The riddle of the locust is that the locust is strong, but steel is stronger, so says (I wish) African locust shaman James Earle Jones in Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977), and it is my unofficial recommendation for this weekend, depending on your state of pan-dimensional inebriation and yen for Italian-style nightmare logic. Mine is strong, and the riddle of steel asked by Jones in Conan, is it turns out answered a mere six years earlier. Such doth time melt in the hand of the shaman in the locust helmet.
But before getting involved, know this: Richard Burton is the heretic of the title. It's another one of his priest roles! The towering actor and booze-fume djinn was once, twice, three times a priest in film (not even counting his stint as the pedophile-shielding Bishop of Canterbury in Beckett). A weird thing for a drunkard A-list actor to be cast as, a priest, since nine times out of ten priests are depicted in film as boring old fogeys pooh-poohing, browbeating, boring, and benumbing everyone in earshot. Then again, Burton hungover is just like that: surly, sullen, cranky, sanctimonious, trading on his collar to excuse his rudeness, hiding his forgetfulness of lines and blocking via sweaty reticence.
In short, Burton in Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) is a mess.
He will make you wonder once more the age-young question: can a panicky Welsh alcoholic towerer touch a demon Tinker Belle locust wing and fly fly fly to Africa or/and into the arms of a demonic, sexy Linda Blair, believably? Or if not, will there be at least some camp?
Not even. You need to applaud like hell to bring this absinthe green fairy back to life, and even then, all he does is crawl woozily along, wings soggy from being dragged through the highball glass condensation rings, Don's "vicious circles."
And yet... fall approaches and doomsday December, and the bleakness of each SAG member gone to ember turns one's heart to demon mentors, and as it's on the Netflix streaming, why not give Exorcist: the Heretic (1977) another go? Boorman's movies are complicated attempts to be genuinely mythic and Jungian-masculine archetypal. Even the worst of his weird wonders are worth giving a second, third, even a sixth chance to. (PS - I finally like Zardoz after only 10 tries!)
Me, I tried myself to watch Heretic only once, years ago, but never got past that first mind-boggling stretch wherein Burton first watches Louise Fletcher hypnotize Regan so she can go back in time to the events in her bedroom during the climax of the last film (he 'needs' to find out how Father Karras died); then Regan hypnotizes Fletcher (while still hypnotized herself) so she can join her there, in the past, then Fletcher--in real time--starts gasping in pain, because Pazuzu is clawing at her beating heart, in the past. So Burton tells Regan (still under the influence, mind you) to hypnotize him so he can go back and rescue Fletcher, as if pulling some Dreamscape/Inception-style invasion is as easy as wearing a biorhythm feedback headband and staring into a flashing light for two seconds. As Fletcher says, "slow your tone!"
Back in time, meanwhile, back in the original film's time (1973), Regan's Pazuzu devil make-up is being worn by a different actress, who's massaging Fletcher's naked heart. As Fletcher gasps and chokes and 'arghs'... over and over and over... Pazuzu/Regan stares at the newly arrived Burton with a lewd obscene grin, wanting him to draw a breast squeezing parallel. Burton watches the scene from across the table, horrified, staring into Pazuzu's evil licentious eyes
Fletcher begs Burton to do something, anything.... the massaging continues. Pazuzu/Regan, massaging Fletcher's exposed heart, stares lewdly at him, squeezing her heart as if fondling her breast, bidding him with her eyes to make it a macabre trans-dimensional threesome.
Finally, after the moment plays on so long you think the editor must have fallen asleep, Burton croaks "in God's name," with nary a shred of holy conviction, and that's the end - Pazuzu fades away.
In God's name indeed.
