Thursday, March 31, 2022

Playing Card Flapping in the Wheel of Progress: BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS (1961)

HIPPOLYTAThis is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.
THESEUSThe best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst are no worse, if imagination amend them.
HIPPOLYTAIt must be your imagination then, and not theirs.
THESEUS If we imagine no worse of them than they of themselves, they may pass for excellent men.                                                 --- Shakespeare, Midsummer's Night Dream 
NARRATOR - Flag on the moon. How did it get there?
                                        - Coleman Francis, Beast of Yucca Flats

(Night 9 of the 12 Days of Ed Wood)

Not to brag, but those of us who were kids in the 70s had great imaginations. Forged in the banal eternity of backseats spent on long drives for hour after hour while dad chain-smoked, cursed the traffic and the radio blared static, our minds imagined whole movies we'd only heard about from start to finish. I remember taping a picture of Charlie's Angels to the back of dad's seat and pretending it was a built-in TV screen. Unless we had a super 8mm projector and a highlights reel bought from the camera store or the back pages of Famous Monters of Filmland, everything we saw onscreen was transitory, never to be rewound to 'check' if what we thought we saw was really there or not. If you missed it, you then had to take some other kid's word on what happened the next day until, maybe years later, it showed up again as a rerun (and the part you remember may well be edited for time and/or content so now way to prove what you saw wasn't there). From recess and lunch time synopses of the previous night's TV movies or shows, our minds filled in enough wild effects to make Lucas and Spielberg quake in their shoes. For us, movies were just the finger pointing to the moon. Our imaginations followed the direction and filled space with an array of monsters. 

Now, with CGI, we laugh at anything other than the finest finger, the most vividly rendered CGI moon. Our imaginations have shrunk from misuse, the way our brain's ability to produce dopamine shrinks when when addicted to opiates. (I sound like a cussed old codger, but it needed to be said).

That said, not all 'bad' movies (as in those that allow space for "our imaginations to amend them") are gems. Imperfect doesn't always mean endearing, Contrasting the totemistic ardor of beloved outsider auteurs like Cozzi, Wood, Ormond, and Steckler, are bottom line bores like Jerry Warren, Larry Buchanan, and W. Lee Wilder. These fellas seem contemptuous of anyone who watches their films anywhere but on the late-late show for any reason other than a sleep aid. Films like The Incredible Petrified World, The Creeping Terror, Face of the Screaming Werewolf and Phantom from Space make perfect coma inducers when you can't sleep in some cheap motel and they show up  at the 4 AM late late late show. (1) And nothing else.

But! There is yet another category, where the sublime is awakened almost despite the filmmakers' best efforts towards mediocrity. Sometimes we get the nouvelle vague child's eye surrealism and the coma-inducing flatline. Probably the best--maybe only--example is Coleman Francis' Beast of Yucca Flats. One can never tell if he's trying to actually make a good film or not. 

I hope I never find out.



"Touch a button. 
Things happen.
A scientist becomes a beast."

The first few minutes of Beast of Yucca Flats create a grim, sleazy claustrophobic atmosphere that runs counter to the rest of the film with its outdoor desert expanses. We hear the loud ticking of an off-camera clock, the cop of time's relentless nightstick strikes. A pretty young woman gets out of the shower, sits down on her single bed against the wall in a closet sized room, and get strangled, killer POV-style. The woman seems to not even know someone is coming at her as the camera POV crowds into the corner of her bed--so tight it's like she's caught on a glass slide. As we fade to credits the killer holds onto her legs and we see the bed starting to rock - leading to whatever weird rape-necrophilia sleaze one's mind can conjure in 1961 without waking the censor. Roll the opening credits! Let us never speak of this scene again, except to wonder if Francis shot it himself (not his style) or it was inserted later by some profit-minded producer/distributor who wanted to at least give the people something salacious, so they don't want their money back. In a strategy no doubt gleaned from Godard's use of Bardot's derriere Contempt. (1), the film front loads the sleaze, get it out of the way, and then forgets all about it.  It keeps us on edge for the rest of the film, slightly unnerved. It wouldn't be the first time someone did that. Roger Corman did it a lot. And he was right to do it! 

