from a love nest with Fiona Shaw. This micro-managing makes Kirk--for all his boyish swagger--a bizarro funhouse mirror to Piper Laurie's bible-thumping mom in Carrie. But The Fury, rocks on repeat viewings. Not of all of it really connects but it never disturbs or bums one out the way Carrie does. Like The Visitor, it's everything memorable about the 70s distilled and then dumped down the driveway and set on fire with no grim heartbreaking aftertaste. Cassavetes appears to be having fun in one of his slipperier 'doesn't consider himself a bad guy'-type of smiling villains and Shaw makes the most of one of the decade's great opportunities for sultry female villainy. Though given a critical drubbing in the tosh papers of the time, Pauline Kael stuck up for Fury's "dirty kick" like a gifted child telekinetically forcing her conservative bourgeois classmates' heads down an electrified toilet.


WHY THE BERN:  Fiona Shaw is like some Fox News temptress, programming us to kill all Muslims on sight while keeping us pacified through sex and luxury goods. Bernie is Kirk Douglas, a grey-haired little super-hobbit rescuing the kids of America from the tentacles of the corporate meat grinder. Since Kirk's quest is noble (he just wants his kid to have freedom to choose), the Amy Irving youth vote wants to help him in pursuit of the presidency. A stretch you say? Alas, so's the Bern! Sic temper spem...

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Runners up
(rating for each: ***)

BYZANTIUM
(2013) Dir. Neil Jordan

 DEAD SNOW 2: RED VS. DEAD
"Dod Sno" (2014) Dir. Tommy Wirkola

KISS OF THE DAMNED
(2012) Dir. Xan Cassavettes

THE FACULTY 
(1998) Dir. Roberto Rodriguez

(2013) Dir Caradog W. James

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NOTES:
1. First born sons in occupied countries had to join the Roman army for two years
2. -Filmmakers often overload their films with more gross misogyny and violence than they really want, so after the censor demands cuts for an R-rating, the end result will be what they wanted in the first place and the censor will feel like 'they made a difference'. 

3 comments:

  1. Fuck the BernieBro myth (loudest voices I heard on that Nevada Convention video sounded female to me). Another good list - I'll have to go back and check out the Trump one. Too bad the others have all dropped out so you can't do more. What a Ted Cruz list look like I wonder?

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    1. It would look like a Davy and Goliath marathon.

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    2. Plus Zodiac of course.

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