I, like so many before me with some idea of how hypnotism and holy powder--I mean power--actually works, and slowing of tones, stopped watching then and there. Regan, turn it off! Turn it off!
|Blair and Burton meet at the Natural History Museum, perhaps to blur the line between|
its dioramas and the film's later unconvincing (but all the more interesting for it) matte work
There's one Italian Exorcist knock-off in particular I'm thinking of, for it too mixes ESP, astral travel, mysterious shamans, and North African scenery. Lucio Fulci's oddly titled 1982 film Manhattan Baby (2) involves a mysterious amulet given by a mysterious figure to a young tourist girl visiting Egypt with her parents and little brother. She takes it home and at night it opens up a inter-dimensional stargate between some lost Pharaoh tomb and her bedroom; soon she and her brother are 'voyaging' the night away, coming back with weird Anubis figurines and tracking sand all over their room. In short, Baby fills in the gaps left in the original Exorcist's parallel stories, the issues that Heretic never mentions, namely why/how Father Merrin's archeological dig in Iraq is responsible for Regan's possession. Is there a dimensional doorway involved between Iraq and Washington, as there is here between Manhattan and Egypt thanks to this mysterious gem? (see Acidemic Journal of Film and Media #3, 2007 - The Exorcist in Iraq). When we think of the war between the Pentagon and its locust drones vs. Iraq, we kind of get it. Talk about supernatural predictions! Here the gem is itself evil, trapping the spirits of the children within it, like a reverse snow globe of sand and blind beggar women (mirroring the milky-pupiled man in the opening of the first film, no doubt).
Great as it is, I can't even remember how Baby ends and I saw it only hours ago, but at least it will also help you sleep and make Heretic seem like Citizen Kane in comparison.
We need that, now more than ever.
A saving Heretic grace: James Earle Jones as a Dr. Benway-esque African etymologist dealing with locust plagues (top and below), a man who is simultaneously both a trippy locust-shaman and a sober scientist working on ways to stop the swarms that regularly wipe out crops all across his native continent. I kept hoping he'd give Burton a flask of yellow bug powder so he could go around knocking on doors shouting "Exterminator!" and zapping Pazuzu's locust buddies even as his priestly collar turns into a black locust with a patch of white on its forehead, calling him "Dick" in a gravelly anus voice. But you can't have everything. At least it's easier to believe Jones is a multi-dimensional locust shaman than it is to believe Burton's a priest or that anyone in this film is ever really in Africa instead of just looking around a lot of miniatures and mattes. I like that aspect too, though. If you've ever had a fever or done psychedelics or read any Phillip K. Dick then you know that simultaneous multi-dimensional existence is doable, and the world does look like terrarium miniatures, and for awhile Jones makes it seem feasible. The way he effortlessly grasps Burton's lost, mangy situation on both fronts at the same time is pretty tripped out, and the highlight of the film.
You got money... not like poor Don Birnim.
You can even trace the progress of the disease over the course of the film, which functions as a fine gauge of alcohol withdrawal symptoms, as well as holy 'stations' since booze withdrawal is not unlike a luxurious crucifixion.
The 7 Stations of a Dry Burton
|Station 1: Early morning Hangover|
(coasting on fumes)
|Station 2: Mounting dread (preliminary withdrawal)|
Furious panic (shakes)
Brief Reprieve (sacrament)
So forget about logic. Forget about comparing the sequel to the original, just appreciate the dark, fuzzy, muted cinematography of William Fraker (Rosemary's Baby), turn up the Morricone and pretend it's Fulci's wing that's touching you instead of Boorman's. I don't know about you, but it took me forever to love Zardoz too. And lastly, look at the shots below and see if you can guess, which ones are from Fulci's Manhattan Baby and which from Exorcist 2. The answer... may surprise you!
See also my 10/09 piece Bad Acid 70s-80s, Part III: Drive-In Dream Logic, Italian-style!
1. "White man take acid. White man take acid and goes see the Exorcist" -SNL season 1 monologue
2. It should have been called Parsley's, Thyme's or Sage's Baby to not confuse us, though it would anyway since Rosemary's Baby was set in Manhattan as well