But we're not here for promised salaciousness, we're here for Coleman's weird fractured poetic narration, the incredibly 'off' system of scenes, and Tor Johnson. In other words, we're here because we love Tor. Here he starts things out as a Russian defector who has a flammable brief case with secret information on his nation's moon landing (hint: the"flag on the moon" Francis' narration mentions isn't ours, which is still eight year away). KGB spies intercept him at the airport, shoot his CIA escorts, chase him out to an empty field in the desert right before a nuclear bomb goes off. (he didn't see the "Testing Range" sign hanging in the weeds)  No longer a scientist dedicated to "the betterment of mankind" he's "a beast." who "kills for the sake of killing." The moon forgotten, Tor wanders around the desert scrub, strangling people with his meaty sunburned fingers like a combination Hulk and the mutant father from Barn of the Naked Dead. When he's riled, which is often, Tor waves a stick and makes dubbed "Yaargh!" noises (I think that's Coleman's voice dubbing him as well). Two local police search for the killer and end up shooting at the wrong man, a father trying to find his two "adventurous boys" after they get lost wandering around in the scrub of "Yucca Flats" after the family stops for a picnic. I guess that's the atomic testing ground? The sense of geography is not clear. 

The film is barely an hour long, at least ten minutes too short to be just an actual movie. And yet it feels like forever, despite the beauty of the rock formations that look like a drunkenly passed-out Willdendorf Venus. 

Why this film is one of the 12 Days of Wood not only cuz Tor Johnson but because the thunderous "Wagner with the DT's" library score, the same one Ed used for Plan Nine from Outer Space (and Ed's pal Ronnie Ashcroft used for Astounding She Monster). It's probably even literally the same album, like they passed it around. An d"Yucca Flats" is, apparently, the name of an apartment complex Ed once lived in (making Ed the real beast?). Some of Francis' voiceover seems a bit slurred (!) and some of that Ed Wood madness is apparent in both the narration's associative leaps and the ease with which a big nuclear blasts erupt at any given time in any given place. The only debit: Francis lacks Wood's cock-eyed genius. If Wood wrote the script, Yucca might have more cult status. Instead, for Yucca to improve on repeat viewings, you need to surrender to it the same way you might surrender to Jess Franco or Jean Rollin, i.e. to be half-asleep when you start. It doesn't really work at midnight showings or the buds over for beers, something. It only works when you need to escape even the confines of comfort and retreat into a kind of holding pattern, void of all meaning and value. When you want that feeling, move to Yucca Flats. It's a film you can fall to sleep to every night for years on end and never see the same movie twice, or any movie at all, really. While Coleman's narration postulates that all the events you see onscreen are linked to the inevitable backlash against mankind's relentless scientific searching beyond the atom as the music surges with import. We learn the wheels of progress are rolling all over humanity, but the images show strange looking people running and shooting and waving their arms as they race around the middle of Southwestern scrubland or hang out at a small local airstrip (maybe the same one from Wood's Fugitive Girls? Either way, we know Francis must have a plane there; it's practically a co-star of all three of his films). 

Say what you will about Ed Wood, he had a sound man on the set, and a boom mic. Sometimes. And Criswell's narration was surging ever higher on plumes of uniquely Woodian giddiness and not striving for sociopolitical resonance. 

Still, Coleman's narration is pretty special: a weird series of fractured haiku that works as the bitter existential Korean war vet drunk bitterness to Ed's WW2 vet drunk rapture. Obsessed with progress and the way if you're not careful you could wind up in the wrong hunk of desert at the wrong time and be zapped by an A-bomb, or shot at by a deputy from an airplane, Francis' jaundiced view of 'scientific progress' seems to be that it's better to be either high in the sky or asleep in your bed. We agree. Be the one killing, not the killed. And if you're going to get caught in something, let it be a race for the betterment of mankind rather than the grinding wheels of progress, or the blast radius of the nuclear age. Warped, deep, occasionally slurred, Francis' jaundiced outlook is rife with strange and abstract tangents that makes the Ed McMahon rants of Daughter of Horror seem like Raymond Carver. Furthering his bitterness, a girl is rescued alive from the beast. "She's still breathing," and then seconds later "doctors can't help her. Maybe angels, but not doctors." We don't see any noticeable change, she seems asleep. It's such an odd choice on Francis' part. Either she's dead or she's alive. In the Francis zone, she survives, only to die somewhere right in front of you. Or the cop can't find a woman's pulse to save his life. 

If you're up for it, though, Francis' voiceover is a thing of slow-action beauty, and perhaps influential on future filmmakers. Watch Yucca and then watch Guy Maddin's My Winnipeg back and you'll hear the same hypnotic repetitions of words and ideas, the same mix of sensationalism, poetry, and somnambulistic drifting. Sentences come back around like the shooting gallery ducks you missed the first time. Always with the wheels. With Maddin, it's the wheels of moving train taking him away from Winnipeg while he drifts in and out of sleep; for Francis, it is surely the wheels of progress, ensnaring everything and everyone while they're rousted from the planes and beds and sent staggering dazedly into the unceasing desert sun. 

One element that would have helped things along would be some indoor soundstage shots. After that opening, we seldom leave the glaring outdoors during the day (or day-for-night) but at least it's in black-and-white and well-preserved; it feels like looking at an Ansel Adams or Dorothea Lange desert photography book while wearing very dark sunglasses. Is it supposed to be (day for) night, or did the photographer put on a sun filter? The answer is just the howl of the wind, or is it a coyote? Either way, it's not on the soundtrack. Nothing is... except Francis' narration, the occasional gun shot or snatch of dialogue (never synced to lips) and that incessant Plan Nine music (its brassy stabs never once synced to the editing).

There are so few indoor shots in Flats though, and so little in the way of foley/diegetic sound, you may get a little wacky after awhile. But Francis know what he's doing. Aside from the opening murder shot there is one more scene set in the top floor bungalow of one of the deputies, that makes us instantly feel calmer and sleepy. It's the morning, the killer has struck; a deputy, Jim Archer, is roused from his morning shut-eye by a visit from the sheriff, irritating his sleepy wife(?O who sits up and makes sure to show off her deep tan legs and cleavage (terrible bangs though). Clearly she's irritated at some unheard off camera instruction, complying only in the most passive/aggressively manner, the highlight of which is when she bends over facing the camera, so her cleavage takes up the bottom half of the screen, and half-heartedly feigns putting on pants. "See ya later honey" we hear a voice says, in that ghostly post-sync echo so familiar to fans of Doris Wishman. The wife scowls at her off camera exploiter,  and gets back into bed, once again giving us a few precious seconds to dig those tanned legs. Would we could stay with her and go to sleep instead of going outside in the heat to shoot at innocent men and climb mountains to nowhere. Instead we're back out amidst the yucky flats, the voluptuous curves, the rocky hills. 

"Vacation time - man and wife; unaware of scientific progress.

Their car pulls over on the road so the man is checking the oil or something, oblivious to the giant Swedish wrestler approaching; Jeff's scarred and meaty hands wrap around him from behind, killing him instantly as he barely even puts up a struggle, almost grateful to get his part over with so he can get out of the sun. We think surely "wife" is next! She too has no idea the man is there.

She nods off a bit in the sun, unaware of the scientific progress that has left her husband dead behind her. We're expecting Tor to grab her from the front seat and pull her out like he did with Mrs. Trent in Plan Nine, but instead his hands slowly emerge from the dark of the backseat! Tor in the backseat; how did he get there? Or if he's not, how could he reach right through the back of the back of the VW hood without the wife looking anywhere but her cigarette?

Close-ups of the man Joe Dobbs picked up, Jim Archer (Bing Stafford) "wounded parachuting over Korea... also caught in the race for the betterment of mankind. Here is a man who never closes his mouth or opens his eyes--the horseshoe of hair around his slick bald head seems to be blowing backwards continually as he spends a lot of time driving with the top down and never washes. We get a close-up so we can wince at his crooked teeth. We learn he's "trained to hunt down his man, and destroy."
 
Another family meanwhile is on the road. ("Vacation time. Man and wife. Unaware of scientific progress"). They stop at a gas station. The gas station attendant is lazy, cooked by the heat. but not thinking of moving to the shade Francis' narration sizes the guy up for us. Whatever wheel he's caught in or progress he's unaware of, well, count him out. 

"Boys from the city, not yet caught in the wheel of progress, now feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs."

It's  not clear why this guy keeps his pigs (and a captured coyote) trapped outside in a place with no shade in what is clearly blistering desert sun. It's clear this was never a movie meant to be studied. It hopes you are paying, at best, moderate attention so you don't really notice these real life horrors, but just keep your eye on the playing card named Jeff Dubrovsky as he rattles every spoke on the wheel of progress. The reels of the film keep spinning, barely pausing to observe the passing absurdity. I could listen to it forever, dozing in and out of a pleasant Remeron coma. 

Erich Kuersten... dozing off... 
in a Remeron coma. 
Watching. 
Watching because Tor. 
Tor, waving his stick, and going "Yargh!"
Erich with his Remeron, Tor with his stick,
a late-night paradise.  No wheel in sight.

Finally arriving in his shady cave, Jeff throws a huge rock (which is clearly a real rock. Way to go, Tor!) and then shakes his fists at the sky like an old codger at those rascally kids. He's mad the dead girl he brought up there is gone (taken away by the sheriff) but since it's Tor he also evokes an infant. As Francs' narration might put it: The old and the new, all at once.
 
Rock thrown, fist shaken, Dubrovsky begins the laborious process of laying himself down on the very hard and rocky ground to take an afternoon nap. His reticence to just plop down onto the cave floor brings to mind how painful it must be to be Tor's sunbaked Nordic skin, smashed between a hot, rocky surface and that immense wrestler weight, like a gentle cashmere sweater packed under a bowling ball. We feel bad watching a man of Tor's age, skin pigment, and girth, forced to stagger around under the blazing desert sun for hours on end. Surely there are easier ways to make a living?  But we're here; we may as well make sure he did not sweat in vain. So onward: Tor raves; motionless mom stands, basket ever at the ready, relentlessly dad flees; incessantly Jim Archer shoots; cluelessly the boys wander. Having sought shelter deep in the recesses of Jeff's cave, we get the second best shot of the film when they carefully creeping past his sleeping girth out into the blazing (?) day/for/night sun. 

Anyway, that bit in the cave, the backseat strangulation, and the very last shot with the baby jackrabbit are alone enough to make Yucca worth it a thousand viewings over (it actually gets better around the fifth visit). It's classic Tor. Though the scene with him laying halfway on top of the dead girl could have gone all roughie/sleazy nut it's clear Tor is a very gentle giant, which gives the scenes where he's lustily lashing his radioactive lips while lying atop her a jokey playful edge. We never hear the sound so we don't know if his mouth is open because he's an insane lusty monster trying to kiss or lick her or is he just moving his mouth, presuming dialogue will be dubbed in later? She's supposed to be dead, or nearly dead. But she seems like she's suppressing a giggle, or a wince.

There she is (below), Mrs. Francis, standing cactus-like in the middle of the desert; picnic basket ever at the ready, forgotten by all but Coleman's camera, which does at least cut back to her occasionally. She's so gone it never even occurs to her she can put the basket down. Maybe she thinks some average bear is going to rush out and grab it the moment it's on the ground? Even a hungry coyote smelling the food might bring some kind of relief to her awful isolation. 

"Vacation time. People travel east, west, north and south. "
Though his entire oeuvre was more than a bit bent by his joyless outlook on life, his natural affinity for the grotesque, and his utter lack of attention to filmic detail, this Luddite tale of an obese scientist turned into a ravening atomic Beast survives as his weirdest anti-achievement. - Alfred Eaker, 366 Movies.
We end the film with the the wife wandering alone and forgotten around in the scrub; the two boys are rescued in long shot with the 'officers.' Dad is still wandering with the 'neighbor.' The night, like life, crawls onward. Mom and kids are reunited by the cops but we see that only as some far off shadows. Francis isn't interested in that --his camera is up close as Jeff dies. Then the most curious thing: a fearless young jackrabbit comes up and start trying to get at whatever snack the dying Tor has in his shirt pocket. Gingerly, with the gracefulness of a tender giant, his meaty hand pets the rabbit, kisses it and then he is dead. This is life in Yucca Flats. No mercy for the loser. The cops and kids don't even think to put a blanket over him to keep the coyotes off the carcass. Off they wander, the wheels won't wait. 

These are the rewards to the few who made it to the end, those who used their stupefied bemusement to transcend into outsider paradise, or who just dozed off. Or both. The beauty of the Coleman Francis' opus, is that you can do it all, while not doing a damn thing.


NOTES:
1.  I remember a very disturbing opening scene from a film called Monster of Piedras Blancas, where a young couple sneak away from their friends to a nearby cave to fool around, but are surprised by a monster who rips off one of (or both of) their heads. Too disturbed to continue watching, we flipped the channel to either the opening song of Bikini Beach (I just remember a couple kissing while eating a long piece of red licorice, which seemed, after the decapitation and the girls pitiful screaming, to be extra horrific to my six or seven year-old mind, burning the juxtaposition into my childhood mind). Now going to watch Piedras on DVD, that intro scene is gone, was it not part of the 'actual' film? Like Yucca, the rest of Piedras Blancas seems very boring by comparison. The DVD even has the aftermath of the scene - the headless couple found on the beach but now we only see them from way up atop the dunes looking down. What happened?
2, I have them all. My whole life is spent in service of that cheap motel 4 AM feeling, waking up with a start and it taking several minute to realize where you are, why, who is with you (if any), what time is it (thus how soon before everyone else wakes up and starts with their mundane reality). Next, where is the bottle and how much is left? And finally, how much time you have to drink yourself back into a pleasant coma, watching some obscure 50s black and white science fiction movie on the local TV station and thinking "ah, this is paradise." and then be knocked out again when the people around you wake up, so you can pretend to be normal. That's my moment! 
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See also the Other 11 Nights of Wood, and Wood-esquery:

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